Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil 5

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300lb. Samoan

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Judithia said:
There are not enough hours in the day for that bullshit
Treblaine said:
there are not enough hours in the day for your smelly farts!
Judithia said:
So you say my farts smell? There are not enough hours in the day for your ugly face!
Treblaine said:
Err, NO. Are you a troll or are you just an idiot who can't understand basic grammar?
I said there aren't enough hours in the day for your flat buttocks!
Judithia said:
THERE AREN'T ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY FOR YOUR CHEESY BiSCUITS
Treblaine said:
Cheesy biscuits??? CHEESY BISCUITS?!??! All I'm saying is racism is bullshit! There aren't enough hours in the day for ANY cheesy biscuits when there's SERIOUS BUSINESS to attend to!
Judithia said:
Cool your jets, of course racism is bullshit, there aren't enough hours in the day for captain obvious here to point out every single flaw in our society!
Treblaine said:
Judithia said:
I think I smell some happy-slaps a-cookin'
 

Judithia

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300lb. Samoan said:
Judithia said:
There are not enough hours in the day for that bullshit
Treblaine said:
there are not enough hours in the day for your smelly farts!
Judithia said:
So say my farts smell? There are not enough hours in the day for your ugly face!
Treblaine said:
Err, NO. Are you a troll or are you just an idiot who can't understand basic grammar?
I said there aren't enough hours in the day for your flat buttocks!
Judithia said:
THERE AREN'T ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY FOR YOUR CHEESY BiSCUITS
Treblaine said:
Cheesy biscuits??? CHEESY BISCUITS?!??! All I'm saying is racism is bullshit! There aren't enough hours in the day for ANY cheesy biscuits when there's SERIOUS BUSINESS to attend to!
Judithia said:
Cool your jets, of course racism is bullshit, there aren't enough hours in the day for captain obvious here to point out every single flaw in our society!
Treblaine said:
Judithia said:
I think I smell some happy-slaps a-cookin'
I think this man is onto something :3
 

jemborg

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Judithia said:
Seriously the people who quote Yahtzee's "jokes" and then comment about how funny it is, you are like that retard at the party or get together who keeps telling the same joke or line over and over while no one laughs then says it again in hopes that people just didn't hear you ( while every one looks away, coughs and starts up new conversations with people who aren't retarded. )
Rule #32 from "The Idiots Guide For The Complete *****". ROFL
 

Ghadente

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I'm surprised that he didn't mention the major annoyance of the lack of movement when shooting?
I played the RE5 demo and was baffled as to how could they not allow movement when shooting your weapon?! i mean come on who the hell stands still when they shoot a gun or use any weapon for that matter. This is the main reason why the game is difficult in my opinion. I'd figured they would at least approve upon re4 by allowing you to move! it just doesn't make sense to me that after so many titles they didn't fix this.
i may end up not buying this one
 

Metalrocks

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Judithia said:
Guess you better learn how to quote first.

First lets check out the scores for Resident evil 4, average of 9.6 out of 10 from 55 different review sites/magazines.

Whats this i see? not one mention of bad controllers in any of the 55 reviews! what a surprise.

Guess it must really suck, wouldn't have much tension either if you could just side step all those infected villagers..whats next you want regenerating health and a rock sound track to match all your other 'shooters'.

Well i guess if you can't comprehend something or rather ANYTHING different then IT SHOULDA BEEN DINOCRISIS HURRRR DURRR, then you will just have to miss out.

Oh by the way i love wasting your time because you are so honestly completely backwards retarded its funny :3
today you cant believe anymore these sites and magazines. they say to every game "its good". the same with crysis. all the sites and mags say its awesome blah blah and then you hear many complains about it. the same with RE 4. like you, they say its awesome and people like me who say its crap.

have you ever played RE 4 on the PC??? well, for the PC you like to use your mouse in a shooter. yes, i know, there is a mousepatch, but its useless. and before you say "yeah, PC is different", well, many who played it on the console dint like the game at all. also because of the controls, graphics, gameplay. they also say its the worst RE ever.
the mags said too, that the PC version is very good. even when they complained about the controls and graphic.

and i think you are completely backwards retarded. do you think all shooters have rock music and regenerating health??
ever played SWAT 3 or 4?

PS.
i liked RE but with part 4 they fucked it up.
 

Metalrocks

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Ghadente said:
I'm surprised that he didn't mention the major annoyance of the lack of movement when shooting?
I played the RE5 demo and was baffled as to how could they not allow movement when shooting your weapon?! i mean come on who the hell stands still when they shoot a gun or use any weapon for that matter. This is the main reason why the game is difficult in my opinion. I'd figured they would at least approve upon re4 by allowing you to move! it just doesn't make sense to me that after so many titles they didn't fix this.
i may end up not buying this one
i strongly agree with you there. thats why i dont bother to buy it. i am sure even for the PC they wont change that.
 

