Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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"MY FRIEND GUY'S HOUSE!" haha classic.
and how do you roll your tounge like that? how come i cant do it?
and how do you roll your tounge like that? how come i cant do it?
I have to say my first impression of brawl was this: Ok it's the same damn thing as melee only dressed up a little differently and with a new trinket or two.
Wow, Azralt, you are my hero. That was amazing.
I find it interesting though that Yahtzee's statements are so often more true than anyone realizes. "If you personally enjoyed a game then they shouldn't bother you." Come on, do you honestly think that every person on the planet is going to like ANYTHING in the past present or future? Of course not, because that's impossible and would be boring as well.
And as Azralt said, though with me in a less eloquent way, all you people are certifiably retarded. There has been a grand total of 1 positive review in yahtzee's video history and that was psychonauts, months ago. Yet you all still requested this video then were totally "shocked" when he decided to bash it to hell and back.
If you like the game, why do you care. Nintendo has online now (shitty though it may be). Certainly you can find a dozen people to play with, and as long as you have enough people to play with and enjoy the game, screw the other 5.99999 billion people who hate it.
I find it interesting though that Yahtzee's statements are so often more true than anyone realizes. "If you personally enjoyed a game then they shouldn't bother you." Come on, do you honestly think that every person on the planet is going to like ANYTHING in the past present or future? Of course not, because that's impossible and would be boring as well.
And as Azralt said, though with me in a less eloquent way, all you people are certifiably retarded. There has been a grand total of 1 positive review in yahtzee's video history and that was psychonauts, months ago. Yet you all still requested this video then were totally "shocked" when he decided to bash it to hell and back.
If you like the game, why do you care. Nintendo has online now (shitty though it may be). Certainly you can find a dozen people to play with, and as long as you have enough people to play with and enjoy the game, screw the other 5.99999 billion people who hate it.
Yahtzee I only discovered you about two months ago when i was skimming through youtube looking for random fable vids because my computer is shit and its basically the only rpg that works properly on the fucking thing (and yes i admit it, i did enjoy the game for the most part until i completed it the third time and got incredibly bored with it)and watchin your review again two days ago made me realise something that you actually bring up good points other than other critics most notably with this review and others concerning nintitdo and as i like to call him "resident little italy sewage man". Excellent review, and personally i dont mind fighting games (as long as there like MK and are a lot of gore and decapitated dickfaces heads allover the screen) but i wouldn't play this piece of shit pie that obviously most asswipe-blindsighted-Nintendo's personal ball juggler fan fuck boys seem to love to engorge themselves on and get incredibly obese even if they trapped me in a room stapled my balls to the floor and force fed me the controller because i hate the little overall wearing wrench dildo carrier, the little fuckers so old and used up he probably thinks hes still in line to do Mussolini's pipes or at least in league with the Germans. (by the way i don't hate Italians...just this one and the way their religion has been used around the world as an excuse to fuck up and murder things)pps i couldnt really give a fuck about my poor grammmer on this thing and as my name might imply i was only wrighting this badly because im mostly retarded (not retarded enough to know what a shit game is) and i needed to get this out of my head quick.
and by the way i liked Azralt's little comment for i did find it to be rather amusing in some way so much so that if i was gay i'd have a bulge that would make me pass out because all the blood would have gone to my cock
I just don't see how people play SSBB by themselves. My brother got this game and it was pretty good, but to me it's only fun when you have 3+ other friends with you and you just constantly kill each other with all sorts of random things. I got sick of the singleplayer game after about 2 runs through.
I agree with the thing u said about the people who had to defend it bein the ppl who like this game, but then I'm not a fan of random characters from all over the place fighting games like Metal gear solid and Devil may cry 4 i saw both ur reveiws for the 4th of these 2 and it annoyed me but u make a good point i liked the games but some thjings about them do iritate me like in Devil may cry u swing ur sword about and it does fuck all some tyms anywho ye i agree with ur brawl reveiw
I actually have to disagree with the "Mash buttons" view cause if you do that its very easy to be picked of by the longer range attacks that every character has. Ive played online alot and I can say that its only the judged and well guided attacks that connect, the game itself is a platform fighter, so mashing buttons here would have the same effect as mashing buttons on one of the original buttons on the original Mario Bros games, alot of jumping and nut much else.
Unless youve fought people one-on-one with no items you really cannot understand that it IS impossible for a button masher to beat a great player. Button mashers lose badly at this game unless they are up against poor opponents.
Yahtzee really should have targetted this games aweful online instead. Words cant describe how bad it is. It literally makes nintendos other online efforts look good. Enough said i think.
He was right about the subspace emissary. Repetitive and boring aside from the nice cutscenes.
Yahtzee really should have targetted this games aweful online instead. Words cant describe how bad it is. It literally makes nintendos other online efforts look good. Enough said i think.
He was right about the subspace emissary. Repetitive and boring aside from the nice cutscenes.