Zero Punctuation: Thief: The Dark Project

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Thief: The Dark Project

This week Zero Punctuation has to be a sneaky bastard in order to review Thief: The Dark Project.

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[True-Shinobi]

lol nice video... I havent even heard of this game before ¬__¬

 

[tickle]

Loved it, you've been on a roll recently with epic reviews "stealth em up" clinched it for me

 

[Vlane]

I liked the part with the PC gaming and I overall liked this video. I need to check the Thief series out.

 

[DirkGently]

That's quite a good video, now I've got some new PC games that my laptop can actually play!

 

[Evilbunny]

Oh man, I didn't see this coming! I love thief, it's one of my favorite games to this date.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I agree, when in hiding in a stealth game, there is nothing more horrifying than seein a guard walk right up to you and hoping that he doesn't notice. I've almost pissed my pants when this happens. Your heart stops, you hold your breath, and it is one of the most immersive things about stealth games.

 

[Vlane]

Err I don't think I have ever heard of this game.

Bah who cares about old games?

Yahtzee obviously, many other people, I do and you should.

 

[Mrmandude]

I remember this game it denfanatly good remembering when the guards came so close i was saying "god please please get me throught this" one of the most immersive games ive ever played

 

[TheAesthete]

Haven't heard of this game before? what? How have you not heard of it? oh wait your probably 12,

Anyway nice review, although i would of prefered it done in your real accent... you south african b*ll**n. Thats right, i know your secret. Oh and btw, your wrong on so many things.

 

[The Shade]

I've never played the Thief series, but I'm half-tempted to now.

 

[Blastcage]

Everyone who hasn't heard of Thief needs to go back to school.

VIDEOGAME SCHOOL.

 

[klc0100]

And now we watch thief sales rocket on steam.

Everyone who hasn't heard of Thief needs to go back to school.

VIDEOGAME SCHOOL.

That was bad. Really bad.

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

While I agree with Yahtzee that he should never have to review old games at the behest of fans, his retrospective reviews always make me smile. Thief (more than likely Thief II) now joins Painkiller and Psychonauts in the pantheon of games I'll have to try and add to my collection for the sake of the occasional step into the TARDIS proxy I call my PC to recall a simpler, more innocent time before I had to deal with things like X-Box Live tossers, red rings of death, and divorce.

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

And now we watch thief sales rocket on steam.

It's available on Steam? *goes and purchases*

 

[Poisoned Al]

"Bah who cares about old games?"

It's people like you that makes the gaming industry what it is today. An unending river of shit.

 

[Blastcage]

And now we watch thief sales rocket on steam.

Everyone who hasn't heard of Thief needs to go back to school.

VIDEOGAME SCHOOL.

That was bad. Really bad.

I wasn't going to put "VIDEOGAME SCHOOL" at the end initially but then it occured to me that some people may find it offensive otherwise. Hur.