You are a clever man, yahtzee, and still you seem to fall in the same trap everytime you do something different.
Don't say "Hey, this game is so bad, it does'nt deserve beeing reviewed, therefor I will speak in limerick!", or like you did last time, "I'm going to speak in an irish voice now! Look at me while I speak with a weird accent everybody! Hey, why arn't you looking?"
Don't anounce what you are going to do. Just be a man and fucking go with it.
... or don't do it at all. You already have enough gimmicks.