Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil 5
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I'm surprised how he didn't bring up the gunner zombies towards the end of the game. I hate them. They essentially turned the rest of the game into Gears of War.
Great Review, i just played the game a moment ago. You really should have mentioned that you have to stand still to Shoot, that's just Bullshit. Oh and the Inventory system really is a headache, I knew it would be bad from the way you described it but man actually having to use really sucks balls.
Perhaps the worst ZP ever.
The reasons?
-The triple-cunted hooker just got old
-Not a single mention about quicktime events or the fact that RE5 has now and then been mentioned in the episodes since the very first one (not counting the ones on youtube)
-Apparently Yahtzee is suffering from dementia, because he has forgotten that it isn't funny at all when he says he loves a game
-All that blabber about RE4 being "loved, intuitive, wicky, creative" and a shitload of other stuff that this video could have very well been without
-Far too much shouting ("OH DEAR", "your SIDEKICK", "FUCKING UNINTUITIVE", "FUCKING PISTOL" etc.)
-the ending was far too bland and completely predictable
[/edit]Aaahh, flaming fanboy replies
The reasons?
-The triple-cunted hooker just got old
-Not a single mention about quicktime events or the fact that RE5 has now and then been mentioned in the episodes since the very first one (not counting the ones on youtube)
-Apparently Yahtzee is suffering from dementia, because he has forgotten that it isn't funny at all when he says he loves a game
-All that blabber about RE4 being "loved, intuitive, wicky, creative" and a shitload of other stuff that this video could have very well been without
-Far too much shouting ("OH DEAR", "your SIDEKICK", "FUCKING UNINTUITIVE", "FUCKING PISTOL" etc.)
-the ending was far too bland and completely predictable
[/edit]Aaahh, flaming fanboy replies
Perhaps the worst reply to a ZP ever.
The reasons?
1) Written several weeks after the fact
2) No-one gives a hoot
3) You don't review, if you can do a better job then bloody do it
4) The more you whine about the Cerberus of vaginas the more Yathzee will use it you gimboid
5) LIVE WITH IT
and now back to our normal programming.
The reasons?
1) Written several weeks after the fact
2) No-one gives a hoot
3) You don't review, if you can do a better job then bloody do it
4) The more you whine about the Cerberus of vaginas the more Yathzee will use it you gimboid
5) LIVE WITH IT
and now back to our normal programming.
I loved this game, beat it and everything, but....I somehow miss the old style. I'm not scared by the game anymore. Most of this game wasn't even that creepy, it was more of shock than anything. The series went from "Gulp what's going to happen now....AHH" to "Wow that's a cool looking monster...."
I admit the QTE kind of have the scare effect, but again, it's more of a surprise shock than scary.
I admit the QTE kind of have the scare effect, but again, it's more of a surprise shock than scary.
i know, i hate the armor and inventory crap (though it did make the mercs quite easy with the combine reloads)
so i went out and bought RE 4, and i was like O.O
so i went out and bought RE 4, and i was like O.O
Indeed, what the hell did happen to the pirate merchant guy, he was one of my favorite characters!
EDIT: To hell with it, he was my favorite character, PERIOD.
EDIT: To hell with it, he was my favorite character, PERIOD.
I have to kind of disagree with Yarz on this one. I'm play the game atm and it's pretty good fun. Graphically it looks superb. Managing the girl is part of the game dynamics- take the pistol away from her and she quite happily hands over the ammo for it. She's been quite useful I've found- she hasn't been that over-zealous in healing me too soon either. The inventories are too small and quirky but one can restart and micro-manage them especially if you know what's coming. I have too many games to play (I just play on normal nowadays to get through them) but I'll definitely be going back and doing this one on hard.
Sure, it's not as good as RE4 BUT it's still a good game nonetheless.
Sure, it's not as good as RE4 BUT it's still a good game nonetheless.
When I was watching this and Yahtzee made his comments I had a few thoughts
And here is my reason, how dark-skinned do you have to be before you can be counted as African?
And now that I've rewatched it, I can say that he's pretty sexist too, "Sheva feels like she has to be equal to the men"?
On another note, it wasn't too hard to get through the game, all I did was give myself the 'blow everything away guns' and Sheva the 'small ammo in large quantities guns' wasn't too hard to work around, and I found Sheva to be really helpful at most points throughout the game.
Of course everyone has their own opinions and are entitled to them, I just felt like speaking my mind is all.
And here is my reason, how dark-skinned do you have to be before you can be counted as African?
And now that I've rewatched it, I can say that he's pretty sexist too, "Sheva feels like she has to be equal to the men"?
On another note, it wasn't too hard to get through the game, all I did was give myself the 'blow everything away guns' and Sheva the 'small ammo in large quantities guns' wasn't too hard to work around, and I found Sheva to be really helpful at most points throughout the game.
Of course everyone has their own opinions and are entitled to them, I just felt like speaking my mind is all.
