Matt Gaetz accused of sex trafficking a minor, immediately throws Tucker Carlson under bus.

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My prediction: Something something false flag, something something global liberal cabal, something something Trump will save the children.
Well the go-to for most of them when one of Trump's supporters goes down in flames, blamed for the very crimes they cry Democrats commit, is that they're planted Democratic operatives made to make Trump and his supporters look bad. Like the insurrection in the Capital? Yeah that was Antifa. And Sidney Powell is a secret Democrat. And the Georgian Republicans who refused to falsify the election? Yup, Democrats.

Won't be long before QAnon claims Matt Gaetz, of PizzaGaetz fame now, is secretly a Democrat meant to sabotage Trump and that he was actively working against Trump during the Election.
 

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If her vagina has a scent then she needs a doctor. Last time I checked, poon aint supposed to really have a smell unless something is fucked up.
No a gynecologist, but pretty sure that's not correct, vaginas are supposed to have a scent, and people cleaning theirs excessively because they are suppose to not is apparently a health concern.

But, yeah, IIRC, Gwyneth Paltrow sued a real doctor because they sade that sticking bits of jade up your vagina is harmful and doesn't have any health benefits.

But the really weird thing was the product for steam cleaning vaginas. Which sounds like something of a really tasteless slasher film.
 
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And yes, turns out Matt Gaetz, of PizzaGaetz fame, was the only member of the House to vote against a 2017 child sex trafficking bill, I guess on the principle it was spoil his weekend.
 

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But the really weird thing was the product for steam cleaning vaginas. Which sounds like something of a really tasteless slasher film.
A film like Teeth, maybe (which I haven't seen).

Just read the summary, glad I haven't seen it.
 

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A film like Teeth, maybe (which I haven't seen).

Just read the summary, glad I haven't seen it.
Eh, a lot of the people worried about having vaginal sex with women with teeth in their vaginas probably are fine with having oral sex with woman with teeth in their mouths.
 

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Back when it first broke 4Chan had it all "figured out" with various toppings mentioned in the e-mails meaning different kinds of kinks or sex acts. Probably said more about the perverts on 4Chan the the people sending the mails though.
I mean when I order a pizza with black olives and extra pepperoni, what I'm really hoping for is a 13 year old Taiwanese sex slave. I mean what kind of perverts actually order pizza from a pizza place?!

Is it just me or does this whole QAnon/Pizzagate sound like one of 4chan's greatest trolls: Like lets take an email about getting some pizzas for the team and try to think of the worst possible thing it could be code for. And lets take some Celebrities and claim they're involved in the some of the worst crimes in history. Who do people like? Tom Hanks! And what's a horrible crime? Child rape? Eh, we can go worse. Cannibalisms? That's better. Ritual child cannibalism? Now we're cooking with gas, like Ton Hanks right? Ritual child cannibalism with bloodletting, 'cause its sorta Jewish when you think about it, Kosher and all...And they drink the blood! Yeah yeah, they drink the blood! Because it um...has magic properties and prolongs life!
Oh god that's fantastic! Tom Hanks engages in ritual child cannibalism, and drinks the magical blood of children to prolong his life. You'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to believe a story like that. What's that? The President just reTweeted it? Oh this is gonna be good...
 
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Eh, a lot of the people worried about having vaginal sex with women with teeth in their vaginas probably are fine with having oral sex with woman with teeth in their mouths.
I think the issue is the vag isn't a place where teeth SHOULD BE, so it's offputting. Though personally I think anyone with that irrational fear, is probably so phobic, that they are just afraid of sex in general. If your brain genuinely makes you stop the idea of having sexy times with a lady because it's screaming 'IT MIGHT HAVE TEETH!! PULL OUT!! " you're brain is already sending you all kinds of crazy signals above and beyond that one detail.
 

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I mean when I order a pizza with black olives and extra pepperoni, what I'm really hoping for is a 13 year old Taiwanese sex slave. I mean what kind of perverts actually order pizza from a pizza place?!

Is it just me or does this whole QAnon/Pizzagate sound like one of 4chan's greatest trolls: Like lets take an email about getting some pizzas for the team and try to think of the worst possible thing it could be code for. And lets take some Celebrities and claim they're involved in the some of the worst crimes in history. Who do people like? Tom Hanks! And what's a horrible crime? Child rape? Eh, we can go worse. Cannibalisms? That's better. Ritual child cannibalism? Now we're cooking with gas, like Ton Hanks right? Ritual child cannibalism with bloodletting, 'cause its sorta Jewish when you think about it, Kosher and all...And they drink the blood! Yeah yeah, they drink the blood! Because it um...has magic properties and prolongs life!
Oh god that's fantastic! Tom Hanks engages in ritual child cannibalism, and drinks the magical blood of children to prolong his life. You'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to believe a story like that. What's that? The President just reTweeted it? Oh this is gonna be good...
And it's shit like that, as to why I don't find it funny to laugh at conspiracy theories, and the people who believe them. Because it's painfully apparent that it's an effective way to sway a terrifying number of people, to believe utter bullshit. And then idiots like that, proceed to do something like storm the capitol, and get people KILLED. Shitbags on a website get a few minutes of self-gratification, but we get stuck with years worth of idiots, mobilized and taking real world action based on that bullshit.
 

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And it's shit like that, as to why I don't find it funny to laugh at conspiracy theories, and the people who believe them. Because it's painfully apparent that it's an effective way to sway a terrifying number of people, to believe utter bullshit. And then idiots like that, proceed to do something like storm the capitol, and get people KILLED. Shitbags on a website get a few minutes of self-gratification, but we get stuck with years worth of idiots, mobilized and taking real world action based on that bullshit.
Yeah, I guess its all fun and games until it becomes a platform policy of a national party and people start taking up arms and killing.
 
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Yeah, I guess its all fun and games until it becomes a platform policy of a national party and people start taking up arms and killing.
Yes, exactly. We've already got enough movements founded on fictional shit that nobody can verify, that have cause countless harm over the years, we don't need more that are created by people who can be summed up by that Leonard DiCaprio Django face meme, as to why they did it.
 

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Yes, exactly. We've already got enough movements founded on fictional shit that nobody can verify, that have cause countless harm over the years, we don't need more that are created by people who can be summed up by that Leonard DiCaprio Django face meme, as to why they did it.
God remember the days when Anon and 4chan would pool their collective "brains" to like hunt down pedos and animal abusers and spam police stations with the offenders info? I remember shit like a youtuber posting a video of them microwaving kittens and within like 20mins Anon had found their identity and location and forwarded it to the police.
Now its all about falsifying evidence against random people for the lulz.
 

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Eh, a lot of the people worried about having vaginal sex with women with teeth in their vaginas probably are fine with having oral sex with woman with teeth in their mouths.
It concerns me that there could be a lot of people in the former group.
 

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Is it just me or does the right wing defense of Gaetz seem a little half-hearted?