Zero Punctuation: iPhone Games

[emeraldrafael]

SNIP

Didnt do what right?! and what? Oka, look at scribblenauts. Tell me hte deep complexity of that game. and name me a few games that havent had console versions that were deep, involving, and story driven.

 

[ElCapitanStern]

i survive on android. powerful and delicious mmmmmm froyo

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Nice review, I like seeing something a little different.
I'm also glad to know that I'm not the only person who dislikes the rating system in Angry Birds.

 

[Callate]

Apparently Martians aren't so fond of being locked into AT&T contracts, either...

 

[Dave29]

Oh god, I wish The Escapist would hire a small crew to help out Yathzee with the animation, the editing, the recording, his gay bar, or something so we could get more reviews more often.

It's only December 1st and Sonic: Colors, Epic Mikey, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Medal of Honor, Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit, and Gran Turismo 5; are behind. None of those games deserve to escape un-reviewed by Yathzee

Also, I'm from Mars, and proud to be

 

[albear]

you can actually breathe on mars since the atmosphere there is the same as it is on earth

its just a big conspiracy that it isnt so those without iphones can go there in peace and not be annoyed, its like our own little club house/planet

but sshhhh dont tell the iphone users they'll spoil it

 

[Bucky01]

i brought 2 tanks of oxygen

 

[Hunter65416]

Awesome but im starting to feel like hes putting off doing fable 3.

 

[SD-Fiend]

I can bend reality by denying everything living on mars is easy if you don't care about what gases are on it

 

[Sonofadiddly]

FUCK FRUIT.

And fuck iPhones, too.

 

[Mattteus]

I love that smug pear!

 

[Swifteye]

I didn't think the escapist would be kind enough to shell out for an Australian iPhone.

He's owned one for awhile now he mentioned that he bought one when the punchline was that an iphone payment is more expensive than human life.

 

[Dragonpit]

You want to know how I found a way to breathe on Mars? It's very simple. I'm one of the monkeys they shot into space that never came down. At least they trained me on all the shit that they gave me beforehand. Having opposible thumbs helps, too. Also, bananas!

 

[TankCopter]

I have a spacesuit in the form of a HTC Desire. It protects me from those pesky Martians.

 

[Niccolo]

I appreciated the last line. Yes, I don't have an iPhone. The lack of weather's lovely on the red planet. Movie was fun. Thanks.

xD The hardest thing I found about Mars was not the oxygen problem but getting damn internet installed.

 

[LCP]

If I had to guess about Yahtzee, he made that last remark to troll... professionally troll that is

 

[Samuel Adams]

Well you see, I sat underwater until I learned to survive without oxygen.

Anyway, great review.

 

[Wither]

I must be that extraterrestial life that NASA found, obviously.

 

[LitleWaffle]

No Yahtzee, I don't have an iphone.

And breathing? Who needs that nowadays anyways?

 

[Scrythe]

Oh Yahtzee, you dolt. You haven't learned by now that this is how we breathe on Mars?