Zero Punctuation: Okami HD

[HazardousCube]

I don't care what anyone says. Hoxton from payday 2 will always have the best British accent (or Yorkshire accent).

 

[Squilookle]

Good to see Conker's Bad Fur Day pop up. To the best of my knowledge, that's the only game that had piddling on enemies and brought that over into the multiplayer

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Postal 2

Seconding Postal 2 because it allows you to piss anywhere, at any time, and on anything, for any reason, rather than just scripting moments when you need to take a piss and the only convenient thing nearby is something you need to piss on to continue the story.

 

[Worgen]

INB4 anthro Amaterasu furry porn.

Anyone else not getting any sound on the video?

I had the same thing happen, just play with the volume on the player. That fixed it for me.

Yeah, same thing for me. Man, this website's taking a steady trip down to the dumpster...

Am I doing it right?

Spoiler

 

[Arnoxthe1]

Am I doing it right?

Spoiler

Nope.

Spoiler: You asked for this.

 

[Jacked Assassin]

INB4 anthro Amaterasu furry porn.

I don't know whether that should be labeled redundant or not. And it would still feel that way if you were to differentiate it from feral Amaterasu furry porn.
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Yes I should be ashamed of myself for trying to be a Grammar Nazi over the worship of a white wolf.

Am I doing it right?

Spoiler

"Animalized Ears".... The Black Face of furry fandom....

Nope.

Spoiler: You asked for this.

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I'm confused.
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Were you expecting furry porn to be in the thread or tried to make an excuse to post furry porn?
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As for Okami I would've bought it again but I have a feeling I'll either get it through PS Plus or through a Humble Capcom Bundle.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Just kidding, but I have heard that scholars think the roman emperor who decreed sunday as a day of rest did actually believe that christians were worshipping Apollo.

Converting to a religion, and then trying to get everyone else to convert as well often works better if you understand the religion somewhat, yeah.

 

[Arnoxthe1]

I don't know whether that should be labeled redundant or not. And it would still feel that way if you were to differentiate it from feral Amaterasu furry porn.

I'm confused. Were you expecting furry porn to be in the thread or tried to make an excuse to post furry porn?

ACKTHUALLY... Feral means like how most animals look and anthro in this case means... Well, the above image I posted.

And both.

 

[Jorpho]

Anyone remember "I'm O.K.", the great Derek Yu's response to Jack Thompson's ramblings? Never got around to playing that.

Those were simpler times.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/ImOK

 

[CollieDog]

What I gathered from the review sounded pretty JRPG-ey, so I'm not entirely sure if I want to drop 20 bucks on it...then again, if there's a JRPG Yahtzee sort of kind of likes then it's probably worth directly injecting into your bloodstream.

It's really nothing like a JRPG. It's extremely similar in gameplay to The Legend of Zelda.

I first played this game on the Wii, and the brush controls worked really well with the wii-mote; It drastically sped up the pace of battles.

I agree that the game can be really slowly paced, especially in the beginning. Being able to skip the into on your first game is great, as being forced to sit through that cutscene when you've already seen it 4 times is really painful.

All-in-all, I love Okami, and despite its' flaws Okami still stands as one of my favorite games of all time.

 

[CollieDog]

What I gathered from the review sounded pretty JRPG-ey, so I'm not entirely sure if I want to drop 20 bucks on it...then again, if there's a JRPG Yahtzee sort of kind of likes then it's probably worth directly injecting into your bloodstream.

It's really nothing like a JRPG. It's extremely similar in gameplay to The Legend of Zelda.

I first played this game on the Wii, and the brush controls worked really well with the wii-mote; It drastically sped up the pace of battles.

I agree that the game can be really slowly paced, especially in the beginning. Being able to skip the into on your first game is great, as being forced to sit through that cutscene when you've already seen it 4 times is really painful.

All-in-all, I love Okami, and despite its' flaws Okami still stands as one of my favorite games of all time.

 

[cowabungakid]

It's really nothing like a JRPG. It's extremely similar in gameplay to The Legend of Zelda.

Ehhh...never was into Zelda, but mainly because I found the characters to be utterly retarded, so maybe I should actually give it a try.

 

[Jorpho]

I first played this game on the Wii, and the brush controls worked really well with the wii-mote; It drastically sped up the pace of battles.

Gee, I remember many of the reviews bitterly complaining that the Wiimote was too jumpy and imprecise.

 

[Worgen]

Am I doing it right?

Spoiler

Nope.

Spoiler: You asked for this.

How about now?

Spoiler

 

[The Great JT]

Man, if you think Shinto was having fun coming up with their mythology, I must know your thoughts on Aztec mythology. They were on the good drugs in those days before all those filthy Spaniards showed up.

 

[Arnoxthe1]

How about now?

Spoiler

Are you trying to give me cancer?

 

[angel85]

I originally played this game on its Wii port, the celestial brush techniques were MUCH easier to do with the motion control, or at least faster than analogue sticks. I think this game would work better on the Switch, since they could revive the motion controls for the celestial brush...or maybe it's perfect base would have been the WiiU, since you could use the screen controller to actually DRAW the things you needed with the stylus...oh yeah, they made a DS game called Okamiden...I bet it has the easiest to use celestial brush techniques in the franchise...gotta go to gamestop!

 

[Kyman102]

I originally played this game on its Wii port, the celestial brush techniques were MUCH easier to do with the motion control, or at least faster than analogue sticks.

Except for the "Conjure a lightning bolt anywhere" power. I remember spending like 30 minutes trying to make the fucking game recognize a goddamn Lightning Bolt Zigzag.

 

[StatusNil]

I tried to play this on PS3, but it gave me wicked bad motion sickness. That feature probably has been retained.

It's a disgrace, this lack of inclusiveness that is victimizing people like me. I'm just going to hazard a guess it's harder to get past the nausea, dizziness and cold sweat than indignation about "aggressive navels" and whatnot, yet where's muh angry campaign screaming about The Industry?

I guess I'm gonna have to start it. HEY GAMES INDUSTRY! THERE SHOULD BE NO GAMES IN 3D (except those that don't bother me for some reason)! The people who like those are a pervert menace! Srsly, it's not 2017 anymore. (By which I mean the number of my Steam Achievements. Is there supposed to be some other relevant number?)

#GamesVsMe #BanThisSickeningFilth

 

[srpilha]

Kinda surprised no one mentioned Jarate so far.