Shoqiyqa said:
Pellucid said:
Actually I'm pretty moderate, it's just that "Republicans = Nazis" jokes got old about a year into Bush's first term ...
... and seven years later he still hadn't taken the hint!
Congratulations, you're officially funnier than Yahtzee, at least when it comes to political humor. That was a much better joke than his.
Cheeze_Pavilion said:
No, you're not.
You may occasionally wind up in the middle because of the accident of your extreme views leading to the same conclusion as someone who is a moderate, but no: that doesn't make you a moderate anymore than a broken clock is a working clock if you look at it when the time is 12:00
I really am.
I'm pro-gay marriage (Democrat), anti-abortion (Republican), pro-personal responsibility (Republican), anti-discriminatory (both, really), hawk lobby (usually Republican), pro-federal government (Democrat), and incredibly tolerant of people of different ethnic and religious backgrounds (I'd put that as Republican, but I'm sure you wouldn't).
The catch is that I'm very extreme in all of these positions because all of my political stances are born of pure logic, which tends to force me into absolutes. I think homosexuals (and polyamorists, furthermore) deserve all of the same rights and privileges that heterosexual couples do. I think that taking any innocent human life is a negative unless you definitively save +1 innocent human lives by doing so and there was no other way to save said lives. I think that every man is by definition only responsible for his own mistakes and failings, and it should never be the onus of another man to pay for them in any way.
This thought pattern is necessary when you try to excise all faith and appeals to emotion from ethics, which I personally feel is the only fair way to go about doing things, since emotion and faith vary from person to person, but logic is immutable.
Cheeze_Pavilion said:
Pellucid said:
You've laid out a lot of unsustainable and insane positions, such as that we shouldn't be allowed to punish serial killers.
Strawman.
It absolutely isn't a strawman. We're talking about logic and the smooth running of society here. YOUR logic would lead to absolute chaos. Mine doesn't. Your system of thought, therefore, has very serious flaws that need to be examined and rectified before we can even begin to consider it as viable.
Dictionaries focus on descriptive definitions
No, dictionaries focus on
real definitions. You, on the other hand, focus on
make believe ones. Make believe ones that would just happen to re-enforce your position if they had any basis in reality. Which they don't.
And waterboarding doesn't?
Nope. You know we waterboard our own troops to prepare them for the possibility of it happening in the field, right? So either we're scarring every soldier we have for life or it doesn't cause serious psychological trauma.
In other words, you've dug yourself into a hole, so you're going to throw out a few statements you think might cause me trouble before leaving.
Not at all. In fact, if you'd like I'd be happy to continue running circles around you and making you look ridiculous, it's just that I'm not going to get anything but entertainment out of it and you're not going to get anything at all other than perhaps frustration.