BrUS

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It's always best to watch Yahtzee's reviews when you've played the game yourself ^^
...Although I like Resident Evil 5. But it would've been great to play through the game alone, too, since it's a little bit more scary. Either way, Capcom focuses more on the panic instead of horror in RE5.

It's nice to play through the game with a friend, though!
 

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Good video, though some people found the inventory system to bring a more tactical feel to the game.

Plus, wasn't the whole spear chucking, traditional clothes thing explained to be a part of Las Plagas? Something about the mind regressing to traditions and violence. Much like the Spanish peasants in the black robes in RE4.
 

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Brockyman said:
This is what I don't get. He talks about a "realistic depiction" of Africa, then gets mad about the "mud huts and villages". News Flash! They still have that stuff in Africa! There are still tribes of people living that way, and its not freaking racist! That would be like saying a level in an Amish Village would be racist against white people... Give me a freaking break!
Holy Cow, Res Evil in an Amish Village! Fucking awesome idea LOL.

"Now don't ye be fretting ye little head off thar Goody Shallowplot!"
"The divil with that... RAWR!"
 

Biek

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I Don't agree with everything mentioned in the review. I was actually pleasantly surprized of Sheva's AI. I'm normally a "if it has to be done right, ill do it myself" gamer, so I was a bit worried seeing I had a sidekick from the start. But that quickly changed.

-Whenever either of us got low health, she used medicine. I ended up giving her all the medicine I found, since healing me is top priority for her if my health gets dangerously low. The itemization seems to alter with your inventory, so when your both low on health, the chances are high that youll find a herb in the next crate you smash. So I never had health problems on my first playthrough (on normal, mind you)

-She seemed to prefer the gun. What did I do? I upgraded hers to make her even better with it. While using all the bigger (fun) guns myself. Its easier to press the O button whenever I came across handgun ammo instead of hoarding it myself. When I wanted her to use the rifle, so I just exchanged her pistol for my rifle. easy.

-Wtf? shes taking mah shotgun ammo! oh! She gives it to me. thats cool. Also, if she has more of the ammo your using, she'll give you more once you get inventory space. (for example, your using up tons firing at a boss)

-She seems to handle herself well in fights. Shes a pretty good shot too. I had no problems letting her handle special weapons like the flamethrower and the aiming laser suring boss fights. I kept her in the cover stance mostly though, making her stay behind me most of the time. Wich is very good if your fighting a chainsaw majini or a reaper.

The inventory thing, well. I suppose each slot can be seen as a separate pocket. You wouldnt want your (extremely valuable) rotten egg to be crushed because you tried to stick a magnum with it, right? The armor taking a slot might represent the wearer being encumbered by it enough to have one less pocket free.
 

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I'm a bit surprised that he didn't mention the shooting irritants of gameplay, namely you can't shoot while moving, but instead have to pivot and aim lie your toes are staked into the ground. Now forgive me for asking for Halo or COD like gameplay, but that's an annoyance. Besides, there were plenty of fixes for it. The more movement you have, the less accurate you are. I just think that in most games where things are chasing you, moving away from them sounds a bit like a priority, not an afterthought.
 

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BrUS said:
Either way, Capcom focuses more on the panic instead of horror in RE5.
I noticed the same in RE4. But yeah, if your dad walked in on you while your playing the beginning, he must think Chris just yelled the N-word in there.
 

Schap3lleCorby

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i liked the original resident evil, its a shame to see theyre still trying to beat money out of what must surely be by now a dead horse after all these years
 

NDWolfwood5268

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I found every argument valid. I miss the Merchant...

I was kinda hoping he'd tear Halo Wars a new one, but hey, I can get the idea if he never wants to touch that particular slop bucket hehe.
 

EdwinMDA

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lol hilarious yet at the same time bad
4 resident evil was so bad ass
and RE5 is pretty fuckin bad ass too but damn its true nothin much to it is new
kinda just a remake of the forth with new actors and Yahtzee said
 

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Avida said:
Great review, but old jokes need to stay dead.
Are you referring to the hooker joke? If so, I thoroughly agree. On the other hand, that was the most humourous review in a while.
 

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Atomsforpeace said:
Avida said:
Great review, but old jokes need to stay dead.
Are you referring to the hooker joke? If so, I thoroughly agree. On the other hand, that was the most humourous review in a while.
Ooooooh yes, theres a few minor things too, if theres no surprse his comedic style falls flat on its face ¬_¬