Zero Punctuation: Super Mario 3D World

Evonisia

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Wii U sympathy in a ZP video? Outstanding! What a way to end 2013 when at the beginning there was nothing but hatred and bile for it.

That picture of Nintendo jerking off in a person's face with "Wiii" on the censor bar will haunt me, and I am attempting to make this comment as dumb as the Super Mario 3D World comments.

As a whole it's a very entertaining video which will keep me occupied 'till 2014, have a nice annual chocolate sugar crash day.
 

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Desk Mario, nice.
But you're right, comments are typically pointless.
 

Josh123914

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Didn't NSMBU have that comments thing as well?

Eh, like it matters, anyway fun review.
I'm one of the first 5 comments for this video so I should probably make you suicidal right now.
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...... There, you just spent several seconds reading a sentence with absolutely no substance to it.
 

Neurotic Void Melody

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I may be a little late for this question, but where did the name 'Yahtzee' come from? Has it anything to do with that incredibly dull dice and something or another game that grandparents keep away for cold winter nights when the electricity dies?
 

Lvl 64 Klutz

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Thank you so much for mentioning the two-button thing! It's one of my only gripes with the game. 'Here, have a dozen different moves you execute with the same two buttons. Enjoy!'
 

Neurotic Void Melody

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Also, cats really do need to find a way of keeping their tail between their legs. A blatant view of an organic pencil sharpener really does ruin ones day :(
 

Dinosorcerer

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I don't like sand. It's course, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36100000/hayden-christensen-as-Anakin-Sywalker-image-hayden-christensen-as-anakin-sywalker-36182332-450-300.jpg
 

rutcommapat2013

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"I'll be thinking of five games from this year that I didn't totally despise"

It's ironic because I can't remember there being a year where Yahtzee liked as many games as he seemed to in this one. But I guess the lows were also much lower this time around.
 

Sigmund Av Volsung

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*generic comment about stagnation and nintendo*

It was fun to watch Yahtzee rail at a Mario game though.

Though something is interesting; if the 2 player co-op is incredibly competitive, does that mean that the in-universe aftermath of a co-op match is Super Smash Bros.?

Like the character who lost issues a challenge to the winner and they fight it out in a duel to the death in Smash Bros?
 

Ed130 The Vanguard

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Well that didn't disappoint.

Evonisia said:
Wii U sympathy in a ZP video? Outstanding! What a way to end 2013 when at the beginning there was nothing but hatred and bile for it.
I suspect its because the ompetition came out and while more powerful, having a better launch line up (or at very least better targeted), and selling more the fact that they are neutered PC's stuffed with add-ons that detracts from gaming must be quite depressing.
 

Dr. Crawver

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Dammit, I missed being in the first 5 commenters. I was just going to say "I LOVE SAND"
 

MonkeyPunch

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"Yeah they cornered the market on sleeping aids..."
Laughed out lout during that whole section.
 

FPLOON

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CWestfall said:
Huh. I don't feel like shooting myself at all.
Then, where did this gun come from?

OT: As much as I would want to play this cat of a game, I'm still Rayman Legend's ***** even when I get a Wii U sometime in my future...

(Also, I would love a Wii U that could play all my "retro" VHS tapes...)
 

Something Amyss

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Is it weird that the thing I liked most was the Bushido Blade reference? Well, that and Desk Mario.

Evonisia said:
Wii U sympathy in a ZP video? Outstanding! What a way to end 2013 when at the beginning there was nothing but hatred and bile for it.
Yes, and now to check the sky for four men on horses.