Zombie Apocolypse - With a Twist.

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StevenSuffern

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I can't help but find it rather entertaining to read all the comments from people saying they are going to use knives and swords to fight zombies. I'm under impression that these zombies are nearly impossible to kill with any damage other than destroying the brain, and almost any melee weapon will be highly impractical, because of the skill required to use it, and the fact that in order to be able to attack the head, you need to get very close, which of course puts you in munching range of the zombies. Even if you manage to stick a zombie in the head, good luck getting the knife out most of the time.

Anywhoo, let's get this zombie survival party started:

I. Outfit (as many clothes in camo-pattern as possible)
(1) Light boots, preferably waterproof, that are comfortable enough to walk and run long distances.
(2) Wool socks, two pairs. Wool is definitely more durable, and if my feet should get wet, they will not lose heat as quickly.
(3) Cotton/Synthetic socks, two pair. In warmer weather, wool socks will be too warm and uncomfortable, so thinner socks will be useful.
(4) Two layers of thermal undergarments: Long-sleeved shirts and pants. This is for temperature regulation in a temperate climate; having two layers provides several degrees of insulation, while remaining lightweight and flexible.
(5) Two T-shirts, medium-thickness windbreaker jacket/hockey jacket, water-resistant is best. The windbreaker is protection from the elements, wind, rain and the like.
(6) One pair of thick wool pants, one pair of loose jeans. Both allow mobility and adequate protection from the elements.
(7) A light hat to block the sun; balaclava for winter warmth as well as protection from errant zombie fluids if I find myself a little closer than desired.
(8) Polarized sunglasses. Eye protection summer and winter; polarized is useful for fishing, as it allows you to cut through the glare on the water and see much more detail beneath the surface, which may aid in gathering success.
(9) Those gloves that have the mitten part attached that would allow me to flip between warmth and the ability to pull triggers.

II.Armament
(1) .22 Caliber rifle with scope, preferably semi-auto. 500 rounds in 5 boxes. It's light and quiet, and more often than not will have enough penetration power to take down a zombie with a single well-placed head shot. With the scope and a little practice, a .22 can easily be accurate, and lethal, to 30-40 yards, both to zombies and small game. Also, the ammunition is inexpensive, comes in huge quantities (boxes of 100 rounds run for about $10 I believe) at low weight, and .22 rounds can also fit...
(2) One .22 Caliber handgun. These guns are small, light, and easy to use, in case I find myself too close for comfort. They share ammo with the rifle, so I wouldn't need to carry several different types of ammunition. The downside of the .22 handgun is that it fires a small round, which may lack needed stopping power. The .22 is probably best saved for use against non-zombie human targets, and very close range small game hunting (believe me, the grey squirrels in my neighborhood do not need a rifle to be able to get in range)
(3) One 9mm handgun, Glock 17 would be a solid choice. 100 rounds. The 9mm provides greater stopping power and range in close-combat situations, and has more than enough penetration power to punch a good hole in a zombie skull.
(4) Small hatchet. This is not really armament as much as it is a survival tool, but it is flexible enough to do both.

III.Survival and Supplies
(1) Fully-stocked first aid kit.
(2) Two metal water bottles.
(3) Full spool of twine.
(4) Two full boxes of waterproof, strike-anywhere matches.
(5) Collapsible fishing rod and reel, small fully-stocked tackle box, full spool of fishing line.
(6) Skinning knife, filet knife, swiss army knife.
(7) Small tool set: three wrenches, two screwdrivers, pair of pliers, hammer. Box of nails.
(8) Gun cleaning kit.
(9) Small pot for cooking, boiling water; one wooden spoon, one spatula, set of eating utensils.
(10) Large box of sandwich-sized ziploc bags with full zipper.
(11) Comprehensive survival guide.
(12) Book on wide variety of knots.
(13) Sewing kit to make repairs on clothes.
(14) Small Tarp that can be used for improvised shelter.
(15) Two bars of soap.
(16) Fresh toothbrush and two tubes of toothpaste.
(17) Hand-crank flashlight and radio

IV. Food
(1) Eight cans of spam (proudly made in my home state!).
(2) Six cans of baked beans.
(3) Half-pound of salt. Can be used for curing meat.
(4) Two boxes of protein bars. They're nasty, I know, but even half a bar can provide enough energy for whatever burst I need to make.
(5) One bottle of multivitamin tablets.

The rifle can be slung across my back, the two handguns in hip holsters, the hatchet hung from my belt. All other supplies will be put into a large cargo backpack, think military-style. The one exception is the pot, which can be tied to one of the straps on the backpack to hang on the outside, saving space.

