Zero Punctuation: Viewer's Choice: Duke Nukem Forever

[SonicWaffle]

...seriously?

THIS was the top choice? Oh dear oh dear. I'm surprised at you, Escapists.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

so... seriously, when are you reviewing Starcraft 2?

He's already said he won't be doing it as he loathes RTS's.

Never liked this review. Halo Wars was best but that one went early on. So anyway is this week's installment then or is that later? Because this is lazy otherwise because some decent games came out this week. (Mafia 2 and Kane and Lynch 2)

He's on holiday as he said last week...

 

[Jaranja]

Wait, so his best review is of a game that doesn't actually exist...?

The world doesn't make sense to me anymore.

Well, no. His best review is actually Darksiders but still...

This one's not that funny.

 

[furgy117]

Uhhh....Fail???

 

[SalamanderJoe]

Never liked this review. Halo Wars was best but that one went early on. So anyway is this week's installment then or is that later? Because this is lazy otherwise because some decent games came out this week. (Mafia 2 and Kane and Lynch 2)

He's on holiday as he said last week...

Oh right. Did he mention that in Extra Punctuation? I forgot to read it last week.

 

[kajinking]

Can't wait to see his reaction to the outcome. Personally I was hoping for Just Cause 2 and "Rico Rodriquez Warlock Master of Time and Space" but at least it got up there to the finals.

 

[Rogue 9]

Best part for me is, the fact that THIS won and at the end of it he says "Lets all forget about this fucking game forever"

I was going to comment on this too. Oh the irony...

 

[Axeli]

What's everyone's problem? It's not like ZP's premise ever was to review games with serious manner rather than to entertain us with snarky monologues.

 

[lockeslylcrit]

This was the best review of all time. Far better than the "shurikens and lightning" bit of Painkiller (which was the only thing going for that particular review). I'm glad to see such an epic review of such an epic game take its rightful place.

 

[icyneesan]

Always count on Duke! Even though I voted for Painkiller

 

[Tymathee]

...didn't he do this already? :sigh:

 

[Liberaliter]

This was one of his reviews I enjoyed the most, glad it won.

 

[KEM10]

Best part for me is, the fact that THIS won and at the end of it he says "Lets all forget about this fucking game forever"

Ya, that was my same thought.

 

[isin13]

FAK! i forgot hes on vacation! i was waiting for this all week! >.< dam it all

 

[Thrashgrinder]

shit. i was rooting for the shirukens and lightning.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Well, it's nice to see Duke Nukem again.

This game is pretty sweet.

 

[DarkKnightBob]

I would have just preferred a new video as opposed to having an older one that I can clearly find with just 3 clicks of a mouse button whenever I want.

That's like saying "this week no brand new video but, the favourite forum post about one off the old random videos you probably watched at least 2 times before getting bored of it"

And to think there was a vote for it too? ummm so how many people ACTUALLY went back an watched the video they voted for BEFORE it even got posted thus defeating the point

I'm not trying to complain..oh wait yes I am. This is hardly a unique concept. I mean having a Top 5 video votes page would completely beat this system hands down and we'd get a new ZP video as well! This could have been answered in forum.

What's happened has Yahtzee got Hitchens Cancer or is he just on holiday?

Oh well I guess the cretins and street urchins are easily pleased by the slightest new idea.

Let the retard FLAMAGE COMMENCE!!!

 

[Endocrom]

^obvious troll is obvious

So how close was it? Us Painkiller voters want to know.

 

[Steve the Pocket]

So, speaking as one who didn't register to participate in this, where are IS the chart showing how many votes everything got and the elimination brackets? I want to see how well the one I would have voted for did.

 

[ForensicYOYO]

Best. . . .Review. . . . Yet! Loved it literally LOL