The “WTF?!” Thread

[Chimpzy]

I have so many thoughts. Explosive diarrhea. Fire in the hole! The trick is going off before the bomb does. Also, is this why they're called Boomers?

Hospital evacuated after man shows up with WW1 shell stuck in his rectum

An 88-year-old Frenchman caused a panic after arriving at a hospital with a World War One artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

www.lbc.co.uk

 

[Thaluikhain]

I have so many thoughts. Explosive diarrhea. Fire in the hole! The trick is going off before the bomb does. Also, is this why they're called Boomers?

Hospital evacuated after man shows up with WW1 shell stuck in his rectum

An 88-year-old Frenchman caused a panic after arriving at a hospital with a World War One artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

www.lbc.co.uk

This happens surprisingly often. And, although artillery shells aren't designed as sex toys (you want a a flared base to stop it getting stuck, everyone knows that), wonder how many people are able to use them "safely" and not end up in hospital.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

This happens surprisingly often. And, although artillery shells aren't designed as sex toys (you want a a flared base to stop it getting stuck, everyone knows that), wonder how many people are able to use them "safely" and not end up in hospital.

I refer you to one of my posts in the Out of Context Quotes thread:

"After a couple of years working ER you stop finding humour in people having weird stuff wedged in their arses, and that's the real tragedy."

If people are ever curious about the range of objects people have managed to get stuck inside them, start drinking with nurses that a few years experience in ERs. They have stories... many, many stories.

 

[Specter Von Baren]

I refer you to one of my posts in the Out of Context Quotes thread:


If people are ever curious about the range of objects people have managed to get stuck inside them, start drinking with nurses that a few years experience in ERs. They have stories... many, many stories.

I have a brother-in-law who's an ER nurse. I'll ask him next time I see him.

 

[Gordon_4]

Movie Studios Can Now be Sued for Deceptive Trailers - IGN

A district judge ruled on Tuesday that movie studios can be sued under false advertising laws if they release deceptive movie trailers.

www.ign.com

This is quite possibly the most asinine thing I have ever read.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Movie Studios Can Now be Sued for Deceptive Trailers - IGN

A district judge ruled on Tuesday that movie studios can be sued under false advertising laws if they release deceptive movie trailers.

www.ign.com

This is quite possibly the most asinine thing I have ever read.

So, I can sue any movie if the trailers make it look better than it turns out to be? Interesting.

 

[BrawlMan]

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[Specter Von Baren]

I want off of this timeline and I want off NOW!

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

I mean, that's obviously not AI art, the hands aren't fucked up

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

The cool thing is, kinetic sand is a thing now. It’s actually both figuratively and literally cool too.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

So here's a personal one: I work from home, and today while I was working, my doorbell rang. At the door I found a woman who appeared to be in her 60s, who immediately set a foot on the doorstep as if she was going to just walk right in. The following conversation ensued:

"Aren't you going to let me in?"
"No, I don't know who you are."
"Don't you trust me?"
"No, I don't know who you are, I don't trust you."
"Don't you remember my profile on (something mumbled)?"
"No, I don't know who you are."
"Do you want sex? The best you've ever got?"
"No, I don't think I want that right now, sorry. Goodbye." (closes door)

A friend of mine with whom I shared this occurrence figured that she probably had the wrong address- which makes sense, because there's one of my neighbors who I could see totally jumping on that offer.

 

[Xprimentyl]

So here's a personal one: I work from home, and today while I was working, my doorbell rang. At the door I found a woman who appeared to be in her 60s, who immediately set a foot on the doorstep as if she was going to just walk right in. The following conversation ensued:

"Aren't you going to let me in?"
"No, I don't know who you are."
"Don't you trust me?"
"No, I don't know who you are, I don't trust you."
"Don't you remember my profile on (something mumbled)?"
"No, I don't know who you are."
"Do you want sex? The best you've ever got?"
"No, I don't think I want that right now, sorry. Goodbye." (closes door)

A friend of mine with whom I shared this occurrence figured that she probably had the wrong address- which makes sense, because there's one of my neighbors who I could see totally jumping on that offer.

Mm-hmm, "a neighbor." What, her profile pic was dishonest? Kinky devil...

 

[Specter Von Baren]

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I have a brother-in-law who's an ER nurse. I'll ask him next time I see him.

I have a sis in law who’s one too. Will report back later at some point after I next see her but yeah, this is only something I’d ask in person.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

So here's a personal one: I work from home, and today while I was working, my doorbell rang. At the door I found a woman who appeared to be in her 60s, who immediately set a foot on the doorstep as if she was going to just walk right in. The following conversation ensued:

"Aren't you going to let me in?"
"No, I don't know who you are."
"Don't you trust me?"
"No, I don't know who you are, I don't trust you."
"Don't you remember my profile on (something mumbled)?"
"No, I don't know who you are."
"Do you want sex? The best you've ever got?"
"No, I don't think I want that right now, sorry. Goodbye." (closes door)

A friend of mine with whom I shared this occurrence figured that she probably had the wrong address- which makes sense, because there's one of my neighbors who I could see totally jumping on that offer.

Idk why my mind was fixed on her being a delivery person. Well, I guess she was delivering (or at least attempting to deliver) sex. Wolf was not hungry for that aged beef though!

 

[Specter Von Baren]

 

[Gordon_4]

He says as if he’s the first person to have this very (stupid) idea.

 

[Specter Von Baren]

I hate modern art. Why was THIS the design they chose? It looks like something from Silent Hill.

 

[Chimpzy]

Yes, that is stupidity. Not sure whether its the bottom or top of it.