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Pour one out for this rich man's Range Rover 😔

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^^Therein lies the problem of not writing out the "and how to get away with it" part of the essay. Classic rookie mistake.
 

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^^Therein lies the problem of not writing out the "and how to get away with it" part of the essay. Classic rookie mistake.
I dunno, there's some awesome publicity there if it's spun right.
 

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It's called 'The Serious Succubus Hiragi-San'.


It's amazing how much of the topics it's able to talk about while still being PG and it's very funny.
 
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Specter Von Baren

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Mister Mumbler

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^^Therein lies the problem of not writing out the "and how to get away with it" part of the essay. Classic rookie mistake.
Also forgot to wait until after going to trial and being found not guilty too.
 
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Chimpzy

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Musk once compared himself to Dr Manhattan from Watchmen.

Tho other than liking Mars and showing everyone his penis, I don't see any resemblance.

If you're wondering why I like dunking on Musk so much, it's because he makes it so fun and easy.
 
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EvilRoy

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I have learned of the Salton Sea. The result of a disaster in California where a canal burst and dumped water into a desert basin. Over time the lake developed into a saltwater sea due to runoff from nearby farms carrying fertilizer and all sorts of other fun crud. Between drought settling in and everyone getting way more careful with water the sea started to dry up, and combined with the high salt content and toxic contamination from the runoff and the sea basically turned into a toxic cesspool. Mass fish and bird die-offs are apparently semi-regular, and only a few species can survive there anymore anyway as it is now about 25% saltier than the ocean, and getting 3% saltier per year.

But that's not why I'm here. Why I'm here is the reviews:

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I legitimately believe these reviews are in earnest. Just the way they talk about what they saw and then try to throw a positive spin on it. There are a million of these.
 

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I have learned of the Salton Sea. The result of a disaster in California where a canal burst and dumped water into a desert basin. Over time the lake developed into a saltwater sea due to runoff from nearby farms carrying fertilizer and all sorts of other fun crud. Between drought settling in and everyone getting way more careful with water the sea started to dry up, and combined with the high salt content and toxic contamination from the runoff and the sea basically turned into a toxic cesspool. Mass fish and bird die-offs are apparently semi-regular, and only a few species can survive there anymore anyway as it is now about 25% saltier than the ocean, and getting 3% saltier per year.

But that's not why I'm here. Why I'm here is the reviews:

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I legitimately believe these reviews are in earnest. Just the way they talk about what they saw and then try to throw a positive spin on it. There are a million of these.
I love how someone found the upside in the "scent of death and decay." That's an optimist if ever there was one. Being a cynic is actually entertaining sometimes.
 
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