In terms of the potion industry, there is an optional "Hero Mode" in which enemies don't drop hearts. But Yahtzee might not have had time to try that before making the review (and it doesn't do anything about the soup).
You give him far too much credit that he would talk that much about the game itself. It will be bitching about Nintendo in general, The consoles and handhelds being unoriginal and gimmicky in the same paragraph, how Mario is tired and should be put out to pasture for the umpteenth time and maybe, just maybe talk about the game but only to say it's the exact same thing he played last time and saying that any changes made it worse.Big_Isaac said:Alright, so with Wind Waker out of the way, how about we all turn to our trusty crystal balls and predict how Yahtzee's review of the next big Nintendo game for WiiU, i.e. Mario 3D World, will go.
This is what mine tells me:
0 - some comments about the PS4 and Xbone doing better or worse than the WiiU, sales wise
1 - jokes about Mario being milked like the last living cow on the planet
2 - comments about 3D land not having been good
3 - comments about the game using the 4-player aspect aspect from the NEW series, just with one less toad
4 - jokes about Peach not being completely useless for once in her tired existence
5 - reluctant admission that the game is indeed really really good, being a 3D Mario game that was developed by the Galaxy team
6 - perhaps some more hits on 3D land along the lines of "it's basically the same game, except they gave a shit this time"
7 - ending joke
Not accusing you of being predictable or anything, but that's usually the approach you seem to take when you have to admit that a Nintendo game was more entertaining to you than sticking a pencil up your cockhole
Evonisia said:And so we add another Wii U game to the list of Wii U games that Yahtzee liked and has reviewed. So two. And there were no complaints about the Wii U itself amazingly.
That mingegurgle joke reminded me of the Remember Me video except mingegurgle was a much better ending.
Yeah, this. For all Zelda games.templar1138a said:Well, that was... surprising, but you were mostly right.
But why would you use ANY potions? Fairies, man. Fairies.
There's some memorable things in TP! Like, um...randomthefox said:Anyone else feel weirdly smug and happy inside whenever you find out semi-famous people have the same opinion as you?
Cuz I really really like how he likes Wind Waker and thinks Twilight Princess is derivative garbage.
I just didn't get into it like I did OoT.tehweave said:I for one really liked Majora's Mask. I'd like to see what yahtzee thinks of that.