Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

[S-Unleashed]

Wellcome to states.

 

[blindthrall]

Guh. dum, dum, dum, dum. He could've at least had the decency to get lost in a ghetto or something.And then inadvertently smoke crack and get molested by a Senator.

 

[Freedom153]

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You're twelve. You aren't allowed to be on this site, right? Anyway, this sir, is amazing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this

I didn't think people would not get the reference.... lol

Can't wait for the ZP game review.

 

[hutting]

Yahtzee just reminded me of a bizarre song me and a friend made a few months back. It's an OMD type song where the only lyrics are GPS directions. Here's the rather dodgy demo: http://is.gd/4NvmW

 

[Shadowed Intent]

Wow, I just read through the first 3 pages and I have to say that there are a lot of idiots with a sense of entitlement in here.
Honestly, just fuck off, Yahtzee deserves a break and you are lucky he uploaded anything at all.

 

[Sivus33]

AH i totally wish i knew about this! I woulda driven into DC and saw it! So upset... hmm maybe he is still here....

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

It wasn't funny, but it was entertaining in its own sort of way. I wish I'd known you were going to be in D.C. I live near there. I would've made it a point to come up to you and make you feel horribly awkward with statements like "Yathzee! Sweet hat!" or "Yahtzee! I want to hug you!" or possibly "Yahtzee! Autographs are overdone! Quick! Punch me in the face!"

 

[Madshaw]

Ok... unexpected, but hey, getting to see the real Yahtzees always a plus.

Edit: I'm actually surprised no Fallout 3 jokes were made.

seeing the real yahtzee is a massive dissapointment, its like a very watered down version of the cartoon guy, I'd hate to meet him for real

 

[Drakeblood4]

You know, the guy who wanks to ZP just loved all the attention.

I don't think that many of the washington commentary bits were funny though. I kept expecting secret service folks to taze Yahtzee for wearing a trench-coat.

 

[Altercator]

Are you sure the music in this video is not by Frank Klepacki, the guy behind the Command & Conquer tracks?

 

[The Great JT]

I loved the bit about the one guy you know will be jerking off to what you were saying.

Hope you enjoyed the expo.

 

[Redchili23]

I enjoyed the real life video far more than the actual ZP ones. You should do more, Mr. Yahtzee

 

[Cunnysmythe]

Prostate isn't an indie cancer. Every man will get it if they live long enough. If anything, prostate is the next big thing.

 

[INK]

o man i live right outside DC and visit those sites, for one reason or another, like a dozen times a year. wouldve been cool to bump into him and tell him in person that while ZP is top-notch, & EP is a great compliment to it, that i still think one the best things i ever read was by him, a haunting sci-fi short story i think was called "the expedition" or something like that... jebus it was so cool.

i bet he looks back on it much differently than i do, perceiving it as something he did in a fit of inspiration, admiration, & impersonation of something he had recently read. but to me, nothing showcases his talent and potential more.

basically, in the scribblenauts comments, when i saw someone blurt "uhh this just prove yahtzee not creative duh-hoi" i just knew he wouldn't be able to resist refuting the charge

 

[vxicepickxv]

That was quite possibly one of the most bizarrely entertaining things I have ever seen. There's only one problem. The Cake is... I can't do it. That meme is just too old.

Explain to me exactly why part of it was censored? I heard the F bombs in the end, but the ones in the beginning are bleeped out. That was a bit odd.

As to the timeshare vagina question, the answer, technically is that it is rape, as you require total consent for it to be legal. Sorry to be a party pooper there.

 

[randomize4]

I thought this was a funny episode. The change of pace and setting was nice. Plus, I laughed so hard when he called the capitol building a cake.

Also,

im 12 and what is this?


In all seriousness, what happened to that game contest? Is that review next week?

How is it relevant that you are 12?

Edit: Ohhh! Sorry, I did not realize you were making a meme reference.

 

[Rigs83]

Should have gone farther north to see the real D.C. Boom headshot is not a joke there.