Zero Punctuation: Final Fantasy XIII

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Final Fantasy XIII

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Final Fantasy XIII.

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[02y211]

Loved the "spice" bit!

And unbiased....sure....

Mutilicious ending cartoon as well.

 

[case_orange]

Only five hours? Damn, son, I'm impressed. I'd be good for like 2 hours, tops.

 

[Toasty Virus]

I really tried to enjoy this game, I loved all the other Final Fantasy's(Even 8) but this just didnt do it for me

Although Sahz made the bits I played worth it =D

 

[Donttazemehbro]

Very Good Yahtzee as usual, keep up the good work and good luck with the Mana Bar

 

[Suskie]

OKAY, SO. The chocobo in Sazh's afro. Can we all agree to start calling it "frocobo"? Yes?

More on topic: This was easily one of my favorite Yahtzee reviews in recent memory. I kinda like the game, sort of, but then I'd totally understand why anyone would hate it. The old "it gets better later" excuse from two weeks ago gets pulled right back into play (although, to its credit, it really does get better later).

Edit: Oh, and WHAT I WOULD DO to see Yahtzee review Final Fantasy VII.

 

[aaronx83]

Hand On The Stove BWAHAHAHA
Shut Up I Am BWHAHAHA(Aagain)
I Loved It

 

[Quesa]

How's the bar doing?

 

[lacktheknack]

Nice. I guess hoping you might like THIS one was very silly of us.

 

[The Kangaroo]

If Jim Sterling got flak for only playing up until the last boss fight, I wonder how much flak Yahtzee will get

Edit: Oh lawd that's a lot of probations

 

[immortalslayer90]

"I am an unbiased critic... SHUT UP, I AM!"

XD

We know Yahtzee, we believe you.

 

[lacktheknack]

How's the bar doing?

Check the very end of the video.

 

[Serum211]

Really funny, better then the last five episodes.

 

[Legion]

Never played a FF game in my life, but that was as predictable as they come. Even before seeing the same point re-iterated for the fifth time with different wording.

If Jim Sterling got flak for only playing up until the last boss fight, I wonder how much flak Yahtzee will get

It's Yahtzee, people will tell him he's a unique genius and boycott the game.

 

[Houss]

haha great review

 

[heyheysg]

Vanille has the most irritating voice actress ever and that's sad because the character design is otherwise good.

Even Serah or Pandora from GOW3 is much better at the 'kooky girl' role

 

[Tharticus]

Well, as expected form Mr. Croshaw alright. And yes, Final Fantasy went all downhill when 7 showed up.

 

[ikyda1]

i quit after 10 hours....the greatest disappointment of 2010...can i have my money back? i know the know the answer so dont mention it

 

[Cherry Cola]

He hated the game?

WHAT A TWIST!