Out of Context Quotes

[The Rogue Wolf]

"By the way, that's gonna be my new band name, is Double Tap Monkey Scare."

 

[Drathnoxis]

" 'She likes cloth', that's a good band name."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I mean, what's the worst that could happen, if I loaded all five of these railgun shells with methamphetamines?"

 

[Gordon_4]

"Carbon based life-forms imply the existence of carbon cringe life-forms"

 

[Thaluikhain]

Private life with my remaining apes is the weirdest shit.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"He's missing his ass-chunk."

 

[Zykon TheLich]

"Carbon based life-forms imply the existence of carbon cringe life-forms"

Got to say, I think the carbon cringe lifeforms are us.

 

[Chimpzy]

"You have to huff the protein farts for maximum protein intake."

 

[Thaluikhain]

Just thinking of it, I feel like I need a monkey.

Coming just after Chimpzy's quote gives it a new meaning.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I'm not trying to grope you; I'm trying to punch you!"

 

[BrawlMan]

"Mortal Kombat is not about death..., but life."

I thought the line was bullshit as a kid, but around my late teens, I understood. Granted, the movie was retroactively right. Do you know how many people buy these games nowadays.

 

[Xprimentyl]

"I've thought about time travel. If I went back in time knowing everything I know now, I don't think I would make a difference."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"The planet is 70% water and none of it is carbonated. This proves that the Earth is flat."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Is it, like, a tongue-to-toad ratio?"

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Grandpa accedes to your request. It approaches the bars and begins to unknit its skin."

 

[Chimpzy]

His beautiful dark hair glistens and smells just like tacos

 

[Chimpzy]

The Moon used to be made of cheese but then evolution turned it into rock.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Fuck, he's on a quest to be less funny than Stephen Fry.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"You know, I think Illuminati's a state of mind."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"Fuck this, those sheep are creeping me the fuck out."

"If anyone asks, this all started as a thought experiment."

"I'm not the only person in my family who has punched a dolphin."