Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

KnightOfShaddai

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Wow... over 1100 posts on the SSBB review and this mailbag video is already half way there... and its only Thursday. Maybe I just find it mildly entertaining when a bunch of strongly opinionated critics and players get into one room and beat the crap out of each other. Its amazing how bent out of shape people can get over a simple video game, both the lovers and haters. However, like Yahtzee said, it drives traffic, which must be quite satisfying :) I'm a web developer myself, so I can understand his joy in seeing traffic line graphs go up :D

Although, I can't say I agree with Yahtzee's philosophy in how he approaches games, that they're crap till proven otherwise. I try to give it the benefit of the doubt. However, I can't blame him for being like this either. Admit it guys. There are a lot of crappy games out there. With all the concentration on graphics and licensing, its hard to find a solid game that produces excellent gameplay. And then when you finally find one worth the $50-60 that you shelled out to buy it, either everyone agrees with you (Killer 7) or your forced to defend it whenever the subject presents itself (Smash Brawl).

Anywho, I found this weeks video quite entertaining. Loved the Gamespot reference too :) Keep up the great work Yahtzee. Give them hell :)
 

Shoppe

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Sylocat said:
*sigh* the people who hate Brawl and loved this video (about half of which are first-time posters with even worse typing skills than the idiots who wrote the letters Yahtzee decided to hold up as straw men) outnumber the Brawl fanboys by about 4 to 1 at this point, and yet they're still complaining about being persecuted by "those horrid Nintendo fanboys.
What I find funny is that anyone who critisises Yahtzee is immediately called a Nintendo fanboy. Apparently, when it comes to Yahtzee, you either like him, or you're a Nintendo fanboy, all while they argue that people have different opinions on games.

Anyways, Yahtzee reacted in the same way when someone said his reviews weren't supposed to be taken serious. With childish respons and insults. The guy can't take criticism and this further proves it, which I find strange seeing as he spends most of his time criticizing other peoples work.

The best thing he could have done would be to ignore these guys, instead he decides to show how much "better" he is by telling momma jokes...
 

Rockgirl

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you mister Yahtzee is a god amongst men! or a demi god

now i can finaly laft at my wii-crusaders nintendo fansluts and express my POINT that even if a game got samus araan and solid snake in it well it's not metroid or metal gear!

therefore it's not obligatoooorl-yyyy GOOD!

thanks Yahtzee you awesome godhood-man you
 

Tyrannus Argumentum

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I want to begin by thanking everyone here for making my research possible. Without you, I would be an unemployed academic. Forums such as these have provided me with a veritable treasure trove of linguistic data for my research, and I don't even have to go looking for obscure information in a lab or library. Don't worry, however. If any posts are published in my results, you won't be mentioned by name... because you're all anonymous to begin with. Also, since this is "academic" research, no one will be demeaned with a "HUR HUR! Ignorance!" label, just a "self-identified gamer A" or "self-identified gamer B" label. And even then, I have to decide on whether or not I will actually write up a paper on all this...

Now, if I may, I have a few questions about all this controversy. Honesty in answering would be appreciated. And pay no attention to me with my tiny spectacles and notepad, and my sudden lapse into using an Austrian accent... Und tell me about your muzzer...

(1). For those of you who "did not like the review", do you believe, at some level, that you felt it was a personal attack?

Often the motivations for "aggressive speech responses" is the feeling of personal invalidation. One of the first steps in critical reading/listening analysis after isolating the thesis is to determine the intended audience of an article. So, who is the intended audience? Then, after determining that, one should find out the writer's intent. Was Y truly trying to insult "fanboys", or is he more "preaching to the choir", and thus merely entertaining his intended audience?

I would argue the latter. Many an editorial writer is simply entertaining the intended audience rather than proving some argument or another. It's easy to notice such things when there's an "us-against-them" style used. So, that brings me to the next question:

(2). If Y is simply preaching to the choir, and you were one of the ones who responded negatively to this piece, why did you feel the need to respond?

No, this isn't a "if you knew this was crap, why did you waste your time in typing up hate mail?" question. I truly want to know why you were compelled to type up a response. Most of the responses here often employ logical fallacies and poor arguments that do not make any point whatsoever if you take a minute and look at them. Many are emotional appeals, such as ad hominem attacks ("You don't know what you're talking about, you've obviously not played the game!"), ad populanum attacks ("Y fanboys outnumber us Nintendo fanboys 4:1!"), followed up by some poor establishment of ethos ("My 1000+ posts make me more valid than you!"). Are people really arguing here, or are they simply trying to shore up emotional support for their feelings one way or another? I think we know the answer to that.

With those questions aside, I know want to get at the heart of this whole "controversy", so I have a few more questions:

1. How does one's admittedly-biased opinion really affect the opinion of a game? If entertainment is truly subjective, how can we fault someone for coming up with a negative review?

