Zombie battle plan

[Spooky_101]

I don't know if I'm the only one
but does anyone else have an emergency zombie apocalypse plan?
Supplies, fortifications, weapons, etc.?

 

[Avatar Roku]

I should show you this, I think. [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zFLtUxncZcU]

EDIT:btw, I go with Grif on this one.

 

[The Rusk]

Right ok you need to learn how to use the search button. Sorry to be rude but there are literally millions of these threads...

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Yep.

Me and my family pack a bag each, only essentials, plenty of chocolate and fizzy drinks, they last a long time and they'd keep us going. Weapon of choice would have to be shovels and so on, oviously guns would hard to come by. We'd all get in the car, and drive out to the country, hold out there for as long as we could.

A lot of people say they would hold themselves up in a supermarket. These people are morons. For one thing, Supermarkets are normally in highly populated areas. Plus, think how many people have this plan. The supermarkets will be packed, or you'll get shot or attacked on site trying to approach it.

 

[anNIALLator]

It depends on whether they are fast or slow. If they're slow I'd try to take them indivually with a machete, if they're fast I'd probably already be dead.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

So your now in a zombie infestation.
What do you do now?
Well first avoid large populations, urban cities, and sewers.
Make sure to plan out each escape, find out if any routes are closed, and do everything you can to remain silent.
Avoid full auto weapons unless its the fast zombie that requires no headshots.
Exercise.
Have a party of 3-10. Anymore might be a bit difficult.

 

[DethFan666]

I don't need a plan I am a Pain Elemental. Me and my demon friends will eat all of your human flesh. Lol just kidding I don't have a plan.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Me and my friend have this all planned out. Wal-Mart. Since it has just about everything you could possible need, food, clothes, guns and ammo, etc. And ours is next to a Home Depot so we can build obstacles or fortifications or whatever we need to. And it's near a Gamestop.

 

[hockeycentre11]

And it's near a Gamestop.

Because We have Other Priorities besides survival.

 

[xitel]

Find a safehouse. Preferably a grocery store. Hole up. At some point, find a radio and start broadcasting. And every so often, when you can, go out to search for ammo, guns, survivors, etc.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

My friends and I already have a plan for an RV caravan. The RVs would be reinforced with sheet metal, and a few of them would be designated to hold certain materials such as gas, food, weapons, etc. From there we simply make our way to wherever we can, perhaps abandoning all and moving to the most remote location in hopes of survival.

 

[DamienHell]

I'm not telling you my zombie plan, what if you live near me and steal it. OR what if zombies retain their memories, THIS IS ALL A ZOMBIE PLOT TO LEARN OUR ANTI-ZOMBIE PLANS SO THEY CAN DEFEAT US! DON'T BE FOOLED!

 

[bodyklok]

Probably hide in the church with my mates the church is a big thing with massive heavy doors the only problem is supplies since I live in a rural area coming by stuff I can eat isn't as easy for you city-0folk though you'll probably die before me so it all evens out. Oh and weapon of choice Crowbar(Red).

 

[jim_doki]

due to my sanity and lack of paranoia i am bitterly underprepared.

 

[Aardvark]

Seeing it as an opportunity for a bit of Darwinism, I'd surround myself with a whole bunch of Zombie Battle Plan-havers and toss them to the zombies when they attack. Then I'll use my rocket-powered jet pants to Junior Birdman my way out of the area.

 

[kommando367]

light one on fire and kick it into the crowd, also use this http://media.photobucket.com/image/rocket%20propelled%20chainsaw/Caedos/Funny/rpcrr2.jpg?o=11
heres the design
http://media.photobucket.com/image/rocket%20propelled%20chainsaw/shewolfyouko/RocketPropelledChainsaw.jpg?o=9

 

[jim_doki]

Seeing it as an opportunity for a bit of Darwinism, I'd surround myself with a whole bunch of Zombie Battle Plan-havers and toss them to the zombies when they attack. Then I'll use my rocket-powered jet pants to Junior Birdman my way out of the area.

a perfect plan aside from two minor details...

 

[I Love Fire]

If I was in a zombie apocalypse I would definatley make a tree house in a fruit tree with lots of honey.......mmmmmm honey. Then i would take the ladder off and laugh at the zombies scratching at the tree. The tree would eventually die or it would fall over.

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

Get all hot women, goto the moon, glass Earth.

 

[DigitalShinigami]

I justify the many hours i spend playing Left 4 Dead as practice for the real zombie apocalypse to make it feel less like procrastination ^_^;;

seriously though i have a friend who has that "Zombie survival guide" book, that in all seriousness, discusses how to survive a zombie attack. whats most hilarious about it is that it's not meant to be funny at all! XD