My primary goal would be to get away from major population centers, and head towards farmland, where I could find isolated farmhouses that might have supplies, particularly food from gardens, orchards and even the fields themselves. I would fortify the house some, just so a random zombie doesn't wander in while I'm on the pot or sleeping, but I would not attempt to make a true fort out of it. Instead, I would stay as long as the area remained zombie free, moving on when I begin to encounter zombies more than a few times a day. Moving from house to house until I can find a human stronghold or a truly isolated location where I can wait out the several years it would take for the zombies to starve and rot.
 

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Ranged weapon: A hunting rifle.
-Easy to find compative ammo, even in Norway, where guncontrol is quite strict.
-Scoped, easy picking the Zombies. (Experience is a perk that comes in handy.)
Melee weapon: A mooseknife.
-Basically a machete just more solid, and bigger. (h)
Hold-out: Local pizzaparlour.
-used to be a local bank: Aka has a very secure vault and gunproof windows.
-in the same building as: Convinience store, pharmacy n' doctor's office.
-3 ways in and out, all very easy to secure.
-great area for scavanging.
Transportation: An armored van.
-step one: Locate van.
-step two: Find constructionsite and scoundrel usefull shait.
-step three: Find a garage and a workbench. (makin' magic.)
Assecories:
-Zombie survival guide.
-My indiana Jones hat.
-Pilot shades.
-comfortable running shoes.
-leather clothes. (not easily bitten trough.)

have I thougth about this alot? yes, more than I probably should have.
 

Shadie777

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-I would just make a weapon or two out of various things,(a broken mop + knife + tape=spear).
If I fail at that I would grab a couple of dangerous tools out of the shed.

-I grab a bag and stuff all the food I can bring.

-Bring a Ipod or somehthing loud you can throw , you will never know when you will want to use the noise to distract the zombies away from you.

-I would go out in order to find a secure place. I will always try to sneak.

-I would never use a car unless I have a 100% chance of not getting surrounded in the area.

- I would camp in abandoned shops or houses when I would need to sleep for the night after making sure the zombies won't be able to get through.

Question:
Will they be able to climp stairs?
 

Extasii

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If it's happenin in October-February, my plan is to pick up the one girl I know that has a zombie plan, and together we go to the next town over for guns, to the next town and raid the grocery store and pick up our friends, and back to my town where we pick up lumber from the lumber company. We then board up our house and wait for the next blizzard. When that happens, we go to resupply. And this is in Minnesota, our blizzards ain't exactly rare ;P

If it happens at any other time of the year, I just go to the gunshop, buy a gun, 1 bullet, and blow a hole in my brain stem.
 

Master_of_Oldskool

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1 crowbar

1 pair of comfortable hiking boots

2 spare sets of clothes

1 canteen

1 long streak of insane, unbelievable good luck

And the rest shall take care of itself.
 

MacChris1991

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Wearing 1 long sleeved t-shirt, well fitting jeans, hooded sweater, leather gloves, analog watch, sneakers.
Equipment
- 1 Crowbar
- 1 Hunting knife
- 1 Duffel Bag(with the basic essentials bottled water, bandages, alcohol, a days worth of non perishable food, plus rags and clothes I can use to stuff the bag to prevent any noise from things getting pushed together inside the bag)
- 1 lighter (plus 1 book of matches)
- Shotgun (one box of shells)
- Handgun (Glock 9mm) two clips
- 1 bag of of cheap fireworks/crackers
- a roll of string (add to the fuse)
- a map

Either I move west and head for home or I head to the coast and get a boat and travel that way. Depends on how fast this is spreading and how far it has spread once it reached to me. If I head west i go through the plains and then head south to the desert states (flat plains means I see anything coming towards me long before it gets anywhere near me, and the dry heat found in desert states means quick decomposition meaning weaker,slower and fewer zombies). After I reach Cali I find/do what I can before grabbing a boat and heading for Hawaii.
 

Roland07

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moosek said:
Two people have quoted me trying to correct my 'fast zombies are better' way of thinking. "Escaping them wouldn't be very easy because these moaning, shuffling monsters that are retarded in every literal way can get the jump on you. What if there are fifty of them?"

