Zero Punctuation: Hard Reset
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Yup, guess it just goes to show you: Indies got all the awesome ideas but always strapped for cash to get them out the door, while Big Industry got all the money of the world coming out their collective sweaty arse but is too retarded to do much other than pump out more shit.
Gaming Industry, everybody! -sigh-
Gaming Industry, everybody! -sigh-
the game is fun. i played it already twice. but i do agree that the loading times are really long that you are forced to watch the damn cutscene and that the slow menu is a little pain in the ass. and yes, the story really just ends and is unclear what was going on there. but hell, the game as such is really fun, just shooting things up is enjoyable.
after all you can discover secrets and you have tones of enemies coming towards you.
i also dint had any probs switching between the weapons. it was pretty easy for me at least and the upgrading works fine too. once you finish the game, you can play the entire game with the same upgrades which makes the game even more enjoyable.
after all you can discover secrets and you have tones of enemies coming towards you.
i also dint had any probs switching between the weapons. it was pretty easy for me at least and the upgrading works fine too. once you finish the game, you can play the entire game with the same upgrades which makes the game even more enjoyable.
This might be the weakest review you've ever done, Yahtzee. If you jump the shark, so help me, I will find you and yell nasty things at you for depriving me of further entertainment.
Cool Review Yahtzee!
Also even though I play RTS's I don't care much, Mostly I huddle in heavily fortified entrenchments and wait for the enemy to run out of resources so that my army can storm into their defenceless base, usually my casualty number is very low, hence were my enemies are always sacrificing thousands of troops in order to beat me.
In conclusion, yahtzee flamed me but I ate some oranges and it was k.
Also even though I play RTS's I don't care much, Mostly I huddle in heavily fortified entrenchments and wait for the enemy to run out of resources so that my army can storm into their defenceless base, usually my casualty number is very low, hence were my enemies are always sacrificing thousands of troops in order to beat me.
In conclusion, yahtzee flamed me but I ate some oranges and it was k.
Not all that funny, a bit hypocritical, and more a bit on the listless side...
Yahtzee what happened to truly screwed up jokes? Like fucking a burning dolphin? Seriously man you'll lose your popularity unless you step it up.
Yahtzee what happened to truly screwed up jokes? Like fucking a burning dolphin? Seriously man you'll lose your popularity unless you step it up.
I roflcoptered. And I don't even know what that means.
His best in a while, I say.
Jolly well done.
His best in a while, I say.
Jolly well done.
lol, this movie is so sick funny. some parts even i found disgusting but still had to laugh. when i saw that part in painkiller, i had a strong feeling they copied it from this movie.danben said:I can't believe I'm the first one to say this, but I loved the Braindead reference.
New Zealand independent horror/splatter
Yeah, I was a big fan of Hard Reset but I wonder how excited I would've been if the modern shooter market hadn't starved me so much that any game without an iron sight and chest-high wall love affair would've have looked like a bacon-flavored second coming. I still think it's one of the best shooters out right now, and it's great explosive fun, but in retrospect I overlooked a lot of design flaws. The modern shooter industry is starting to give me the equivalent of beer goggles...Even Bodycount looked okay for a second there *shudders*
Yup
what a story
Erm not sure what it was though something about artificial intelligence, inner and outer core, dystopian, nasty doctors that try to control you... yeah stuff like that.
Oh and a "we ran out of money" end indeed. Seriously at the end you finally FINALLY get something done. What is well unsure but it is something big and it ends.
This game offends me mostly on Story really. I like story in games, I find that the trailer of the new Final Fantasy [XIII-2] is like throwing four stories in a kitchenpuree processor and it makes no sense what comes out of it. Now this shooter pretends to have a half interesting story so I awaited till the end for what..
Well nothing.
what a story
Erm not sure what it was though something about artificial intelligence, inner and outer core, dystopian, nasty doctors that try to control you... yeah stuff like that.
Oh and a "we ran out of money" end indeed. Seriously at the end you finally FINALLY get something done. What is well unsure but it is something big and it ends.
This game offends me mostly on Story really. I like story in games, I find that the trailer of the new Final Fantasy [XIII-2] is like throwing four stories in a kitchenpuree processor and it makes no sense what comes out of it. Now this shooter pretends to have a half interesting story so I awaited till the end for what..
Well nothing.
plot: You're a cop who investigates a robot attack which is part of a plan to destroy the industrial slave complex and free humanity.
I think. IDK really there were so many holes and twists that the story really needed 6 more hours of game to explain; it felt half done. it was great and a nice throwback to horde shooters a kin to painkiller.
I think. IDK really there were so many holes and twists that the story really needed 6 more hours of game to explain; it felt half done. it was great and a nice throwback to horde shooters a kin to painkiller.
