PsychedelicDiamond said:
Yahtzee, being german i'm offended by your reference to german scatporn.
Not only does ignore all the other varieties of hardcore fetish porn my great country produces, it also completely disregards the high quality scatporn made by other countries which i'm sure is going to offend shit fetishists from all over the world. I demand that you change it to something less inflammatory until next week otherwise i'm afraid i'm going to have to complain on the internet and pretend that anyone cares for my hurt feelings!
Genocidicles said:
I'm sorry but the references to the Battle of Somme were highly distressing to me. The Battle of Somme is one of the bloodiest battles in human history, where over a million men were wounded or killed. It makes me sick that such a thing was made light of, and I request that it be changed.
I can't in good conscience continue watching Zero Punctuation after that. It made me feel uneasy, and I'm ashamed Mr Croshaw brought it up.
Damn, you've already taken 2 points to complain about, so I need something new...
Well, I am not a nazi, otherwise I could complain about him always hurting my feelings by making fun of ze glorious Führer...
OK, as a hungry foreign sailor, I demand you change your depiction of my culture, seeing as we never stuffed our Dodos with chestnut stuffing.
I find your suggestion that we did so very offensive and shall now complain to the internet, demanding that my feelings be considered in every form of entertainment.
And as a survivor of the great guinea-pig massacre of 2009, I demand you change your depiction of guinea pigs as "innocent" creatures in that one throwaway joke, for they massacred many of us and left me heavily traumatized and having to see a guinea pig not only triggered these memories again, but having to endure being told that they are "innocent" creatures is just adding insult to injury.
Laughing Man said:
That joke at the end about throwing vegetables I am just gonna wait for the uproar from the coma patient community.
Well you're damn right about that.
As someone who is currently in a deep coma, I expect an official apology from Mr Croshaw. Him making fun of my lifestyle choices is unacceptable and I shall piss through his mailslot if he does not issue a formal apopology and make a considerable donation to our cause.