The “WTF?!” Thread

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I have so many thoughts. Explosive diarrhea. Fire in the hole! The trick is going off before the bomb does. Also, is this why they're called Boomers?
This happens surprisingly often. And, although artillery shells aren't designed as sex toys (you want a a flared base to stop it getting stuck, everyone knows that), wonder how many people are able to use them "safely" and not end up in hospital.
 

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This happens surprisingly often. And, although artillery shells aren't designed as sex toys (you want a a flared base to stop it getting stuck, everyone knows that), wonder how many people are able to use them "safely" and not end up in hospital.
I refer you to one of my posts in the Out of Context Quotes thread:
"After a couple of years working ER you stop finding humour in people having weird stuff wedged in their arses, and that's the real tragedy."
If people are ever curious about the range of objects people have managed to get stuck inside them, start drinking with nurses that a few years experience in ERs. They have stories... many, many stories.
 
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I refer you to one of my posts in the Out of Context Quotes thread:


If people are ever curious about the range of objects people have managed to get stuck inside them, start drinking with nurses that a few years experience in ERs. They have stories... many, many stories.
I have a brother-in-law who's an ER nurse. I'll ask him next time I see him.
 

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The cool thing is, kinetic sand is a thing now. It’s actually both figuratively and literally cool too.
 
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So here's a personal one: I work from home, and today while I was working, my doorbell rang. At the door I found a woman who appeared to be in her 60s, who immediately set a foot on the doorstep as if she was going to just walk right in. The following conversation ensued:

"Aren't you going to let me in?"
"No, I don't know who you are."
"Don't you trust me?"
"No, I don't know who you are, I don't trust you."
"Don't you remember my profile on (something mumbled)?"
"No, I don't know who you are."
"Do you want sex? The best you've ever got?"
"No, I don't think I want that right now, sorry. Goodbye." (closes door)

A friend of mine with whom I shared this occurrence figured that she probably had the wrong address- which makes sense, because there's one of my neighbors who I could see totally jumping on that offer.
 

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So here's a personal one: I work from home, and today while I was working, my doorbell rang. At the door I found a woman who appeared to be in her 60s, who immediately set a foot on the doorstep as if she was going to just walk right in. The following conversation ensued:

"Aren't you going to let me in?"
"No, I don't know who you are."
"Don't you trust me?"
"No, I don't know who you are, I don't trust you."
"Don't you remember my profile on (something mumbled)?"
"No, I don't know who you are."
"Do you want sex? The best you've ever got?"
"No, I don't think I want that right now, sorry. Goodbye." (closes door)

A friend of mine with whom I shared this occurrence figured that she probably had the wrong address- which makes sense, because there's one of my neighbors who I could see totally jumping on that offer.
Mm-hmm, "a neighbor." What, her profile pic was dishonest? Kinky devil...

 

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So here's a personal one: I work from home, and today while I was working, my doorbell rang. At the door I found a woman who appeared to be in her 60s, who immediately set a foot on the doorstep as if she was going to just walk right in. The following conversation ensued:

"Aren't you going to let me in?"
"No, I don't know who you are."
"Don't you trust me?"
"No, I don't know who you are, I don't trust you."
"Don't you remember my profile on (something mumbled)?"
"No, I don't know who you are."
"Do you want sex? The best you've ever got?"
"No, I don't think I want that right now, sorry. Goodbye." (closes door)

A friend of mine with whom I shared this occurrence figured that she probably had the wrong address- which makes sense, because there's one of my neighbors who I could see totally jumping on that offer.
Idk why my mind was fixed on her being a delivery person. Well, I guess she was delivering (or at least attempting to deliver) sex. Wolf was not hungry for that aged beef though!
 

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Yes, that is stupidity. Not sure whether its the bottom or top of it.

 
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