it inspired me to build said golden cock n balls, took me well over a massive 4 hours but is worth it
Zero Punctuation: Minecraft
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Dunno if someone told you this yet, but they're already past alpha mode now, they've started with beta.ActionDan said:
Explaining the basics of gameplay can make any game sound lame;Kilbeam99 said:
1st person shooters: Two people hold down the mouse button until one dies.
Mmorpgs: Person who clicks best combination of icons wins.
Racing games: Best at holding down one button, wins.
I can even focus on just one good game and make it sound lame by simply explaining BASIC gameplay, for example:
"Portal is sooo lame! all you do is make holes in the wall!"
Hot girl; Hey, wanna have sex?
Portal gamer: No, I want to make holes in the walls.
This just isn't a very good way to explain why you don't like a game.
And also, this isn't a review, nor is it the worst review ever.
OMG hah, never thought you would do Minecraft *waves up from VIC* wonder if he has joined any servers..
Edit: oh god i added another page D:
Edit: oh god i added another page D:
You can also make golden apples, but it requires obscene amounts of gold as well as an apple which for some reason is only found in dungeons.GamingAwesome1 said:
ON TOPIC: I never thought he'd do a Minecraft review, but if he did I thought he would have used it to point out that a game can not have 10000000000x10000000000000 textures but still sell so goddamn well.
Yes I know this, but I don't have enough money to pay for the Beta version, So I'm going to try out the Alpha version to see if I like it before I buy it. And yes I know there are a lot of things that are new in the Beta that arn't in the Alpha.Anti Nudist Cupcake said:
Personally I like Dwarf Fortress better, even if it has an even more ridiculously insane learning curve and much less visually appealing. Because in Dwarf Fortress, you can not only build a skull fortress with smoke stacks and lava running from the eyes, but you can also populate it with drunken misfits and use the lava to burn elf convoys. There is just something about not only building elaborate bedrooms but also having them actually be used for something besides looking fancy.
Of course Minecraft and Dwarf Fortress have totally different focus and goals, even if they both feature mining and crafting, so I understand why Minecraft is liked more by a lot of people.
Of course Minecraft and Dwarf Fortress have totally different focus and goals, even if they both feature mining and crafting, so I understand why Minecraft is liked more by a lot of people.
I was scared shitless that you were gonna give it a bad review.
Also, there is INVedit, which lets you put whatever you want in your inventory, but your method is good, too
Also, there is INVedit, which lets you put whatever you want in your inventory, but your method is good, too
You know, there was a tutorial button back during Alpha. The button never actually did anything and was ultimately replaced by the texture packs during late Alpha.
I keep meaning to do that but Im not sure the best way to start.unacomn said:
Build a glass cage around the area first?
At a guess its because WoW uses an arbitrary reward and punishment system coupled with social pressure to make itself compelling, while minecraft lets you make make giant golden.. err fertility symbols..Levethian said:
Hold on I wanna do this like Yahtzee would've.Levethian said:
"The reason why I didn't knock off minecraft as 'evil' is because compared to WoW, Minecraft is a cheap ass car that can't even start that you get from the dump for 200 dollars, however you get all the tools to turn it into a giant Gold-Encrusted Cockbot. On the other hand WoW is just a suped up sports car that you have to take a second mortgage just to pay for it, and instead of gasoline it uses your soul."