Matt Gaetz accused of sex trafficking a minor, immediately throws Tucker Carlson under bus.

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...they're republicans?
And the institutions that enforce the laws, ie police, DAs and Judges are historically conservative and Republican. And laws are only as powerful as the people who enforce them, and Republicans don't rat on other Republicans, they'd rather go after Democrats and minorities.
 

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Libertarian in sex-pest shocker.

Tune in for more fully expected turns of events as we get them, Tom.
Americans dont know what the word Libertarian even means. They just put it on as a cape without actually following any of the principles
 

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It's almost like all the crazy shit Alex Jones has been saying for years has been true this whole time. When are they gonna reveal the space aliens?
 

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I mean, it's half right. Accuse others of what you're doing and all that. The pizza gate is coming from inside the house
Yeah Alex Jones and that Jeff Rogan guy are Goop for conservative dudes, and like Goop are mindless pseudo-intellectual scams that are usually the exact thing they're trying to sell to save you from.
Gwyneth Paltrow wants to save the world with her weird vagina candles, turns out they're bad for the environment from slave shops.
Alex Jones and Jeff Rogan claim fake news is trying to change the way people view the world, and they lie constantly about what's going on to change people's views.
Matt Gaetz wants to take down politicians involved in child sex trafficking, and goes around taking children as his own and has high school traveling buddies.

Next you're gonna hear Churches are actually amoral greedy tax havens for perverts and sinners, that Hollywood celebs who fight for minimum wage increases use sweat shops to make their tacky clothing brands, and that Wall-Street investment firms that thing Reddit is engaged in market manipulation in-fact manipulate the markets themselves.
 

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HER WHAT!?
Oh yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop was selling like this female empowerment/meditation candle that claimed it smelled like her vagina, for like $70 or some absurd price like that. No idea if it actually did, but they claimed it did and sold it, and claimed it was some sort of statement about, I dunno, Big Lavender and Cedar Wood or something. She's just another wellness scam artist.
 
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Oh yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop was selling like this female empowerment/meditation candle that claimed it smelled like her vagina, for like $70 or some absurd price like that. No idea if it actually did, but they claimed it did and sold it, and claimed it was some sort of statement about, I dunno, Big Lavender and Cedar Wood or something. She's just another wellness scam artist.
If her vagina has a scent then she needs a doctor. Last time I checked, poon aint supposed to really have a smell unless something is fucked up.
 

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If her vagina has a scent then she needs a doctor. Last time I checked, poon aint supposed to really have a smell unless something is fucked up.
I mean its probably an infection from the rock eggs, and "balancing" herb pearls she sells and claims she shoves up there regularly to rebalance her chakras or some such nonsense. Like I said she's just a wellness guru scam artist.
 
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So what's Qanon's take on this? They were so very concerned about the children after all.