Zero Punctuation: Wet
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Great Review Ben. You said everything that I said in my head after playing the demo.
Wet is just a steaming pile of semi-hard horse manure.
Glad I never spent money on it.
Wet is just a steaming pile of semi-hard horse manure.
Glad I never spent money on it.
I actually sent him an extremely well written and thought out email telling him about Demons Souls. It might actually be a JRPG he can for once enjoy.shadow946 said:
excellent review. As always, you see through the tits to the arse beneath. Erm, there're no arses under tits. This is wrong. Mind scrub. Ah, that's better, how about learning something about real wet work? Corbett Report - Anti Illuminati - bio weapon cyber attack [http://mikephilbin.blogspot.com/2009/10/corbett-report-anti-illuminati.html]
WET is a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HOOORRIBLE game.
A prime example of todays lameness that has struct the gaming market since the start of the century.
Anything that sells to be "cinematic" is a lame excuse for not implementing interactive gameplay elements properly and should be discarded and not sold as a GAME which should be concidered scam.
WET sucks so much because its generic, lame and you jump/slide CONSTANTLY which feels really ridiculous and overdone.
A prime example of todays lameness that has struct the gaming market since the start of the century.
Anything that sells to be "cinematic" is a lame excuse for not implementing interactive gameplay elements properly and should be discarded and not sold as a GAME which should be concidered scam.
WET sucks so much because its generic, lame and you jump/slide CONSTANTLY which feels really ridiculous and overdone.
It's a relatively nice way of saying, "please read the forum rules before posting next time."KRoNuS Gai said:
Yahtzee topics always have a lot of probations, suspensions and bans, because people from outside the forum join just to post there, but they sometimes don't bother to check the rules before doing so.
Great vid although not in your top half. Pillock was hilarious though. I wonder why so many people got probation at the start of this thread.
I've haven't been so pissed off since my internet slowed to an agonising crawl and again that was just the demo. Even the box art fills me with such contempt that I fell like going round my local Gamestation and burning every single one they have. It's basically Rubi looking down her nose at you as if to say "look at me, I'm the greatest sexiest game protaganist in history!" The smug, arrogant *****!Woodsey said:
Awesome review, like usuall.
Nice touch with the Pillock and his boss, although I liked Terry and Gonad more.
Nice touch with the Pillock and his boss, although I liked Terry and Gonad more.
Really? I thought the pillock scene was hilarious.Kstreitenfeld said:
Damn these thoughts and their utter weightlessness.
Yahtzee is the BEST way to save money on videogames, if you only buy games on his reccomendation, you would buy like maybe 3 games a year, lolbirdman_91 said:
Yahtzee is unfair to games, but its his thing to amplify all their bad traits, and its freaking entertaining, supplementing Yahtzee with Game Informer magazine is how I choose whether or not to buy a game that looks good.
Although maybe I'm not giving Yahtzee enough credit in the actual reviewing he does, after all, he does recognize an incredible game every so often, I just think his standards are too high
