Zero Punctuation: NeverDead

[Grahav]

Oh, Decapattack. Glad to see I wasn't the only one who played that game.

 

[Roganzar]

I've been looking forward to this review. I wanted to play it cuz it sounded like a clever game mechanic. I played it for a couple of hours then put it back in the Gamefly sleeve and sent it back the next day. Yes it really is that bad.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I fully agree with the hessian sack/cricket bat approach to game design and wish to see it implemented on all AAA meetings.

 

[Sovvolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI-Uu94vINg

Think someone got a little influence from Dara O'Briain . This game did look alright though, liked the theory of it anyway.

 

[Swifteye]

I was hoping he would play this game. It's a game that wanted to be cool. But i'm sure it has a cult following.

Yay decap attack reference!

 

[Ekit]

How come Team Hollywood is uploading this video instead of Yahtzee himself?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I sure as hell wouldn't call Superman 64 "functional."

 

[Comando96]

Get in the fucking sack:




It is an brilliant saying xD
Someone thinks or does something stupid: get in the fucking sack.

 

[AgentCooper]

I really liked NeverDead and the biggest annoyance was the janky camera. I think I'm close to a 100% run on the game.

 

[daxterx2005]

Am I the only one who loves the hell out of those imps?

 

[tehweave]

I actually had to stop the review and look the game up just to make sure Yahtzee wasn't fucking with me. This sounds like the most utterly retarded video game idea ever. Sure enough, after watching some gameplay and the E3 trailer, it is real.

This just sounds dumb on every possible level.

The review, however, was good.

 

[Angel Molina]

...or if that's too tall of an order, maaybe you could nail a popedom to a ghazal.

What's a popedom???
Good episode, made me laugh more than usual.

 

[ewhac]

...or if that's too tall of an order, maaybe you could nail a popedom to a ghazal.

What's a popedom???

Papadum [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papadum].

Gazelle [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gazelle].

 

[ImBigBob]

That games sounds awesome. Except for all the parts of it that suck.

 

[LazyAza]

If only all problems could be solved by putting people in sacks.

 

[Soggy Toast]

I don't get that last joke at all. Can someone explain it to me?

 

[Infernai]

Anyone getting audio problems with this episode? My right ear feels lonely.

Hmm, it might be your head-phones. Some of the head-phones i've had sometimes fail in one ear after a period time, and is normally an indication that they're 'on their way out'.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Anyone getting audio problems with this episode? My right ear feels lonely.

Hmm, it might be your head-phones. Some of the head-phones i've had sometimes fail in one ear after a period time, and is normally an indication that they're 'on their way out'.

Fucks sakes not again. I just bought these a month ago.

 

[Hiroshi Mishima]

A character who can't die, action-packed combat, lots of fun puzzles.. that would be a great game. Except then they would go and add in bullshit to "balance" the fact that you can't die, and I would instantly not want anything to do with it.

I with people would quit bitching about games being "too easy", cause as far as I'm concerned I'd much rather play an "easy" game than one I'll never beat cause there will inevitably be "that one area" that'll cause so much frustration and rage I would rather slit my own throat with the disc than be arsed to continue playing. Well, that and people seem to have a very loose idea of what "easy" actually means, these days.

Like Yahtzee said, good ideas poorly implemented. Enjoyed the review, too. The game reminded me of Plok and Decap Attack. I haven't played those in ages.

 

[Britisheagle]

I love these reviews and find the guy more than a little bit funny but Gears of War is not bad!

That being said he is funny none the less and have a hard time disagreeing with his reviews, bar that one of course!

Great as ever.