Zero Punctuation: Hard Reset
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Cool Review Yahtzee!
Also even though I play RTS's I don't care much, Mostly I huddle in heavily fortified entrenchments and wait for the enemy to run out of resources so that my army can storm into their defenceless base, usually my casualty number is very low, hence were my enemies are always sacrificing thousands of troops in order to beat me.
In conclusion, yahtzee flamed me but I ate some oranges and it was k.
Also even though I play RTS's I don't care much, Mostly I huddle in heavily fortified entrenchments and wait for the enemy to run out of resources so that my army can storm into their defenceless base, usually my casualty number is very low, hence were my enemies are always sacrificing thousands of troops in order to beat me.
In conclusion, yahtzee flamed me but I ate some oranges and it was k.
Not all that funny, a bit hypocritical, and more a bit on the listless side...
Yahtzee what happened to truly screwed up jokes? Like fucking a burning dolphin? Seriously man you'll lose your popularity unless you step it up.
Yahtzee what happened to truly screwed up jokes? Like fucking a burning dolphin? Seriously man you'll lose your popularity unless you step it up.
I roflcoptered. And I don't even know what that means.
His best in a while, I say.
Jolly well done.
His best in a while, I say.
Jolly well done.
lol, this movie is so sick funny. some parts even i found disgusting but still had to laugh. when i saw that part in painkiller, i had a strong feeling they copied it from this movie.danben said:I can't believe I'm the first one to say this, but I loved the Braindead reference.
New Zealand independent horror/splatter
Yeah, I was a big fan of Hard Reset but I wonder how excited I would've been if the modern shooter market hadn't starved me so much that any game without an iron sight and chest-high wall love affair would've have looked like a bacon-flavored second coming. I still think it's one of the best shooters out right now, and it's great explosive fun, but in retrospect I overlooked a lot of design flaws. The modern shooter industry is starting to give me the equivalent of beer goggles...Even Bodycount looked okay for a second there *shudders*
Yup
what a story
Erm not sure what it was though something about artificial intelligence, inner and outer core, dystopian, nasty doctors that try to control you... yeah stuff like that.
Oh and a "we ran out of money" end indeed. Seriously at the end you finally FINALLY get something done. What is well unsure but it is something big and it ends.
This game offends me mostly on Story really. I like story in games, I find that the trailer of the new Final Fantasy [XIII-2] is like throwing four stories in a kitchenpuree processor and it makes no sense what comes out of it. Now this shooter pretends to have a half interesting story so I awaited till the end for what..
Well nothing.
what a story
Erm not sure what it was though something about artificial intelligence, inner and outer core, dystopian, nasty doctors that try to control you... yeah stuff like that.
Oh and a "we ran out of money" end indeed. Seriously at the end you finally FINALLY get something done. What is well unsure but it is something big and it ends.
This game offends me mostly on Story really. I like story in games, I find that the trailer of the new Final Fantasy [XIII-2] is like throwing four stories in a kitchenpuree processor and it makes no sense what comes out of it. Now this shooter pretends to have a half interesting story so I awaited till the end for what..
Well nothing.
plot: You're a cop who investigates a robot attack which is part of a plan to destroy the industrial slave complex and free humanity.
I think. IDK really there were so many holes and twists that the story really needed 6 more hours of game to explain; it felt half done. it was great and a nice throwback to horde shooters a kin to painkiller.
I think. IDK really there were so many holes and twists that the story really needed 6 more hours of game to explain; it felt half done. it was great and a nice throwback to horde shooters a kin to painkiller.
This is a fair review I reckon. It certainly doesn't match Painkiller, but I would rather play this than GoW3. Loved the shotgun that "Had tits and was on fire".
I'm not what I would call a fanboy of 40k. I've never played the table top game before, but I liked Space Marine. For those listing the things it has that Yahtzee supposedly likes in games, you forgot jetpacks.