Zombies, what is your human plan!

[conflictofinterests]

Consider taking a pointer from Minecraft Creepers for the benefit of my infected brethren and try to make valuable safehouses explode through any means necessary.

 

[WanderingFool]

Avoid cold climates...

 

[Luke5515]

Target clinches such as women, the already injured, the funny guy, and the black guy. After these ones go, I think I might just wait out the rest. Protagonists always seem to have all the luck.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My goal is to lurk inside Toilet stalls, waiting for the careless human who enters unarmed and needing relief.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I'd pretend to be one of them and help them out and then when they fall asleep that is when I'll strike.

 

[JMan]

I actually have a book called "So Now You're a Zombie" that tells you exactly what to do as a zombie. I will be the most prepared zombie of all.

 

[Dusquad]

Just, ya know, trap them in a mall with plenty of food and water and guns... wait a minute

 

[Jodah]

Beat the stupid humans to the gun shop! They will never expect a zombie that is armed to the teeth...especially if said zombie lacks teeth to begin with!

 

[nickyv917]

I don't think there would be much of a "plan". In the words of Yathzee, "Humans tasty, let's eat them all, yum, yum."

 

[FalloutJack]

do what robot chicken did

What DID Robot Chicken do?

 

[Timedraven 117]

Sounds like someone has been playing Stubbs the Zombie

Wait.. im not the only person on the planet to have played that, right?

no no you arent

 

[Nieroshai]

Brains brains, brains, brains BRAINS!

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrraiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnsssssssssssssss!

Translation: Zombies are not intelligent! They don't make plans!

Correction:
Flesh flesh, flesh, flesh FLESH!!

Fllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I can neither smell brains nor get that frustratingly tough skull open. I just want to chew on human-shaped things!

 

[Nexoram]

Sounds like someone has been playing Stubbs the Zombie

Wait.. Im not the only person on the planet to have played that, right?

Yeah I've played that before on my friend's XBox. But I'd rather be someone from Left 4 Dead! Maybe a Hunter or a Smoker or a TANNNNK!

 

[Twilight_guy]

Go sink into a swamp and lie in wait. Nobody every bothers me and if some idiot comes tramping along you just jump out and nom his head off while he cowers from the muddy. Now I have to go sow a limb back on, excuse me... BRAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSSS... *shuffles off*

 

[ninetails593]

The plan is very delicate, you see, it goes like this: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

 

[Corkydog]

Following the I Am Legend thingie, which isn't zombies per se...but still.

Lure the last survivor out in the open with promises of peace treaties and showing our human side, then POUNCE.

 

[Daveeo]

I´ll do exactly as i did in stubbs the zombie

 

[GreyKnight3445]

i was thinking about finding some in a mall and just mass outside it, ya know, mix it up a little.

 

[RandomWords]

Me walk over to human, me eat human. It foolproof.