Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
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Wow...........32 pages of dross not worth my time to read. This goes to show that N-fanboys will do ANYTHING to be heard. No matter how many sites they are banned from for life. And yes, SSBB is 'fun' but it isnt Portal. What were they expecting, a rave reveiw from a person who had to wait a millenium before getting this game (Australian Release dates are as horrible as he says, I looked them up.)
Two kinds of fan boys duking it out here:
Nintendo-Tards.
Yahtzee Brown-Nosers.
I'm as disappointed with the bastardization of the SSB series as any other serious gamer.
And I'm as disgusted by the Yahtzee ass kissing as any normal gamer that realizes he just "jumped the shark" with this video.
SSBB isn't nearly as ground breaking as the original was, and it's even MORE over-done than Melee was.
Instant K.O.s are BS, everyone knows that. Cool characters required to be unlocked sucks ass, everyone knows that.
Everything you can say about SSBB is obvious, because it's practically a kids game, anyway.
Nintendo-Tards.
Yahtzee Brown-Nosers.
I'm as disappointed with the bastardization of the SSB series as any other serious gamer.
And I'm as disgusted by the Yahtzee ass kissing as any normal gamer that realizes he just "jumped the shark" with this video.
SSBB isn't nearly as ground breaking as the original was, and it's even MORE over-done than Melee was.
Instant K.O.s are BS, everyone knows that. Cool characters required to be unlocked sucks ass, everyone knows that.
Everything you can say about SSBB is obvious, because it's practically a kids game, anyway.
Well everyone, Since so much (finger quote) useful time has been spent on this comment section i'd finally like to try and attempt to stop the madness.
If you do not like Yahtzee's review on this game, good for you. If your trying to change peoples minds on a Forum or Comment section of a video review, you ain't. Sounds hyprocritical of me but im just trying to help those who stressed out over things like these.
P.S. Sorry for the spelling.
If you do not like Yahtzee's review on this game, good for you. If your trying to change peoples minds on a Forum or Comment section of a video review, you ain't. Sounds hyprocritical of me but im just trying to help those who stressed out over things like these.
P.S. Sorry for the spelling.
"What does the computer say about the number of fanboy posts?"
"It's over ONE THOUUUSSSAAAANNNDDDDD!"
"It's over ONE THOUUUSSSAAAANNNDDDDD!"
I think he's from Fire Emblem. I know he goes hand in hand with Roy and Ike, and I know he's in a Japanese game that hasn't hit the states (or anywhere outside of Japan as far as I'm aware) yet. Hence his little victory speech in Japanese.Hey Apples said:
Marth is from Fire Emblem, a supposedly hardcore tactical RPG that really made itself known after Marth and Roy were introduced in Melee. I say 'supposedly' because I've never played the original, just Radiant Dawn, because like most games from that part of the world it never leaves the J-Pop polluted streets of Tokyo without every screaming fanboy (with his nose buried so deep into four-year-old DBZ manga you could've sworn it was a permanent Goku tatoo, of course) on the U.S. mainland calling for the blue-haired boy with the same haircut as my sister.
Maybe I'm being a bit too harsh, for Radiant Dawn did prove that the concept the series was derived from was indeed 'hardcore' and intuitive, and I don't really hate the Japanese and otaku(s?), even if personally I couldn't say if the lot of them shared these feelings, but now let's get to what I wanted to talk about:
If I could speak on the behalf of every inbred, balding primate hiding in their cellars, flailing their Wii remotes and Nintendo-emblem bearing T-shirts like fratboys at a Halo 3 game fest, I'd apologize for being such a self-righteous ass; luckily, I'm not one of them. However, Yahtzee, I am sorry that you had to suffer what must've been a literal tome of hatemail from some people who no doubt have been on the losing side of a Tic-Tac-Toe match with a chicken at some point, when they can find out how to scratch out the lines in the dirt.
Maybe I'm being a bit too harsh, for Radiant Dawn did prove that the concept the series was derived from was indeed 'hardcore' and intuitive, and I don't really hate the Japanese and otaku(s?), even if personally I couldn't say if the lot of them shared these feelings, but now let's get to what I wanted to talk about:
If I could speak on the behalf of every inbred, balding primate hiding in their cellars, flailing their Wii remotes and Nintendo-emblem bearing T-shirts like fratboys at a Halo 3 game fest, I'd apologize for being such a self-righteous ass; luckily, I'm not one of them. However, Yahtzee, I am sorry that you had to suffer what must've been a literal tome of hatemail from some people who no doubt have been on the losing side of a Tic-Tac-Toe match with a chicken at some point, when they can find out how to scratch out the lines in the dirt.
Sadly enough..... I just made this account to post.....
Yahtzee is right. If your not enthralled into the SSB gamedom already, then you aren't going to become enthralled with it anytime soon. I enjoy the game, and my boyfriend plays competitively online, but we agreed with Yahtzee even though he tore the game limb from limb..... in fact for me that part was enjoyable.
Yahtzee is right. If your not enthralled into the SSB gamedom already, then you aren't going to become enthralled with it anytime soon. I enjoy the game, and my boyfriend plays competitively online, but we agreed with Yahtzee even though he tore the game limb from limb..... in fact for me that part was enjoyable.
Or maybe he could take a tesla coil covered in Whale semen and rape my throat with it, same result.MrSod said:
wow, that was sudden even for me, i apologize, beg your forgiveness and finish by saying that the only thing less interesting than the results of the U.S election is watching paint dry on the acting talent of Hayden Christensen.
Agree with everything he says, had a wii and sold it because no more heroes was the only decent single player game I found, have a PS3 now because unreal tournament makes me a little bit wet (love it) and a 360 because then I can save £5 everytime I buy a game because sony don't know what they are doing.
'Jezum Crow! 33 pages of posts, 144,000 veiws! This is more popular than me and my friends Youtube channels combined over the past 4 years!
Has anyone noticed that 3/4 of the content on this thread has not actually been Nintendo fanboys defending SSBB so much as PS3 or XBox360 fanboys (who else could it be?) flaming it? I mean, everyone insults all the rabid "Nintendo fanboys" who are allegedly defending the game and the franchise in general while refusing to acknowledge its flaws, but if you look closely you'll notice that in between posts of random people condemning Brawl it's actually pretty hard to find a Nintendo fanboy blindly championing it.
Ironic how people insulting Nintendo fanboys for whining their baseless opinions wrought with poor spelling into some guy's forum are choosing those fanboys' same medium and same style to do exactly the same thing.
Ironic how people insulting Nintendo fanboys for whining their baseless opinions wrought with poor spelling into some guy's forum are choosing those fanboys' same medium and same style to do exactly the same thing.
