Zero Punctuation: Red Dead Redemption

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pumasuit

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This probably won't be seen, but I happened upon an editing error. Yahtzee says "but when" and then changes the scene and begins again with "but when", which does not seem like a deliberate choice, but and editing error. Hope somebody will correct the error for next time. Bad Yahtzee!
 

Hellgate

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Hmmmm... this is the first review in a long time i didnt enjoy...
Most of the jokes and braging ware clearly forced and realy... not funny :(
I finished the game on my PS3 (Unlocked all the trophies [ye i got no life lol]) and i realy didnt find so many bad things about it :p
Naturaly the game isnt perfect ;] no game is (well mabie except HOMM3 ;] ) and this one has its share of bugs that are being fixed.
Id hope ZP woud go back to the old formula of bashing the bad games (Look Too Human) and pointing out whats decent in good games (Look Painkiller) and stop forcing these negative things into the reviews :)
 

Stabby Joe

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I have yet to encounter any noticeable glitches beyond the odd frame hiccup during extend play, more so online, which is both fun and frustrating since Xbox Live is full of ****s who want to use their free time ruining yours since they go out of there way to kill you if you're not in a posse.
 

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Krantos said:
I did say I liked the video, didn't I? And yeah, it is all about personal opinions. I really like ZP, what I don't like are the brainless fans who think ZP is a proper review. And since I already saw several posts saying "huh, guess it sucks then", I felt I just had to "debunk" some of those things he talked about. So I guess my post was more aimed towards those people, not intelligent people like yourself.
 

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I wasn't sure on whether I should've bought this. One one hand, everyone said that it was fun, and that free-roam with friends is pure gold, but I absolutely hated GTA IV with its shitty vehicle controls and boring realism. Maybe I'll rent it, simple because it is apparently immersive enough to make it fun, but I doubt that I'll love it.
 

Zenn3k

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I've run into my fair share of bugs in this game. Had a mission where it wanted me to mount my horse and ride back to town...except the game wouldn't let me mount my horse, the option just never appeared, so I had to shoot my horse, fail the mission, and continue from checkpoint to finish it up.

I also was FORCED to kill the the 1st of the "primary" targets (Bill being the 2nd one) of the main game quest, the game gives you the option to hogtie and capture (which the government guys wanted, they wanted him alive) and after I hogtied him, the game wouldn't let me pick him up, forcing me to put a bullet in his skull.

Its a lot of fun, but has way too many game breaking bugs at times.

Also, killing cougars with a knife is IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!! Someone mentioned you have to do it with Bears too, gawd, guess I'm never gonna get that 100% or level 10 challenge completion outfit.
 

HigherTomorrow

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I got to say, I absolutely adored Red Dead Redemption, but you pointed out all the things wrong with it.

I feel that the drunken controls aren't enough to exactly break the game, but they're there, and complaints are just another form of love, right?
 

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Wow, I'm surprised that Yahtzee liked this game as well as everyone else. I must be missing a gem here. Also, did anyone else catch that recording blip at 2:28? I hate to nitpick but that startled me worse than anything Freddie Kruger did during the new Nightmare movie.
 

lonercs

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Dupeo said:
He shouldn't ***** about travel time in a game that offers free instant travel.
What the options that is easily missed? I realized that I could travel to my waypoint with camping and coaches after I beat the game and most of the treasure hunting challenges. They should of covered that in the manual.
 

wonkify

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I liked "Green Spleen Submarine" best. Beautiful.

Not getting the game though as it isn't available for my gaming platform--PC.

And I have officially sworn off on ever again paying good money for crappy ports of console games that offer none of the PCs functionality and are released ages after the real release.

Screw that, I'm not going to financially support being disrespected any longer.

Plus you will probably have to have an internet connection stuck in your ear the entire time you play it or something when it comes out anyway. And submit to a rectal exam...while playing it. And submit a DNA sample...while playing it. And...you get the idea.
All because it's on my eeeeevil PC and not a console.
 

LadyRhian

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yanipheonu said:
Dear The Escapist,

I don't want to have to stare at some woman with gross noserings that seem to be attached by chains to her hair while watching Zero Puntuation.
And here I was wondering why she had such a funky moustache!
 

J-Alfred

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Well, I've been playing it for about eight hours now (primarily dicking around and slicing my fingers off) and I seem to have been given some magic disk handed down by Skynet from its pre-nuke days because my game hasn't glitched once, and I've experienced no bugs at all.

Of course, I still have to deal with those fucking lions. I played the first "sherrif" mission where you go to a house and shoot some bandits, and then the game said "you're quite far from civilization. would you like to learn how to fast travel?" No, I said, I'd like to explore the sandbox of this sandbox game, not get roped back into the one corner where things happen. So I set out on my horse, found a treasure map, shot up some horse thieves, picked some pretty wildflowers, and then *RAWR* mountain lion attacks and kills me in two hits. I'm of the theory that the game only spawns a mountain lion when it feels you've been dicking around for too long and wants to strongly encourage you to start another story mission.

All in all, though, I'm liking Red Dead. It's certainly a more immersive experience to ride around an entire country rather then the same city the whole time, and the music always puts me in the right mood for exploration. Although...

What's up with the graphics? Ok, they're great and all, but why does every tooth in every mouth have to be painstakingly rendered? That chick on the farm Bonnie might have actually been attractive if it hadn't been for her grotesque teeth, and the same is true for everyone in the game so far. But that's just a minor nit pick.

Good review, Yahtzee. I'm not surprised that you don't love it as much as the rest of the world seems to. I guess the only problem is that you didn't say which wild west cowboy game is best. What will the deciding contest be for this one?
 

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Ok what is wrong with you, i was mad enough when you couldn't find valid arguments against Splinter Cell conviction and now this. IT IS NOT!!!! GRAND THEFT HORSES. You cant expect the game with the same engines and the same developers to not have any similarities, that DOESNT mean its the same fucking game! Hunting, gathering, sharpshooting and other activities give you progress through challenges, these unlock new and BETTER guns not the same ones. Also, once you beat the game, if your smart you'll get the title. Trust me. It takes you awhile to get the controlls, maybe if you DONT rush through the game. I have no problem, sure i did at the beginning but like most gameplay mechanics YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE. Otherwise it wouldn't be a challenge. Also, you mentioned long travel times, you walk 50 feet out of a city and pull out your campsite, you can travel to ANY waypoint you set, you DONT have to walk or ride everywhere. Also, when you pull out your gun your DONT have to hold down a to run. Ill agree that the jumping mechanic is a pain in the arse but seriously man. Also, you DONT have to do the minigames but they can give you something to do if you get board with the story missions which can frequently happen if your rushing through it. And, Some of the glitches you mentioned only happen on the PS3 as far as i can tell, it never happened to me on my XBOX. The health, stamina and Dead Eye do regenerate on their own but as you said in Alan Wake you can have those if things get a little more dangerous like if your mauled by a cougar you use medicine so the next hit wont kill you. Guns auto aimed in GTA, MW2, sometimes in SSC, and SAINTS ROW TWO, funny how you didnt mention that.
 

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I don't know why everyone is such a wuss about mountain lions. I've killed like three that attacked me.
 

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Dupeo said:
He shouldn't ***** about travel time in a game that offers free instant travel.
most of the time in missions it doesn't give you that option.

It was a good game it was just missing something, it felt like it never really got going.