So the fuck what? It's not that hard to find seclusion, especially in my area. Slow zombies were interestingly dangerous because of their one-hit kill method of taking people down. Fast-zombies offer that same kind of danger, but at a much more intense pace. But even that kind of threat becomes stale after long. "Special" zombies have been added more recently. Notably by Left 4 Dead's 5 bosses (and the extra three in L4D2). We're Alive (audio drama-cast) has a few special types that reflect who the person was before they turned.
I like fast zombies alright, but slow zombies really are legitimately scarier to me. There's an absolute inevitably to them. Fast zombies are like a mob, they run around, make a mess and by the time your're out of the way, or they've passed, your just dead or alive, and you carry on your merry way until another crowd shows up, then you run for a while again. Slow zombies are an absolute, wherever you go, they'll eventually find you, if they can't get to you, no worries, they'll just hang out and claw at your house/fortress until you have to try and escape, or you die of old age. If you find a nice secluded island, they'll probably get washed in by the tide one day, even if it takes fifty years. Wherever you are, they'll eventually get there.
 

Drakmorg

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For armor I can just wear a leather jacket, boots, gloves, and a ski mask or something, zombies were people, so it shouldn't be too hard to wear enough that they can't bite through without weighing me down too much.

I don't have any guns, but I have plenty of knives and sticks I can use to kill them or ward them off. Upside to not having guns is that I'm less likely to attract the attention of more zombies.

Food would likely be a problem, unless everyone nearby panics and tries to evacuate, then I would just stay put and raid their houses for food when I need it.
Water would be the biggest problem though. Since there aren't very many natural water sources nearby I'd need to stock up on bottled water until I found a source of drinkable water.

Luckily I know a bunch of other nerdy people in the area who would likely have already planned for or at least thought of what they might need for a zombie apocalypse, so there's a few people I can count on to possibly survive and group up with.
 

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Dude ... a relative in the Philippines has his own island (effectively) ... so for me? A bag of clothes, possibly a passport (depends on rate of infection), and shitloads of silver (hopefully more useful than gov't fiat money in the zompocalypse).

We keep quiet enough not to attract attention (from other humans or zombies) and sit back, enjoy a few Mai Tais and watch the world burn?
 

Chimichanga

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Location:

City. Plenty of food to scavenge, plenty of shelter and high places to escape and lose zombies. Only problem is competition from other people.

Considering the Human : Zombie ratio though, I'm guessing there's not too many of them though.

Wear:

A few coats for insulation with black trash bags covering them acting as a poncho - essentially a trash-bag suit to blend in better with debris and to protect from possible blood spatter. Easy to find and replace. Also to stay dry. Pants also wrapped in said bags.

A scarf or dust mask with a pair of glasses or goggles to prevent anything toxic, irritating, or in case of an encounter the ingestion of blood. Also to muffle breathing.

Shin-high hiking boots or combat boots that can be muffled with cloth or similar materials and water-proofed.

Box of latex gloves.

Weapons:

*Modified fireplace poker : extended & sharpened spike and hook so if they get too close I can either try to penetrate the skull through an eye socket or through the top or side of the head depending on scenario and spacing. Easy to repair. replacements easy to find. [If not enough time to modify a fireplace poker, then a hatchet or machete will do as good seconds].

*KaBar : In case the modified poker fails or too close. Also to sever heads or spinal columns of anything dead, but not zombified.

*Hunting Crossbow: Ammo is easy to forge and is reusable if recoverable, also silent. Easy to repair.

Ammunition:

Crossbow bolts; Approx 20 or 30.

Supplies:

[stored in a camper backpack, also disguised as a trash bag.]

*Gallon-jug of water and an insulated canteen.

*Lighter & fluid.

*Fireworks or something in case a distraction is needed.

*Gauze wrap, vitamin supplements, & disinfectant (not for the zombie bites, but other diseases gained from living in a world without medical insurance, working hospitals, and generally apocalyptic conditions.

*Hand-mirror (for seeing around corners, to better address injuries, and to possibly communicate by flashing lights).

*Jar of Lime: Make bodies decompose, just in case or if I'm feeling paranoid.

*Secondary knife (possibly another KaBar for multiple use as something that can be used to prepare food, sharpen and cut wood; not for combat to prevent possible contamination).

*whatever food I can find - I expect to pick it up as I go along via nightly raids and whatever I can kill (see 'method').

Method:

Similar to that of an assassin bug or a trapdoor spider: if there is no safe dwelling, hide among debris and trash until danger passes. If food gets too low, start hunting people to raid them for supplies (eating them only if food gets too scarce, and if they don't have anything themselves). Essentially, live scavenging and hunt as an ambush predator. Considering zombies: if they're fooled by the trash/junk disguise, then I should have very little to worry about from them. Considering that a zombie has even less of their senses than a standard human being (i.e., poorer eyesight, hearing, mobility, smell, motor skills, problem solving and thinking skills and mobility) and even less of an exploratory drive to investigate any said pile of trash or rubble, they should theoretically just keep walking by. Not a particularly nice way to live, but I'm rather confident I could pull it off if I'm cautious enough.
 

