Zero Punctuation: Haze

[Crrato]

I don't really see this as a Halo rip off.

Mainly because I like this.

 

[Lemah]

This is the first time I've posted about Zero Punctuation even though I'm quite a fan. Just wanted to let it be known that I think you guys are brilliant. Keep 'em coming!!!!

 

[RTR]

Not the funniest of reviews, but a great job nonetheless.
I think it would've been too obvious to make a reference to "Purple Haze."

 

[Sagecat]

Thank you. Yet another game I'll stay away from like a disease.

PS: Loved the crack about current-gen drab graphics. Blah.

 

[MercFox1]

Given the recent reviews massacre, I'm surprised Yahtzee was relatively amiable with this one. Never thought I'd see the day where I'd wish to see more criticism heaped on a game by ZP...

 

[RussDCA]

Hehehehehehe, hahahahahahaha.... [Sigh] ...... Hahahahahahhahaaaaaa.....

Stunning. Funny, informative, funny again & right on the money.

Love the cake comment, I've often thought the same thing (Apart from he stripper part, but it's a good point).

FuZion.

 

[Enskie]

NUMBER 1!!!! ...yay?

Gonna be ban... Unless the question mark will save your ***.

Apparently the question mark is not all holy, judging by this example at least...hmm, I must ponder this. Also, yeah, the "got high" song is bloody awesome.

 

[Platos]

2D cutout forests, hahahaha.

 

[Jerakal]

Please don't rip age of conan a new one yet, wait a month so it can get a bit more of it's shit together.

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

WHY TF review MSG anyway? Theres 2 kinds of people: Those who like the game and those who think a small payload nuke would have solved all metal gear related problems very efficiently.

We want him to make jokes about it. Like "Why do I have to look at Solid Snakes ass?" - but then we'll laugh "BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!"

 

[MattClassic]

The word superfluous comes to mind after watching this review. Why bother reviewing yet another sub-par FPS after giving Turok and Jericho such thorough beatings? Still pretty funny though.

 

[SatansBestBuddy]

Righto, what's up with the ads at the end?

We're already on your website, watching your vids, why do we need to be reminded that there are other vids on this website?

 

[LazyAza]

I was skeptical of this game since day 1 and as time went on I grew less and less interested so I trusted my instincts and decided to avoid it. Boy was I glad(and amused) when every reviewer on the face of the planet chose to rape its drug riddled corpse. No one absolutely no one worth crediting likes this game, what a pos. After all those delays you'd think they would have made a decent game, guess the devs were all off getting high or pissed or both lol.

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

My old roommate back at school had said to me that this game was going to be the Halo for the PS3...and after i stopped laughing I realized he could be right. The story and game play could be just as annoying and droll as Halo.

Turns out It's far worse.

 

[Asehujiko]

No 2 min adds for videos linked on this very page already in a 3 min video please.

And no more re-runs!

 

[LionheartDJH]

Had high hopes for this game but having previously owned a 360 and played Halo and then comparing that to the Haze demo, there is no contest. Even though I don't think Halo is amazingly brilliant it's still a good game, better than Haze anyways. At least Uncharted and MGS4 give me faith in the PS3 exclusives.

Great review from Yahtzee, love all his work!

 

[Snidenightshade]

nice one, i haventplayed haze yet but im going to which is good. i think it is better than Halo 3 cause it was realy overhyped

 

[pewbes]

"the maincharacter in haze is not characterized as a BLABLABLA but a naive winding collegeboy soldier" - "I musn't run away! i musn't run away" Neon Genesis Evangelion anyone?

 

[FallenAngelII]

BTW, did anyone else find Yahtzee saying "Cornettos" oddly erotic?

 

[MrSod]

Cornettos?
Those things are called Drumsticks, duh.
What kind of upside down land are you living in, anyway?