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"okay now we have holograms this is just getting stupid what`s next plasma cannons, teleporters, giant mechs please stop me if any of these exist" mark commented in disbelief he then focused on the ford.
"so let`s see what we got in here" mark jumped into the back window and started looking for the ignition fuse.
 

Shapsters

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"Good lord man! And I thought I made this thing complicated!" The Bear exclaimed throwing his arms in the air, "And just who is this man!?"
 

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"HE is the one who didn't listen to me when I said there was something wrong with a Serum we were working on. He told me that he would give me 24 hours to fix and then turn around and used the Serum anyways. So, now we have Zombies. If this guy would have waited the Zombies never would have appeared." Garion pulled out his gun and leveled it at the Man's head. "So Mat, how do you want to die."
 

Ramthundar

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"WAIT!" Dave shouted, diving in front of the man. "You can't just kill him! He's a person! And he might have more information on the virus."
 

Shapsters

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"I do concur! With the current state of the human population, killing one in cold blood seems rather... wasteful."
 

shoimi

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"Fine" Garion spin around and kicked the guy in the head knocking him out. "You guys talk to him, If I do I wil kill him." Garion walked over to a truck and starts hot wiring it.
 

Ramthundar

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"So, Mr.Boss, what can you tell us about the zombies?" Dave asked.
Mat gave a strangled gurgling sound.
"Um...alright." Dave mumbled, rubbing his head in thought.
"Why don't we take him back to Garion's place, huh?" Dave asked.

Once the car and truck were both hot-wired, Dave hopped in the car with Mark driving, and Samii sitting in the passenger seat. Garion took the truck with the Bear and Mark in the bed of the truck. They then made their way to Garion's place.

Sorry for the controlling post, but I did this to introduce a new player to our team!
 

Captainguy42

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On the way down the road the groups saw and odd sight, granted this was the apocalypse and odd sights are a dime-a-dozen but this one must have been at least been worth a buck. On the side walk there was a skeleton, not a bony-zombie, a skeleton dressed in fine business suit handing out packets of paper to passing zombies. This was enough to make the drivers pull over and asked "Umm who are you?"
"EXCELLENT question!" The skeleton replied "Please read my resume!" The skeleton handed him a packet of paper that was his resume.

On very clean paper was printed:

RESUME OF: Death AKA The Angel of Death AKA Charon AKA The Shinegami AKA Bob Smith

Previous expeirences:
Working as an agent of Destruction and Mayhem (5000+ years)
Accounting ( three minutes)

Notable Skills:
Toture,
Exicution,
Mass Murder,
Divine Justice,
Raining down fire and brimstone,
Typing (90+ words a minute),

Has excellent references from God, Shiva, various Shinto spirits, and Xenu.

The rest of the resume included excerpts from various divine entities and citing his various exploits.

The Driver looked up from the resume and said " So I take it your the one responsible for all this on the cosmic scale?"

Bob threw back is his head and laughed, "I WISH!"
Death AKA The Angel of Death AKA Charon AKA The Shinegami AKA Bob Smith
Bob has lost his job as the bringer of the end as a result of some bastard from accounting suggesting the Zombie Virus to a human and then stealing Bob's job for his efforts. He is now on earth looking for work. Has excellent references.
 

Ramthundar

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"Sweet! You want to join us, Mr. Smith?" Dave asked, child-like glee in his eyes at meeting a new friend.
 

Captainguy42

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"Indeed!" Bob got into the car and slid in while passing everyone copies of his resume.
He then turned to regard the other passengers and said, "Bob Smith nice to meet you." And the drivers started again, and continued down the road.
 

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"Good lord! And I thought I was the weirdest thing here!" The Bear put out his paw, "Good to meet you old boy, how do you do?"
 

Ramthundar

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"Hey Bear, don't go leaning out of the truck while it's driving!" Dave shouted, making a paper-airplane out of the resume.
 

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When they finally reach Garion's house the first thing they noticed was a huge gate surrounding the estate. Next they saw all the Windows had steel shutters on them and the front door was made from steel as well. there was no way in. then Garion hit a button on the front gate and the Gate and garage door both opened allowing them to enter. "So what do you think?"
 

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"Freaken Sweet!" Dave shouted, sticking his head out of the window to take a better look.
"OMG you have a pool!" Dave cried. He flung the door open and made a bee-line for the wide oval that was near the side of the house.
"Dave, wait! I drained the..." Garion began, but stopped after hearing a loud THUNK coming from the pool.
"Ergh...there's no water in here!" came a the muffled shout. Three more thunks were heard, though they were more squshy. "Only zombies here. Well, there were zombies here." Dave said.
 

Captainguy42

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Bob turned to Garion.
"What a lovely fellow, a couple of months ago I probably would've been trying to get him a Darwin Award, *sigh*, if you don't mind me asking what are we doing in this place?"
 

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Samii walked over to the side of the pool looking down at Dave. "I would help you but I feel if I do you wouldn't have learned anything." Samii exclaimed to Dave sarcastically.
 

shoimi

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"It's my house." Garion started shaking his head as he put the vehicles in the garage. "Come on in, I will show you around." Garion opened the front door. It was a 6 inch thick steel door.

Inside he showed them around the huge house. "Just one thing, don't go into the Basement without my permission. It's my lab. And someone make sure Dave is reminded. Charlie, Bear, I would like you to come with me tonight though. I need to run some tests."

"Other then that, feel free to do what you want. I have 30 rooms and 10 baths. As long as you close the doors and windows at night Zombies can't get in."
 

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"sweet wonder what kind of reception you get round here anyway" mark commented looking for a T.V he found one mounted onto a wall a plasma screen mark flicked it on with the remote he found on the coffee table. he got nothing but static he started to flip through channels and was only able to pick up one station: the cartoon channel mark decided to watch being the only channel and all his favorite show from childhood was on too: rammy the happy ram. "man I loved watching this" mark smiled as he continued watching.
 

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Garion walked over to the Closet in front of the door to the garage and walked in. Inside weapons lined the walls. putting his weapons away he turned to the others, who were staring at all the guns and other weapons. "What, I was part of the Military. I also am a weapons collector, just about any thing you what I got."
 

Captainguy42

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"Oh man guns... I remember when we came up with these, good times!" Bob walked over grabbed a shotgun and felt it for it's weight, " It all goes back to when me and a few geeks from R&D were throwing around ideas for ways you could have humans kill each other, one them suggested gun-powder in a tube and we rolled with it. Next day I go to earth suggest it to some alchemist in his sleep, and now you have guns. Anyhoo, so I'd still like to know, who was that guy you had tied up in the truck?"