Zero Punctuation: Too Human
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Yet another game I'm glad I didn't purchase, yet since I've watched this, I've been wondering how a hammer can be made out of wank...Still, it's Yahtzee humour, and it made me chuckle, I almost expected there to be no Baldur's Gate reference too, I was glad to be hit by that one.
Oh and...What's the deal with the adverts now being longer than the actual video? Not trying to ***** or anything, just wondering.
Oh and...What's the deal with the adverts now being longer than the actual video? Not trying to ***** or anything, just wondering.
The Ad's are at the END. Quit whining.
I dunno... I love the whole idea of the universe, I really wanna know where this went wrong. It seems to be Dyack and Silicon Knights trapped themselves in a pet project they couldn't deliver on.
I wanted this game to be good, so badly. Maybe i'll rent it...or something... *sob*
I dunno... I love the whole idea of the universe, I really wanna know where this went wrong. It seems to be Dyack and Silicon Knights trapped themselves in a pet project they couldn't deliver on.
I wanted this game to be good, so badly. Maybe i'll rent it...or something... *sob*
Funny and entertaining review as always.
That said i very much enjoy Too Human, its a little different and takes a bit to learn but fun.
The game has a slew of issues mainly cause time and money ran out but most of the issues arent that game affecting. After you learn how to use the combat system fighting goes unbelievably smoothly. Most fights take me a few seconds to clear out and i love trying to top my old combo score. The main thing here is we have what is infecting modern gaming now a days. Its not halo/GoW/Guitar hero so it sucks mentalities which is pretty much stiffling the making of any really good games. I so wish gameing would be uncool again cause when it was games were so fun and enjoyable and origional.
That said i very much enjoy Too Human, its a little different and takes a bit to learn but fun.
The game has a slew of issues mainly cause time and money ran out but most of the issues arent that game affecting. After you learn how to use the combat system fighting goes unbelievably smoothly. Most fights take me a few seconds to clear out and i love trying to top my old combo score. The main thing here is we have what is infecting modern gaming now a days. Its not halo/GoW/Guitar hero so it sucks mentalities which is pretty much stiffling the making of any really good games. I so wish gameing would be uncool again cause when it was games were so fun and enjoyable and origional.
Unfortunately the entire future of St. Catherines, Ontario was riding on this game. Guess there wont be an economic boom after all. At any rate yeah, Yahtzee was bang on with this one. Too Human's only saving grace is that it wasn't the mega turd Pariah was.
It sucks that that game sucked. I wanted a good sci-fi based on norse mythology to bad. Good review tho.
It's not a review, it's a joke. Try the game.Muphin_Mann post=6.71155.719554 said:
I remember this site having a video about how games are getting too easy. Kind of funny that he cries at the slightest bit of difficulty. From his comments it's pretty clear he didn't even understand very basic control aspects. While entertaining, it's a pitiful review.
There's a reason many people in the industry are speaking out and defending this game. It's fun.
Does anyone know where I can find the video that contains the joke about the Simpsons jumping the shark, killing the shark, eating the shark, shitting out the shark, and then jumping the shit?
it may not be a zero punctuation, but I was almost certain it was.
it may not be a zero punctuation, but I was almost certain it was.
And here is a game I had started off as being rather enthusiastic about. Being from the fellows who brought us Eternal Darkness, it seemed like we'd found some gold up there in Canada. They'd made one masterpiece, beloved by all; followed by The Twin Snakes, which, though not great, was at least the best one could hope for, considering the task they were given. Closing in upon Too Human's release, the reviews started trickling though, and getting me a little concerned. But not being the sort of guy who's going to judge a game by a few internet reviews, I picked up the demo, to see how it worked for me.
My muzzled enthusiasm soon turned to unbridled horror.
In the space of five minutes, I resolved not to touch the game again, until I saw a post-release review from a trusted source begging me to give it a go. Then Yahtzee stepped in and sealed the deal for me; no money for Silicon Knights until they do their homework and play a good game or two, and get back on track.
My muzzled enthusiasm soon turned to unbridled horror.
In the space of five minutes, I resolved not to touch the game again, until I saw a post-release review from a trusted source begging me to give it a go. Then Yahtzee stepped in and sealed the deal for me; no money for Silicon Knights until they do their homework and play a good game or two, and get back on track.
shut up with your pc fanboyism.
The Shooting sucks because you can't go into first person. The combat sucks because 30% of the time you hit the wrong person. And I think by the lack of flow he meant when you switch enemies.Gohlar post=6.71155.718635 said:
If yahtzee didn't make the video about how games are getting too easy it's not necisarily his opinion. And this game is a hell of a lot harder than any extremely known classic game you can bother to mention. Except maybe prince of persia. If you don't find this game to be overly difficult(and that's not a problem to me, the problem is because it's difficulty comes from flaws. I mean, I loved the ninja gaiden 2 game) I fear what you would do on Halo. And the game doesn't deserve to be tried. bad combat, slow movement, death sequence that makes you want to kill yourself. No one can take you down one on one (although the troll fights do catch my attention I can still kick it's arse if I could take down his crew before he starts attacking) and that first boss DOES NOT COUNT because he spawned baddies. they died quickly but still.