Out of Context Quotes

[RhombusHatesYou]

"Getting there is half the fun... the other half is leaving. I fucken hate the place."

 

[Chimpzy]

"Even lions fear ghost donkeys"

 

[Absent]

"You really should remove that gruesome thing. You know He doesn't like those."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Oh, son of a *****. I'm in Doctor Juicy Coochie's tank."

 

[Gordon_4]

"The most surefire way to make an inaccurate war movie is to have everyone do things the right way."

 

[BrawlMan]

"Every freek'n night and every freek'n day! I wanna freek you, baby, in every freek'n way!"

 

[Xprimentyl]

Bears can smell Wi-Fi.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I will fucking fight a goldfish to prove I'm smarter if I have to."

 

[Absent]

"Are you saying that 15 year old girls (probably 35) pretending to be old men with a thing for sucking horse dicks aren't something you're into ?"

 

[Gordon_4]

“Buckle up, Bucket sluts”

 

[Meximagician]

"I broke a nail.. and my hair is ruined! I mean, can you believe it?! This one cost me fifty doll--" * single gunshot, roll credits *

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"He's inside him like a warm cheese kitten!"

 

[Gordon_4]

"It's not gay when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle, there's some leeway"

 

[Chimpzy]

"Women are my favorite guy"

 

[BrawlMan]

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[Drathnoxis]

I know it's against the spirit of the thread, but I really feel like I need context for these:

"Are you saying that 15 year old girls (probably 35) pretending to be old men with a thing for sucking horse dicks aren't something you're into ?"

"He's inside him like a warm cheese kitten!"

Especially this. What is a cheese kitten?!

 

[bunniesandrainbows]

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."

 

[Thaluikhain]

I know it's against the spirit of the thread, but I really feel like I need context for these:

I was curious about the first as well, but then saw in another thread that it was a quote from a user, but now I've forgotten the thread and exact context.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I know it's against the spirit of the thread, but I really feel like I need context for these:


Especially this. What is a cheese kitten?!

The problem is that the context doesn't even remotely help.

 

[Absent]

"You think I'd be caught dead driving that thing ? Looks like a school bus for six years old pimps."