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Here's my thoughts. I live in Sweden, so it's pretty thin on people even in the biggest of our cities, and it's never far to unpopulated areas. I'd take advantage of that and my experience with the outdoors and keep on the move. Make temporary camps, raid smaller villages and try and band a group of survivors together. The only way in is via the bridge from Denmark or through Russia and Finland in the north, so the risk of zombie "immigration" isn't huge. I'd need thick padded clothing, a mask and good shoes. This should keep me safe from the most basic attacks; no "accidental" infection via the mouth, eyes or scrubs. A big knife and a bat for weapons, and rely on traps and tools for overnight survival. Two bags, one with the very basic necessities for survival, my tools, weapons and stuff for making camp. The other bag is for possibly useful things. With this I mostly mean tech, like my laptop and cell, since electricity would be unreliable but potentially useful if we're trying to get rescued. The second bag should be "droppable" should I ever need to leg it quick as hell. In my first bag, I'd have lighters, but most importantly a "fire-steel". I honestly don't know the what it's called, but it's basically flint and steel, but with magnesium added, so it gives of lot's of sparks. Still a bugger to light with, but it lasts for friggin evah. They are not common, but I already have one so I'm all good there. I'd also try and get my bike, since you can get everywhere with them, they are reliable and easy to ditch. Food is the biggest problem, I'm a vegetarian now, and I'd never start eating meat until I'd be certain the virus wasn't spread via animals. I'd like to think I'm a good enough survivor to survive on what nature gives, but otherwise, I'm back to raiding villages.
So yeah, maybe I've thought about it a bit to much... but on the other hand, better to be wrong about this than to be unprepared...
 

Azure Sky

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StevenSuffern said:
I can't help but find it rather entertaining to read all the comments from people saying they are going to use knives and swords to fight zombies. I'm under impression that these zombies are nearly impossible to kill with any damage other than destroying the brain, and almost any melee weapon will be highly impractical, because of the skill required to use it, and the fact that in order to be able to attack the head, you need to get very close, which of course puts you in munching range of the zombies. Even if you manage to stick a zombie in the head, good luck getting the knife out most of the time.
First off, any high-degree cranial damage would be sufficient to kill a zombie, as would severing the spinal cord. Hence the use of blunt trauma or decapitation.

Second, camo? Zombies are quite poor sighted, if not blind depending on where you referance. The best sense they have is sound, and on that note. [Edit: Correction, smell is probably the best, open wounds and all]

Third, overuse of firearms. Dunno about you, but -any- firearm going off in a wasteland is going to carry, far. Expect it to draw attention to zombies well over 5 miles away, no way you have that much ammo. =3
 

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Chimichanga said:
Considering zombies: if they're fooled by the trash/junk disguise, then I should have very little to worry about from them. Considering that a zombie has even less of their senses than a standard human being (i.e., poorer eyesight, hearing, mobility, smell, motor skills, problem solving and thinking skills and mobility) and even less of an exploratory drive to investigate any said pile of trash or rubble, they should theoretically just keep walking by. Not a particularly nice way to live, but I'm rather confident I could pull it off if I'm cautious enough.
To clarify:
Exceptional - Smell, Hearing. They move toward things that make noise and can smell open wounds, both are common cliches.
Poor - Basically all other senses really.
 

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OKAY
My armour would be
Skinny black jeans,
Normal long sleeved black shirt,
Black jacket(so if one grabs me on the head i can get a quick second chance to react)
Weapons:
My child hood BB gun(first resort, does half the sound of a normal gun)
If it runs out of ammo,:pistol, first one i find,
Then a shotgun, also the first one i find,

Objective:
Wait inside my home for a few days, barricading my house with all the wood i never use, i always keap a large ammount of water in my house for some odd reason(I FREAKING LOVE WATER)after a week or two (after things die down a bit)i venture out to the inner-city(Texas CAPITAL!!!) where i go inside the goverment building(forgot the name) because i herad there was a sub way for poloticions(i mean, in a zombie apocolyps you get the leaders out first)

I ride my way to the political safe point and enjoy cigars and champaine

Or if that dosen't work, go to south padre island(near the coast of texas, or any other cities on the coast) and fortify there, with a boat(if things get to harry then i could venture out in the water for a while then go back in)
i then wait for the army to come and take out some zombies, find a loner and kill him, take his suit and weapon and head back to the check point where i
1)kill them all if their corrupt
2)silently take food a bit at a time
3)after 2 find the nearist ride to D.C and hide in the white office
 

