Zero Punctuation: Velvet Assassin

[Rajin Cajun]

A damn good review though the Community Service part made me laugh pretty damn hard. Though the German government coming over to burn your house down if you mentioned the Nazis was pretty damn hysterical as well.

 

[deewank]

Actually I played this game and thought it was alright but he brings out a few good points about the flaws in the gameplay and the outfits

 

[Mrsoupcup]

"Why are the countries that were in the Axis forces making WW2 games? What is this community service?" Lol. This is one of the best episodes I have seen in a while.

 

[Fingerprint]

I genuinely laughed out loud at the end joke about the "community service". When he was saying the Splinter Cell crossed with... etc. it sounded good - or at least like it should have been. Anyway, I'll look forward to next weeks review.

 

[Breno]

taking their childerns face off and wanking with it!!!
so funny

 

[PG]

Great video again.
@Jay Cee: most reviewers are giving this 7/10 or more.

 

[Aptspire]

good ole community service...also this one does look gritty

 

[The Great JT]

Axis powers making World War 2 games...next thing you know, an Italian gaming company will make a game called "3D Punch Hitler In The Face".

 

[JTLW]

Ahh, 4 minutes of fantastic-as-ever reviewing goodness.

It seems the main character suffers from Kratos Syndrome, where just seem to be having that little bit more fun than a real person would have when butchering enemies.

Although if she flung swords on chains around and killed Nazis whilst wearing lingerie...

*Wanders off to the 'IDEAS LABORATORY' to develop a "new" game!*

 

[birdman_91]

lol another great video yahtzee
"get out of 'fuckup' free" card <-- i need one for monopoly, i alsways lose

 

[nova18]

No mention of the horrific corruption of the original source, who's family would not permit her name to be used, when it was going to be so blatantly sexualised?

"Violette Szabo, you see, was captured by the Germans after just over a year of active duty as a Special Operations Executive. During her incarceration, she was repeatedly beaten, starved and sexually abused. Ultimately, she was executed, aged just 23." -

Games like this are part of why people won't respect the game industry as an art form, I would have thought Yahtzee would mention that. (and be more offended)

Im going to agree with you here, I know games are meant to be about entertainment, but any game that references a real section of history with real individuals, it should be handled more tastefully.

Also, I still dont know if the game is GOOD or not. All I learned from that video is that I like Yahtzees voice and he has cool jokes.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

The community service line was the only one that really got a giggle this time...

Overall Susan's Review was much better and almost funnier at times.

 

[The Brian J]

"For the Sixteen Hyperbolillionth Time!"

Hearing Yahtzee discuss this, it just sounds like a ton of other game cliches jammed together into one.

Still, very funny review.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I dream of a future Escapist...a better Escapist, where retards don't try and bag their comments in early when they clearly haven't even watched the video...

Someday...anyway this was hilarious as usual ^^ Death to South Peak

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Interesting game, but I don't think I'll be picking it up.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

What is this, community service?
I wish they would stop making WW2 games.

 

[neuromasser]

Seemed a little bit short. but good nonetheless. I'm surprised that I was online when video was upped, this is probably the first time

Also, I still dont know if the game is GOOD or not. All I learned from that video is that I like Yahtzees voice and he has cool jokes.

Well if you want to know, here is the review.

 

[Acid Armageddon]

We just need an Italian made game and we are all set!


Another great review!

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

The decent but somewhat mid-quality review this week is bookended by very funny moments, the end being the aforementioned "community service," and the beginning having a moment of Yahtzee's now-classic "Oh no everybody can see my bum." In German.

I enjoyed it.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I think Yahtzee is over the hill.