He does have a point, how is a zombie apocalypse supposed to end? 28 Days Later had all the rage-zombies starve to death and it turns out the infection was contained in England so we get zombies dead, the English/Scottish/Welsh killed, and free real estate. Um, yay?
And then sequels started appearing. Oh joy.
I for one have always hated George Romero's ZA endings. They're always weird downers or apathetic "shrugs and leaves" endings. The first movie was arguably the best with the implication that even though the zombies are tearing down doors and killing everyone at least they aren't pointlessly cruel or sadistic about it. Which makes a huge amount of difference. Somehow. I mean humans are fighting for their survival so getting brutal about it would seem perfect validated. If aliens invaded and started wiping us out to use our toothpaste as recreational drugs we'd all feel pretty fucking good about watching one get curbed stomped, wouldn't we?
But by Land of the Dead it's gotten just snoreworthy. One of the last surviving cities of the living is overrun by zombies and not only are we meant to not care about the fate of the humans trapped within but we're supposed to somehow cheer for the fucking zombies because one of them retains enough memory to make shit even worse for humanity? And the heroes steal the only means of defeating the invasion to watch everyone die from the sidelines and they all just feel good about it for some arbitrary psychopathic reason? Acting like "hey, the last dicks on the planet are dead now! Free sailing for us! Let's go to Canada!"
Um, no. You're not getting into Canada. Y'see the last remaining dicks on the planet are not dead: by letting your city get turned into the zombie buffet YOU are officially the biggest dicks on earth. And since Canada will easily survive the zombie apocalypse thanks to our winter season and, you know, NOT being dicks to each other, we'll have plenty of border patrols and snipers ready to pick you off the moment you approach the wall we built to keep your douchebaggy sods out. That's right, we built a wall to keep you out. The irony is so thick you can use it as sandwich bread. Enjoy recycling your own urine.
Sorry, I blacked out for a moment there, what were we talking about? Oh right. And that's why Steam is better than Origin.