Zero Punctuation: Singularity

[MadGodXero]

Awesome review, I actually want to try this game, but my funds are low.

 

[Terrified Android]

heheh, i figured this game was just meh

 

[hi0marc]

heh heh heh human centipede neatly tied into a games joke well done

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Well one of the key components of entertainment or indeed doing anything that involves an audience is understanding that audience.

 

[BlueP999]

Yahtzee didn't mention the gore and dismemberment in this game (Particularly when using the Seeker).

Still waiting for Yahtzee to review Metro 2033.

 

[Hybridwolf]

Yeah, yeah, good review etc, etc. But the point is did you enjoy the fucking game? I'm guessing not since you found nothing good to mention, apart from the fact it was better then Wolfenstein. Which was made by the same devloper. So I'm glad it achived that at least.

Rage moment over, all good points raised, and all correct, but at least the game stuck it's neck out. It could have gone the wolfenstein route, and do nothing but add a gimick, but it at least tried to make a story. to be frank, it did good for a game with nearly entirely no coverage, and is better then the half hearted shit released as mainstream games, with I suspect a much lower budget. At the end of the day, I liked it for what is was, and there is nothing anyone can do to affect my views.

 

[daxterx2005]

heh heh heh human centipede neatly tied into a games joke well done

Agreed to bad some people wont get that its a movie plug :V

 

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

It was far better than Wolfenstein, but it's true that it's not a block buster game, I had fun with it, a lot, but it falls short if you play it analysing the plot.

BTW, I've seen a few mentions to Metro 2033, will we see a review of it anytime soon?

 

[dcdude171]

i actually wasnt to disatisfied with the ending when i found out i could pop the 2 assholes at the end and become supreme ruler of the world

 

[UMNiK]

Now that sucked.

 

[lozfoe444]

TIme travel is quite a tricky thing. What happens if you do something and accidentally make it so you were never born?

 

[Hassao]

I disagree, I think that while it *used* to be funny to watch him be an asshole, he *used* to give 9/10 games that he reviewed their props for what they did right, so now he's just being a prick making his loyal die-hard fans think that every game is shit.

Singularity is a damn good game, it's too short and yeah its rips off bioshock but it's still damn good. So was Red Dead, Borderlands, and Splinter Cell Convictions, but I don't complain about him ripping on them because at least in those he's funny and make his little fart jokes and what not, but he hasn't even been trying lately.

0/10 for this review (or critique or whatever the fuck you call it)

Nothing even remotely funny

Completely inaccurate on description of the story

Not mentioning any of the FUN aspects of the game, which is important to mention in a game like this where they far outweigh the negative aspects.

EDIT: It's also very clear that he plays games on easy, but in normal and hard mode, bullets stop being enough, so there goes that point. (your move fanboys)

1) It's your opinion that he is not funny.

2) You are a bigger asshole than he is(in this quote).

3) I beat it in 1 1/2 days on normal; then starded it on hard and played for an hour and said "Oh bother I must of set it to normal by axident" restarted on hard again and it was still piss easy.

 

[deginner]

From what i've played this game is not that bad, and from what i've seen the human centiped is very bad, and that film always makes me think of 2 girls and..oh god the flashbacks they burn my soul

 

[allyhewitt]

is time shift any good? i know it's not the review but is it similar?

 

[flipsalty]

Bah, I was so enjoying the review until Yahtzee decided to go and reveal the Singularity plot twist after saying it's the same as the one in BioShock. Had to stop watching there.

Not to avoid spoilers for Singularity, but because I've just started playing BioShock for the first time.

He actually doesn't give away anything about bioshock.

 

[flipsalty]

I was quite disappointed with that video. There wasn't a single cock or gay joke.

Did you watch, he had the USSR and United States comparing cock sizes.

 

[mrhthepie]

Element 99... So that would be Einsteinium then? If you're going to make up a new element at least check how many there already are.

 

[AgentChunk]

was it pedobear at the amusement park!?

 

[Naminator236]

ahahahahah loved the human centipede reference. I didn't watch that movie, but the trailer was enough for me try to forget about it.

 

[RadiusXd]

for me that human centipede reference was a major mindfuck, I am deeply concerned that this film is legal whereas crack cocaine is not, at least coke might take the sting off that film.