Zero Punctuation: Final Fantasy XIII
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Eh, I thought it was a pretty bad review. Even though you have the boredom threshold of 12 picoseconds, you could at least give it a bigger chance and give it some more substantial criticism. The nitpicking was more present than the actual criticism. Yeah, I know more than 5 hours wait for a game to get good is much, but if you pick up a Final Fantasy game, you know what you're getting into.
Still, it was pretty funny, I know you do this for comedy, so I will still get FFXIII, despite all horrible things said.
Still, it was pretty funny, I know you do this for comedy, so I will still get FFXIII, despite all horrible things said.
It's always nice to hear someone else "say it". Something I've thought or felt for a while and then someone with a bit of cred comes along and perfectly encapsulates what I'd say if anyone asked.
You know, the way all you Halo Haters feel when Yahtzee takes (yet another) cheap shot at the Halo franchise. Well it's finally my turn with the whole "Used to like FF games" bit of this video.
So thanks Yahtzee, for pointing out that FF games were far more involving when they required the player to use a little imagination rather than weeks of endless non-questing to accomplish fuckall.
You know, the way all you Halo Haters feel when Yahtzee takes (yet another) cheap shot at the Halo franchise. Well it's finally my turn with the whole "Used to like FF games" bit of this video.
So thanks Yahtzee, for pointing out that FF games were far more involving when they required the player to use a little imagination rather than weeks of endless non-questing to accomplish fuckall.
I watch ZP cause it's hilarious, especially when he bashes on a game I like, though I only managed a few chuckles this time since it's all complaining I've heard before or just expected. Still 5 hours is a lot to people who don't have time set aside to be "hardcore" in their gaming endeavors, he gets a B- for trying.
Hahaa! I was waiting for this to happen! Now I can rest easy knowing even Yahtzee hates the moneymilked "sequels" of the FF franchise (just like I do).
I thought it was pretty good, he had valid criticisms (i.e. all the shit I've always hated about jrpgs myself {SHUT UP THEY ARE VALID}). It's a lot better than last year's E3 video, and no where near the pile of shite the 'tour of DC' video was. Thank you Yahtzee for reaffirming my complete lack of interest in this game.PayJ567 said:
5 fucking hours? This is a hands on, not a review! Shame on you Yahtzee! I forgave you for Alone in the Dark because that was shit and you played through a fair segment of it, but 5 hours? Seriously? Why didn't you just look back and review Duke Nukem 3D since you've also been drooling on his take of FPS styles(See Turok and Bad Company 2)Are you secretly missing him since his last game was cancelled after 12 years? I am!
Calumon: In 5 hours, I broke every window in this house. If I have more, I could have destroyed the whole house.
Calumon: In 5 hours, I broke every window in this house. If I have more, I could have destroyed the whole house.
really? You reviewed FF13 before god of war 3? Though I must thank you for reminding me why I quit playing the FF series after 10.
No surprise there.
Personally, I think that Yahtzee has to put his prejudice behind him and listen to the characters, because everything that is described in the datalog is told to us in the cinematics. Also, the story is NOT going to make sense in 5 hours. The characters need the 20 to become likeable as you see their personalities unfold.
I can understand that Yahtzee likes jumping right into the action, not listening to a semi-complex drama.
Personally, I think that Yahtzee has to put his prejudice behind him and listen to the characters, because everything that is described in the datalog is told to us in the cinematics. Also, the story is NOT going to make sense in 5 hours. The characters need the 20 to become likeable as you see their personalities unfold.
I can understand that Yahtzee likes jumping right into the action, not listening to a semi-complex drama.
I'm glad I didn't waste my time with this dreck. I usually take this man's reviews with a grain of salt, but you know what? I'm going to trust him on this one. I'm sick of all the angsty emo crap going on in these games. Can't they make a Final Fantasy with a group of people that are harsh and not hurt but pesky things like emotions? They are trying to save the world, but the prom. And doesn't anyone have better things to do with their life than worship this stuff? Three discs? Jesus.
PS: How the hell is reporting everyone for making comments negative about Final Fantasy? Grow up, other people disagree with you. Get over yourself and play a good game for a change.
PS: How the hell is reporting everyone for making comments negative about Final Fantasy? Grow up, other people disagree with you. Get over yourself and play a good game for a change.
There was already erotic for that game about a year before it was released (at least I think so, I didn't put alot of effort into finding out).
OT: he just explained why I don't enjoy JRPGs. Annoying characters don't make for good stories. If I recall no one else liked the red headed one. I also like combat that involves me, not click punch button watch character walk up and punch monster, or any variation that tries very poorly to hide it (The Last Remnant comes to mind there). Incidentlly I also don't like most MMOs for that combat reason (And I have to keep paying for a game I already bought).
OT: he just explained why I don't enjoy JRPGs. Annoying characters don't make for good stories. If I recall no one else liked the red headed one. I also like combat that involves me, not click punch button watch character walk up and punch monster, or any variation that tries very poorly to hide it (The Last Remnant comes to mind there). Incidentlly I also don't like most MMOs for that combat reason (And I have to keep paying for a game I already bought).
I was somwhat disappointed that he didn't point out the semi-aussie voices on Fang and Kookie Spice, but this was still an awesome review, and i'm a fan of the games.
everytime somone insults final fantasy XIII I feel a little better inside, I almost didn't buy the game since I didn't think I would like it and I still managed to be disapointed by it
I never got in the hype of FFXIII... then everybody looked surprised because I didn't bought it... I tried it from a friend, got hyped for it, and now it's gone, even before seeing this review, which I agree on since I only played 2hours at most. I had some hope for Hope, then I realized he was pretty much what you described, saw my friend play (around 15 hours of game play I think) and he's still the same, except worst. I'm not even surprised there is "adult only" fan work on this game, there was probably some as soon one character design was released. Oh, and how's the bar doing?