2. Why is cherry-picking e-mail responses for the purpose of entertainment "wrong"? He's entertaining his intended audience. That's his job. Nintendo's job is to profit from entertainment, and thus will do what they can to appeal to their intended audience, so would they not be guilty of the same practice? Is Nintendo going to intentionally put in bad things in their game that would alienate their audience?

Again, thank you all for the data, and thank you in advance to those who answer my questions. I have many more, but I figure I'll see what kind of responses happen from here on out before posting the next ones.
 

Zekko5

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Can anybody read what the tiny Yahtzee sitting on the monitor at 3:43 is saying? I can't make out the last word. It seems to start with "Princess Peach on a ..."
 

Tyrannus Argumentum

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Zekko5 said:
Can anybody read what the tiny Yahtzee sitting on the monitor at 3:43 is saying? I can't make out the last word. It seems to start with "Princess Peach on a ..."
If anything to get my post-count up to 2, it says "...whore".
 

Kaos Incarnate

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Sayvara said:
Kaos Incarnate said:
To be honest he picked out the worst of the worst, there are people who discuss things rationally and explain why they like it, I know it won't change Yahtzee's view on it, but at least it will allow him to respect their differences in preference.
I need only look at the forums in reply to the reviews to hear fanboys popping aneurysms from here 'til Japan. Not even when Yahtzee took a jab at Halo 3 did it generate the storm that slaughtering the Holy Cow that is SSBB did. It's completely out of proportion.

/S
I also saw people posting "Brawl still shit" and other stuff like that so in other words they are as bad as those that are defending Brawl, because they just want to see hysterics. I myself found the review of Brawl funny, even though the problems he listed didn't seem to be true problems. Everyone who played Melee knew unlockables will be in it, there is a co-op mode in Brawl so you don't have to unlock stuff alone. Even then playing enough matches in Multiplayer will also unlock stuff. Even the zooming out camera was in Melee so I have no problem with it.
 

Zetim

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I can't help but remembering how bored I was when SSBM came out and one of my friends invited me over to play with like, 8 people. But everyone else seemed to be really into it, I felt bad nagging them to play DoA or Tekken instead.
 

gamergirl

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Yahtzee you sly dog, you've done it again. Absolutely love your reviews! I may not be the girlfriend of a gamer, but you still make my knees weak! Sock it to them, the snotty buggers.
 

tobyornottoby

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woah is this going to get more replies than the smash bros review itself :eek:

heh bring in the page views!

just one thing: starting a line with 'And' is a style issue. Don't mark that one as false. In a lot of cases, it just reads nice ^^
 

Doug

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Zekko5 said:
Can anybody read what the tiny Yahtzee sitting on the monitor at 3:43 is saying? I can't make out the last word. It seems to start with "Princess Peach on a ..."
I think he's saying 'Princess Peach is a whore' to the Nintendo employee to make them break down. Can't be sure though - zoomed in to see it.
 

Stammetje91

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I loved the way he turned them down and corrected their spelling mistakes! In your face, "people who wrote Yahtzee a letter". :p
 

KryptoAcid

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I love most of the games that are bashed by Yahtzee, but it is so funny to see them torn up and then back down. GO YAHTZEE!!!!!!
 

Vault Citizen

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tobyornottoby said:
woah is this going to get more replies than the smash bros review itself :eek:

heh bring in the page views!

just one thing: starting a line with 'And' is a style issue. Don't mark that one as false. In a lot of cases, it just reads nice ^^
I disagree. The whole function of the word and is to connect different parts of a sentence together. The point of a full stop is to end a sentence and everything after that is a whole new sentence. By having a line that has goes '.and' your both disconnecting and trying to connect two different sentences at the same time

and wow, I really do have too much time on my hands. Oh well, it could be worse.
 

ibigdevil

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TO reply in a way most will think i am 14 and on glue, i have yet to find a problem with a review yet. Yahtzee as found a way to review in an adult (big boy with car) way, that hits almost every nail on the head, and pulling the rusted penis nails out for shitty points and the normal crap gamers hate. I have been playing games for a while now, and i hate ( with lots and lots of rage ) the way most games have been going in the past few years. Halo, was at one time, my favortie game of all times. But only the frist one, the 2nd and 3rd were loads of muiltplayer crap. Yahtzee seemed to be one of only to pull this out, and step on that point, as well as many others.
I do also beleive that just becase the holyness of Yahtzee does not like or does, will still not drive me to buy or burn a game on his review alone, but will help in makeing me laugh a bit.
 

laikenf

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Well since people on this board are so good at grammar (and at correcting it as well) I can't help but wish I had some Zero Punctuation in my school years; my english would've been so fluid by now that I probably would've become a renowned philologist or maybe dedicated my life to wrighting novels or something.