Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

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Madshaw

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J-Alfred said:
Ok... unexpected, but hey, getting to see the real Yahtzees always a plus.

Edit: I'm actually surprised no Fallout 3 jokes were made.
seeing the real yahtzee is a massive dissapointment, its like a very watered down version of the cartoon guy, I'd hate to meet him for real
 

Drakeblood4

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You know, the guy who wanks to ZP just loved all the attention.

I don't think that many of the washington commentary bits were funny though. I kept expecting secret service folks to taze Yahtzee for wearing a trench-coat.
 

Altercator

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Are you sure the music in this video is not by Frank Klepacki, the guy behind the Command & Conquer tracks?
 

The Great JT

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I loved the bit about the one guy you know will be jerking off to what you were saying.

Hope you enjoyed the expo.
 

Redchili23

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I enjoyed the real life video far more than the actual ZP ones. You should do more, Mr. Yahtzee
 

Cunnysmythe

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Prostate isn't an indie cancer. Every man will get it if they live long enough. If anything, prostate is the next big thing.
 

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o man i live right outside DC and visit those sites, for one reason or another, like a dozen times a year. wouldve been cool to bump into him and tell him in person that while ZP is top-notch, & EP is a great compliment to it, that i still think one the best things i ever read was by him, a haunting sci-fi short story i think was called "the expedition" or something like that... jebus it was so cool.

i bet he looks back on it much differently than i do, perceiving it as something he did in a fit of inspiration, admiration, & impersonation of something he had recently read. but to me, nothing showcases his talent and potential more.

basically, in the scribblenauts comments, when i saw someone blurt "uhh this just prove yahtzee not creative duh-hoi" i just knew he wouldn't be able to resist refuting the charge
 

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That was quite possibly one of the most bizarrely entertaining things I have ever seen. There's only one problem. The Cake is... I can't do it. That meme is just too old.

Explain to me exactly why part of it was censored? I heard the F bombs in the end, but the ones in the beginning are bleeped out. That was a bit odd.

As to the timeshare vagina question, the answer, technically is that it is rape, as you require total consent for it to be legal. Sorry to be a party pooper there.
 

randomize4

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I thought this was a funny episode. The change of pace and setting was nice. Plus, I laughed so hard when he called the capitol building a cake.

Also,
Freedom153 said:
im 12 and what is this?


In all seriousness, what happened to that game contest? Is that review next week?
How is it relevant that you are 12?

Edit: Ohhh! Sorry, I did not realize you were making a meme reference.
 

Rigs83

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Should have gone farther north to see the real D.C. Boom headshot is not a joke there.
 

FROGGEman2

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what is this i dont even

Lame vid is lame.

Sorry, but this was a let-down.

And I know what you're thinking. Pretty much what you said at the beginning of the video.
 

drjonas

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wow........ that was the most boring fucking video i think ive ever watched... and hell i didn't even finish it!!

I have been a fan for a while and even got my co-workers into watching the videos but... this was just really fucking boring. i dont care about the anti-americanism... mocking some of our most highly revered landmarks.... but i did not need to hear about you describing the building as rounded with a thing out the top like a cherry... ive seen the damn capital building, why the fuck do you think anyone cares about you and your response to looking at the capital building???? i dont go around telling people vague generalities of the McDonalds i just visited for lunch, why do you think anyone cares about your trip to America??

you have been followed by countless others for a reason: because u make fun of games... u rag on them to the point where people can relate to you, "omg, i totally hear you", not because anyone gives a shit about what you personally think, you just make people laugh

stick to game reviews... although i might not be back to give a damn either way




also, i do have to say that seeing you in person has totally ruined what mysterious presence you had on the internet... podcasters on the inet are like broadcasters on the radio... once you know what they look like, your entire perception changes of the person, often for the worse

in youre case... its for the worse
 

Jackel86

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What do you mean "breast cancer gets too much exposure?" Can anything boob related get exposed too much?
 

Dromons

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Not that bad. I'm a little disappointed that you were speaking so slowly, where is the fast talking Yahtzee that we all know and love. I did love how unimpressed you looked at some of Washington?s greatest attractions.
 

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drjonas said:
wow........ that was the most boring fucking video i think ive ever watched... and hell i didn't even finish it!!

I have been a fan for a while and even got my co-workers into watching the videos but... this was just really fucking boring. i dont care about the anti-americanism... mocking some of our most highly revered landmarks.... but i did not need to hear about you describing the building as rounded with a thing out the top like a cherry... ive seen the damn capital building, why the fuck do you think anyone cares about you and your response to looking at the capital building???? i dont go around telling people vague generalities of the McDonalds i just visited for lunch, why do you think anyone cares about your trip to America??

you have been followed by countless others for a reason: because u make fun of games... u rag on them to the point where people can relate to you, "omg, i totally hear you", not because anyone gives a shit about what you personally think, you just make people laugh

stick to game reviews... although i might not be back to give a damn either way




also, i do have to say that seeing you in person has totally ruined what mysterious presence you had on the internet... podcasters on the inet are like broadcasters on the radio... once you know what they look like, your entire perception changes of the person, often for the worse

in youre case... its for the worse
Butthurt because Yahtzee took a holiday?

So when you take a week off from your mcdonalds job to go for a little holiday, some fat kid who has to que for 5 minutes because they're understaffed is going to curse your name to hell and never eat at mcdonalds again.
And I find that knowing a bit more about yahtzee helps me appreciate his work a little more.
Boo hoo, he made fun of your buildings, granted that he's the 9000th person to do so, but does it matter? The video was clearly just a little fun, something different. Would you have preffered that instead of making this, he just made a 5 minute ZP of the words 'fuck you'?

Grow the hell up.

Edit: Oh, and i'm not saying that you work at mcdonalds, i'm using it as an example.
 

sprayed-moel

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that was the biggest fail ive ever seen. that was SOOO boring. thats great you went to america, Yahtzee, so did my friend but when she told me about it i didnt want to claw my eyes out! plus, why the frik did they bleep your swears? that was just lame.
go and animate some review right now and upload it BEFORE next wednesday/thursday to redeem yourself.