Zero Punctuation: Minecraft

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Kluge

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So it sounds like The Sims + WoW + Runescape BUT with extra time-wasting and no numbers.

Good choice, Yahtzee. :p
 

Cyberjester

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Dude, why did you say "Americans" and refer to the USA? Canadians live in America, surprisingly enough. As do the inhabitants of Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Peru, etc. America != USA'ians.

Would be nice if they had a tutorial though, figuring it all out takes too long, so many other games start calling while I go through different combinations just to get one pick.
 

IceFire2050

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/IceFire2050/minecraftskullfortress.png

Giant Skull Fortress with lava coming from eyes?
 

kebab4you

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unacomn said:
Luke Cartner said:
unacomn said:
The skull bit gave me an idea. I usually just try to build stuff that's undercover. I once made a mansion underwater, that required the displacing of every cube of water in the area, on by one, since I don't know a better method. It turned out great. The downside was I couldn't find it if I went to far away. So I built a tall tower with a lava lamp on top of it.

They they added sea creatures and I did it all over again.
I keep meaning to do that but Im not sure the best way to start.
Build a glass cage around the area first?
That's what I did, then I filled the inside with sand, a lot of sand, tons of sand, so I could remove all the water. I never checked if there was an easier way.
A lava block all the way up in the roof? sure, you will get stone to mine out but would be fast to remove all the water from the inside.
 

unacomn

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kebab4you said:
A lava block all the way up in the roof? sure, you will get stone to mine out but would be fast to remove all the water from the inside.
I honestly never thought of that. That's good. Thanks, I'll use it next time.
 

SpecklePattern

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I cannot find my previous comment so I add a new one. I actually am amazed that this game is selling so much (I bought it and love it) but perhaps there is a marketing gap in selling games like this. Nowadays every game is going multiplayer and adding tons of "social network" stuff in them and banking basicly on those properties. Still in minecraft you can enjoy the loneliness anyways. :)
 

SilentBobsThoughts

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Caliostro said:
I still wish I could get the fucking thing.

I wanna make an actual castle in the clouds... Followed by the minecraft world's first subway system.

But no, it's paypal only, and fuck me.

Try this one? http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp
Free online VERY basic version that you cant save :/ but gives you all the materials to do what ever you want. :)
 

Antacid

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And yet, Yahtzee doesn't like Eve Online.

It must be the fact that it involves other people.
 

crouchingtigress01

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I have to say mindcraft seems like a really fun game, but yeah you need a project to enjoy it... like the sims, you need to have a person you really wanna play with/torture if you want to enjoy it ^__^ Mine are the twilight characters, that will teach them for ruining vampires and werewolves.

P.S: I hope the Mana Bar wasn't flooded as well, that could be a crime against all gamers and ZP fans
 

Ackhart

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Just when I thought I would have to stake him on a burning cross, ohh Yahtzee you certainly are a Spanish Gentleman.
 

ServebotFrank

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I wish the creepers didn't spawn in the daytime. I walked out of my starting house to find five creepers who immediately blew up my house.
 

DarkJesta

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love the show, until i saw this vid i had no idea you live in Australia, let alone Brisbane. Good to hear mate, and iv'e been planing on going to the Mana bar for my 20th bday (or sometime sooner ofcorse) as i haven't yet been. Do you frequent?
 

Gammaj4

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ServebotFrank said:
I wish the creepers didn't spawn in the daytime. I walked out of my starting house to find five creepers who immediately blew up my house.
They don't. They just don't burn up in daylight like Zombies and Skeletons.
Which, kinda sucks, they being the most destructive mobs around.
 

Proliference

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Maybe mine isn't as good as the last Skull Fortress but i'm pretty damn proud of it.

http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee394/Proliference/Skullfortress.jpg
 

samaugsch

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Proliference said:
Maybe mine isn't as good as the last Skull Fortress but i'm pretty damn proud of it.

http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee394/Proliference/Skullfortress.jpg
Damn. I don't have a skull fort. Just a crude base that I didn't even bother decorating. In other words, I dug a deep hole out of soft ground (i.e. gravel and dirt), dug all the way to the bottom, and then called it my base. :p
 
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"Hang the fuck on Yahtzee you sand sheltered ragamuffin! I've nothing better to do than argue with you on an internet!" said someone in Yahtzee's voice that wasn't Yahtzee.

"A game that costs $15 and crashes as often as patient on House who says his heart is fine gets a pass because its Beta?

"Well that's rather giant quality control loophole for reviewers to exploit, isn't it? So the next time some half finished game needing giant patches to be downloaded to become playable gets released, are you going to condemn it because its *BAD/EVIL/WRONG* or condemn it because they forgot to add the suffix *BETA* to the name?" he asked before SLAPPING HIMSELF ACROSS THE FACE.

OWW!

Ok. I won't do it again Yahtzee! I promise! Now give me back my hand and lay off the mind control!

In all seriousness though I do think the novel aspects of Minecraft don't entitle it to getting a free pass for being a buggy Skinner box time sink for gamers that really offers no more real depth than 3D Voxel art as opposed to say Farmville's potential for 2d pixel art. Glorifying grind-as-art isn't OK for JRPGs; why is it ok for Minecraft?