Zero Punctuation: Washington DC
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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If you clone yourself and have sex with the clone is it incest or masturbation?
Well a identical twin is a clone, and if two identical twins had sex with one another, it'd be incest... wouldn't it?
Well a identical twin is a clone, and if two identical twins had sex with one another, it'd be incest... wouldn't it?
I really liked it. I laughed out loud at the whole "eye" thing, and Yahtzee's descriptions of the monuments were awesome. That being said, when are we gonna see Uncharted 2 reviewed? I know he's going to think it's mediocre, but I'm just curious as to what he has to say about it.
I'd prefer if Yahtzee just call in sick or whatever instead of seeing this unsophisticated video. That could have easily been part of the contract, or is it?
P.S: I still thinks Yahtzee swears way too much, especially to his viewers; I mean Christ, what did I ever do to you, Ben Yahtzee, to deserve this kind of crap? Until proven otherwise, I'm certainly not a crap and don't like to be treated as such.
P.S: I still thinks Yahtzee swears way too much, especially to his viewers; I mean Christ, what did I ever do to you, Ben Yahtzee, to deserve this kind of crap? Until proven otherwise, I'm certainly not a crap and don't like to be treated as such.
[4:46] That ?Big-Guy-Sitting-Down-Thing? is Abraham Fucking Lincoln! He abolished slavery in America and won the Civil War. Legend has it he stood in the back of the infantry and used his hat as a long-range cannon.
[6:20] ?Washington Monument?, not ?Washington Memorial?. It is often confused by foreigners with the more well-known ?Clinton Monument?.
And as long as you're in the States, buy a toothbrush you filthy foreigner!
[6:20] ?Washington Monument?, not ?Washington Memorial?. It is often confused by foreigners with the more well-known ?Clinton Monument?.
And as long as you're in the States, buy a toothbrush you filthy foreigner!
What's with the bleeping out the profane language. My whole week is going to be off now. Thanks.
Ok...love ya, but...GIGANTIC waste of time...easily the least clever thing you've ever commited to the internet...a "best of" clip would have been more entertaining...if you commit to a travelouge, make it WAY less about your thoughts on cake, cock and balls, or anything else "rapping tom-tom" related and more about the place, whatever place, you may be...goddamnit...
EDIT: ZP is my Wednesday get out of bed thing...don't fuck it up...
EDIT: ZP is my Wednesday get out of bed thing...don't fuck it up...
So...much...hate...
Seriously give the man a break. He's in a country with a different time scheme, he dosen't sound so chipper, and he hasn't got acess to a bloody computer. You want a new ZP, either make one yourself, or make a time machine.
OT: Very good, a bit dull in terms of humor, but still made me chuckle, so it's all good.
Seriously give the man a break. He's in a country with a different time scheme, he dosen't sound so chipper, and he hasn't got acess to a bloody computer. You want a new ZP, either make one yourself, or make a time machine.
OT: Very good, a bit dull in terms of humor, but still made me chuckle, so it's all good.
Look granted it was a little tiresome still its new content wich i still cant get enough of seriously. Also they only bleeped out swearing in the first 2 minutes the rest was fine and uncensored but honestly grow a nut sack its one week and for all its worth i as an Australian enjoy watching buildings visualised as giant sex organs as long as there not ours its like saying "look were American we can build a giant pointy things..... oh crap it looks like a penis".Look he will be back were he belongs next week so you can finaly get that uncharted review.
Sorry but i found this particular video a bit boring, funny yes, but rather slow. Everything he said, i used to think... I prefer him talking 2 fast on Zero Puntuation then the slow way he was saying things.
Don't get me wrong (before the flaming begins), i do like the other things he has done and of course the Zero Punctuation vids and the other real life vids he has done.
Don't get me wrong (before the flaming begins), i do like the other things he has done and of course the Zero Punctuation vids and the other real life vids he has done.
Bah! Yahtzee is going soft! He didn't even criticise the annoying level design, ridiculous spoken map interface or jumpy camera and Oh-so-stylised series of short scenes cutting to more short cut scenes!
Like yourself, who apparently has the power to decide what people may or may not think about the video?
Yes, Yahtzee may need a vacation; hell knows he deserves one. That's why I think he could simply have said so. "Sorry, folks, I'll be taking a break for a while now. Check back later." As it is, he posted a video, and people expressed their opinions about it (which is, you know, the whole point of having a forum).
So honestly, just fuck off yourself. I didn't like it. I have as much right to say so as you have to say you did.