Zero Punctuation: Split Second: Velocity

Nazulu

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The whole random unavoidable obstacles thing and repetitive race tracks is what made Mario Kart Wii more annoying than fun. Great review Yahtzee, Split/Second can be thrown on the large pile of the other crappy quality games.
 

Misterian

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You made made my new favorite review, Yahtzee.

And it's convinced me not to get Split Second, Might get the same appeal of it watching a youtube playthrough.
 

Pescetarian

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Secret World Government is a reference to "Yahtzee Takes On The World", a webcomic which he made from 2000-2002, before ZP. I actually like it better than his current work because he did a lot of surreal humor on a topic that is completely different from gaming: taking over the world, with the help of an alien, his Borg guardian angel, an anime chick and a guy who's half himself and half himself from a parallel universe.
 

merman

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You know, I still can't make up my mind which to get out of Split;:Sec'ond/Veloc~ity or Blur, and this review didn't help. That's not Yahtzee's fault, more my own view/taste in games.
 

Greenshoes

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Have you ever tried watching zero punctuation when just coming home from a drunken binge, it seems like Yahzee talks even faster and is even funnier, strange huh?
 

Brainst0rm

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It's always more fun when Yahtzee obliterates a game that I don't care about at all. SMG2 was painful.
 

Shawn112

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All racing games are nothing more than point-click adventures for people with attention deficit disorder.

i.e. pointless and boring.
 

Waif

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Great episode ^~^! Though I do wonder what the target audience was for this game o~O!
 

romxxii

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not as much vitriol as I expected, and the dead baby comedy kinda falls flat. C'mon Yahtzee, you can do better!
 

pika west

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Am I the only one that noticed that he used a 2nd generation Mazda Miata in rainbow colors has his race car graphic? What's going on there...
 

FullMetalPanic

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How the hell did he manage to mention tits several times in a review about a racing game made by DISNEY....
Takes skill...
 

Cojirro

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Picking nits, but the city shown at ~1:29 is Atlanta. Nitpicking even further reveals that it is, more specifically, Hotlanta.
 

silversnake4133

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I rather enjoyed this review, but I wouldn't advise eating while watching it. Especially something seafood related. Appetite control, thank you Yahtzee. :D
 

L4Y Duke

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I was thinking about getting this game, but after seeing this I'm not so sure.

If it's really that repetitive, I think I'll rent it first, before I purchase.
 

Jimrollson

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Great review, another racing game that I won't even touch with a barge pole. Oh and I laughed and winced at the foetus joke. Something about babies...