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oh god that would be hilarious. not sure how the mechanics of it would work, but it would be fun as hell to roleplay that. you should have it be you and another player both control the 2 kobolds, and whenever there is an action "In-coat" you both roll a dice to see who gets to actually control the action that turn.
I think an easier way of doing it would be to give it like normal human stats but with higher dex and low charisma since he just seems off putting to those that don't know the weird guy is two kobolds. Would be fun to roleplay them arguing in situations though and I would have to think of how to do combat where they separated since at one point he would have to be cut in half to allow both of them to fight. Just make the rest of the party too uncomfortable with what happened to ask about it after.
 

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I think an easier way of doing it would be to give it like normal human stats but with higher dex and low charisma since he just seems off putting to those that don't know the weird guy is two kobolds. Would be fun to roleplay them arguing in situations though and I would have to think of how to do combat where they separated since at one point he would have to be cut in half to allow both of them to fight. Just make the rest of the party too uncomfortable with what happened to ask about it after.
Maybe have a backup sheet for the other kobold's stats, and have another player, or the GM perhaps, agree ahead of time to play Kobold 2 if there is a split situation. Probably better for another player to do it, the GM already has enough on his plate.
 

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Maybe have a backup sheet for the other kobold's stats, and have another player, or the GM perhaps, agree ahead of time to play Kobold 2 if there is a split situation. Probably better for another player to do it, the GM already has enough on his plate.
Either way it would be fun, do kobolds have established voices or way they speak? For some reason in my head I keep thinking of them talking like Skaven from warhammer.
But cuter.
 

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Either way it would be fun, do kobolds have established voices or way they speak? For some reason in my head I keep thinking of them talking like Skaven from warhammer.
But cuter.
They are usually given the kind of stereotypical "squeaky, broken english" voice that is sort of used for any of the little "evil races" goblins, kobolds, etc. I mean it varies from creator of course, but from what I've seen, think like Gollum's voice, or the skaven example, with varying degrees of levity worked into the voice. But no there isn't any "official" voice type that I've ever seen, just sort of an unspoken agreement on a general style of voice for them.

I'm usually hearing them in audiobooks, which don't go too heavily into audio manipulation, so it usually just boils down to "high pitched voice, kind of like Gollum, but also a bit different"
 

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They are usually given the kind of stereotypical "squeaky, broken english" voice that is sort of used for any of the little "evil races" goblins, kobolds, etc. I mean it varies from creator of course, but from what I've seen, think like Gollum's voice, or the skaven example, with varying degrees of levity worked into the voice. But no there isn't any "official" voice type that I've ever seen, just sort of an unspoken agreement on a general style of voice for them.

I'm usually hearing them in audiobooks, which don't go too heavily into audio manipulation, so it usually just boils down to "high pitched voice, kind of like Gollum, but also a bit different"
Either way, need more kobolds.
 

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Does anyone ever wonder if we've passed each other during a vacation or a business trip somewhere and we'll never know if it actually happened?

If any of you ever been to JFK airport or LaGuardia, you and I could have even stood in the same line.
 

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Does anyone ever wonder if we've passed each other during a vacation or a business trip somewhere and we'll never know if it actually happened?

If any of you ever been to JFK airport or LaGuardia, you and I could have even stood in the same line.
I knew a guy from high school who moved halfway across the country, and one holiday season he and another friend from highschool who didn't move away happened to be on the same plane flight. I saw my former karate sensei at an airport security line 8 years after I'd started college and quit going to his dojo (didn't go say hi, with that many years and how I didn't want to re-introduce myself with all the weight I'd gained). The world, when funneled through the few hundred major airports, is awfully small (internet says there's 1,200 international airports, but an international airport is just any with a customs station; I'd put the number of airports that handle the majority of mass air traffic at a few hundred or less).
 

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.... why are you posting ara ara stuff in public?

Big oof.
It's how weebs procreate, by memetically spreading porn. Whilst this one is limited by this site's SFW policy, he's trying his best, you ethnophobic bigot.
 
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.... why are you posting ara ara stuff in public?

Big oof.
It's how weebs procreate, by memetically spreading porn. Whilst this one is limited by this site's SFW policy, he's trying his best, you ethnophobic bigot.
Oh you poor sweet innocent boys. *holds you to his chest* I must protect you both from the internet, you are too pure for this world.
 

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imagine someone who gets offended by emotes, but then posts paedo content
Shhhhhh shhh shhhh. Its ok my boy. *holds you close* Find comfort in my bosom.
 
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...Image 2 is a goblin? l'd have figured her for an elf :/
She is supposed to be a goblin princess. I have seen a few that look like elves, many of them just look like they turned an elf green.
 

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I knew a guy from high school who moved halfway across the country, and one holiday season he and another friend from highschool who didn't move away happened to be on the same plane flight. I saw my former karate sensei at an airport security line 8 years after I'd started college and quit going to his dojo (didn't go say hi, with that many years and how I didn't want to re-introduce myself with all the weight I'd gained). The world, when funneled through the few hundred major airports, is awfully small (internet says there's 1,200 international airports, but an international airport is just any with a customs station; I'd put the number of airports that handle the majority of mass air traffic at a few hundred or less).
Yea.. I was hiking and camping in the mountains 2 states away in the middle of the woods, like not supposed to see humans for miles,as it was the off season and the park was practically empty. I decided to set up camp near one of those public showers in the woods in national forest parks, so I could have a nice shower in the morning.. 5:30 am in the middle of the woods and expecting to see no one, no one was seen anywhere near the showers when I walked up. I take a nice shower and when I am stepping out, I run into my friends MOM, in between me and my clothes. The same Mom who ran us out of her house when I was 15 while we had skipped school and had a party in her house and she came home from work early to find us playing her piano. Her son had taken the car to go get gas so he was not in there when she came in. She told us " I don't know who you all are or how ya'll got in here but you have 10 seconds to get out before I call the cops." Sooo we took off walking down the road and met up with her son bringing the car back and wind up going to someone else's house. Of course his mom recognized me and started ranting about the mess a couple of the guys made in her kitchen that day so I am sitting there in a towel at 5:30 in the morning in the middle of the woods having a Mom yell at me for something that happened like 5 years earlier. It was insane. It really is a small world...

It is ironic though that this memory of my freakish shower incident was appropriate in the "Shower thoughts Thread".
 
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OT: Given how many stealth games I've played, I've probably spent like a year of my actual life, staring at people's butts. Either my protagonist in a 3rd person, crouching position as they move around, or at the people I'm sneaking up on to give surprise butt sex to.
 

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Are Vore fetishists just really turned on by the idea of rubbing up against lots of oily/slick flesh from head to toe? If so, maybe they'd enjoy like, being in the middle of a BBW/M oil orgy, and just let everyone all slide all over them in the middle while they spank it? They can pretend their in someone's throat or something.
 

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Are Vore fetishists just really turned on by the idea of rubbing up against lots of oily/slick flesh from head to toe? If so, maybe they'd enjoy like, being in the middle of a BBW/M oil orgy, and just let everyone all slide all over them in the middle while they spank it? They can pretend their in someone's throat or something.
Oh man, thats probably one of my most hated things to stumble upon on line. Gore tends to be labled as such and thus I don't see it but vore, ugh, fuck that shit. I mean I suppose I can understand being fully enveloped by something but being eaten... Stomachs have acid, I can't imagine that is a pleasant way to go, I mean I know that part of it tends to be excluded but still, ugh.