Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

[Ishinken]

Ohhhhh damn poor stupid Nintendo-boys there are out there. I can smell their burnt brain cells from all the way over here. Pitiful humans! Even sending hate mail to poor Yahtzee.

Gladly Mr.Y showed them. It's tempting not to spew out anything bad about Nintendo even though you don't mean it to hear all the kids yap.

Good movie anyway!

 

[hydraman18]

At first I wondered why he'd bother to do a "mailbag showdown" edition, hilarious as it was. Then, remembering just how intensely stupid Internet fanboys can be, I went back to the SSBB review to check the posts. Two weeks and 1100 posts later, imbeciles are still whining at the top of their lungs about it. That's hilarious enough to rate at least one video slapping them down, possibly more. Great review Yahtzee, can't wait to hear your take on GTA IV.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

lols i must agree alot with yahtzee, they are all illerate retard fanboys or just plain retards

Sorry had to be done.

 

[greyhairdgamer]

Funny as fuck Yahtzee, keep them coming.

 

[black_reaver]

OK, that was seriously the best ZP you have done yet. I was pissing myself laughing the whole way through. Most notably, I liked the Gamespot reference but I would have to say my favourite bit was the number 4. The 360 joke hit particularly close to home seeing as mine bricked just last week.

FYI Spell-checker, 'favourite' is spelled with a 'u' and there is no 'z' in 'customise'

Err... there is in the British spelling of those words. Just FYI.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Bloody hell. That was a reasoned critical comeback, not just the bilefest I was expecting. Full marks.

 

[GirlFlash]

lol, yahtzee reviews fanboys, I'm filing this in the same place in my memory where I keep outrageous porn, Inigo Montoya and explosions.

 

[Hypersapien]

::applause::

 

[Sparkly-elf]

Hug time Yahtzee?

It's okay, we still love your comedy. Don't mind them. *hug*

 

[Mystery00]

I hope the people that sent you those comments watched this review, if only to help improve their grammar. Nicely done.

Mystery

 

[FoxboyJT]

Awesome, way to shovel it back into their faces, Yahtzee! =D

 

[Malexmave]

Well, I think you are pretty Punished by some of the readers (Or viewers...).

 

[redback]

the gamespot dig was priceless

 

[Parl]

Well, it's great to see Yahtzee address the fallout from SSBB with a very cleverly put together, grammatically correct and (zero?) punctuated "fuck you".

 

[HappyZealot]

Wait, why is everyone calling this a review? What is he reviewing?

Still lots of fun.

 

[flashfire]

Laughed nonstop. You tell those bastards to go fuck themselves. Love your reviews.

 

[redback]

sorry accidental double post

 

[DarthTirith]

Funny as always. Perhaps doing this once a month or so replying to general hate mail (Rather then just Brawl) would be a good idea?

 

[HamHamHam]

Actually, I think most of the posts above me are marked examples of fanboydom.

Isn't that biscuits.

I think it'd be nifty if he showed us the rest of the letters, must be ones that made more sense than that, Lordy-loo knows there was enough wrong with the SSBB to get irked with.

 

[Geoffrey42]

FYI Spell-checker, 'favourite' is spelled with a 'u' and there is no 'z' in 'customise'

How quaint...