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Here's my Zombie Survival Kit:

I've actually traveled the world a bit, and in my travels, I often see REAL, not replica swords for sale in antique areas, like the Bazzar in Istanbul. Some in very good condition. So my first weapon of choice would be a good, stout, 5-10 pound Gladius. Second would be light leather armor. Whilst a punch from these Zombies might hurt, at least they won't be able to bite me. A motorcycle helmet will cover the saliva and blood part. What are we at now, 40, 50 pounds? Probably some form of transport like a Solar Car or Electric Car that can be easily juiced up, and food can be found in pretty much any environment, so that takes care of that. Might want to bring a flint'n tinder, small tent, and a mess kit. In other words, anything a Boy Scout might have. A rope might come in handy, too, as well as a folding shovel.That should keep me well protected against slow Zombies.
 

Chimichanga

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Azure Sky said:
To clarify:
Exceptional - Smell, Hearing. They move toward things that make noise and can smell open wounds, both are common cliches.
Poor - Basically all other senses really.

Why would any of a zombie's senses be "exceptional"? Considering these are at least half-way realistic and not going with Max Brooks' "germ superpowers/germs-somehow-making-entirely-new-organs-and-reconfiguring-the-hosts-very-brain-matter-and-composition" bullshit, they have the same abilities and handicaps as living people, but are dead and still rotting, even if at a slower pace.

It means that whatever sensory organs they have, has decayed and even at their best is only as good as when they were alive, which means they only would have been dead for a few hours before the decomposition process begins in animals. Technically, it means that by the minute, they are getting weaker in every sense, both physically and perceptively until decomposing completely.

Methinks you are taking that from Max Brooks, who doesn't understand shit about biology. Eyes too - they get scratched up and rendered near-useless as they get neglected over time due to not blinking, zero cell growth, and the host (the zombie) having absolutely no sense of self-preservation.

I remember that passage, and simply shifting emphasis from certain parts of the brain to another would not improve their senses that drastically. A human brain would need to be entirely scrapped and rebuilt in order to utilize smell and hearing effectively as, say, a dog's. It's the same reason why a scientist couldn't just tweak a dog's brain a little and end up with it being able to perfectly understand the English language (and if given vocal chords) speak it fluently.

/biology & pharmaceutical science major.
 

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I only have strategies, provisions are easily provided in the primary strategy..

Primary Strategy; collect food, liquid, clothes and tools (hammer, sledge, hatchet, can opener etc) from house, and climb ladder into the attic area, pull that up, then work on making a hole between that and the building next door (semi-detached house), make a hole in the roof and salvage materials to make a bridge onto the next roof, rinse and repeat, on some houses dismantle the entire roof and set up water stills. Oh and go down in houses occasionally to resupply.

Stealth Strategy; Trap an animal, put it in a cage covered in mirrors and lower it down to see how zombies react to mirrors, if they don't recognise it... operation mirror man is go.

Kill Strategy; I would want to make some sort of remote device that plays out audio really loud of me shouting, 'this is a trap for zombies, i'm going to blow this place up'on repeat, put that in a petrol station covered in petrol (sneak in, leave it uncapped etc) then use an IED to blow it up when the time's right.
 

Azure Sky

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Chimichanga said:
*Snip. Applying real world logic to zombies is silly*
Theoretical zombies are theoretical.

Getting narkish because you got called out is silly. =3
 

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While pasta may be crunchy it can be eaten raw (hence the emergency food supply, also I live in a rural area with plenty of wells and streams) To your second point yes guns are loud, but you probably took notice to the significant emphasis on ammunition for a gun rated to 1000 meters. Attacking only when needed and at a distance would give me a significant running start if the dead were to gravitate too close. The other two were essentially "I'm so screwed they're practically on top of me" guns.
 

Chimichanga

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Azure Sky said:
*Snip. Applying real world logic to zombies is silly*
Theoretical zombies are theoretical.

Getting narkish because you got called out is silly. =3
You're getting defensive because I actually knew what I was talking about. My argument was solid and the facts were valid. You just can't reply with anything intelligent to refute my statements. Remember: you said "realistic scenario", considering that the threat is part of said scenario, I'm just applying it to them too. Be more specific if you want them to have super powers.

Don't pout too much.

PS: and adding emoticons to the end of every last sentence gives me the impression that you are a 16 year-old girl or a 14 year-old boy