I never really intended to get this game anyway, but the review was funny as always. The image of an ant pushing a brick across the desert was hilarious to me for whatever reason.
Zero Punctuation: Final Fantasy XIII
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Yahtzee hated it? Gee who'd have seen that coming? /Sarcasm
I didn't really get any laughs out of this one, pity, I often look forward to ZP. Oh well there's always next week.
I didn't really get any laughs out of this one, pity, I often look forward to ZP. Oh well there's always next week.
Well theres bits i do agree with and bits i dont agree with.
And i hardly call it a fair review of playing 5 hours of it. (Yes he was busy and all that blah i know ¬¬)
I mean if they guy can play through Heavy Rain then he should pull up his big boy trousers and stop whining about the old days! Its modern day, things need to change and hey at least Square have tried!.........though they have lost their way when they merged with Enix.
And i hardly call it a fair review of playing 5 hours of it. (Yes he was busy and all that blah i know ¬¬)
I mean if they guy can play through Heavy Rain then he should pull up his big boy trousers and stop whining about the old days! Its modern day, things need to change and hey at least Square have tried!.........though they have lost their way when they merged with Enix.
I watched a flat mate play this game for like 5 minutes and I felt pretty much the same as Yahtzee did. Still, very good review; made me chuckle.
Well done, Yahtzee. This is exactly why I couldn't stand Final Fantasy 7, I shouldn't have to play through a game for three or four hours before it gets good, it should start out good and get its tedious parts out in the middle when we're already committed.
I knew this was going to get some massive yahtzee criticism coming into it and the part about Hope was accurate as all get out.
"After five hours, the only thing that surprised me was how I managed that much without chewing off my own face!"
I was actually expecting another April Fools joke.
But who cares, right? It was entertaining, and that's the only reason anyone ever watches these. Not that that's a bad thing.
EDIT: Holy Fudgestickles. The video's only been up for 12 minutes, and there's already a second page?
I was actually expecting another April Fools joke.
But who cares, right? It was entertaining, and that's the only reason anyone ever watches these. Not that that's a bad thing.
EDIT: Holy Fudgestickles. The video's only been up for 12 minutes, and there's already a second page?
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Great review as usual, you had me laughing before I actually began watching when I saw that you reviewed this game. Glad to hear the Mana bar is doing well.
Eh, I thought it was a pretty bad review. Even though you have the boredom threshold of 12 picoseconds, you could at least give it a bigger chance and give it some more substantial criticism. The nitpicking was more present than the actual criticism. Yeah, I know more than 5 hours wait for a game to get good is much, but if you pick up a Final Fantasy game, you know what you're getting into.
Still, it was pretty funny, I know you do this for comedy, so I will still get FFXIII, despite all horrible things said.
Still, it was pretty funny, I know you do this for comedy, so I will still get FFXIII, despite all horrible things said.