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    Books You Want Horribly Destroyed.

    as a devout atheist, I'm tempted to say the bible, but as someone who's actually studied the bible, I'd let it stay. It's not what the bible says that causes people to do all this insane shit in the world, it's what other people SAY the bible says that is inspiring them to these atrocities. The...
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    Strangest threat ever

    I will occasionally threaten to drown someone in boiling electrified urine, or exclaim that "you can eat a bag of dicks and die in a fire!"
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    Do you believe money cannot buy happiness?

    based on the commutative property of currency exchange, and the established fact that happiness cannot in turn be sold for money, no, I do not believe that money can buy happiness. It can, however, buy a yacht.
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    Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

    "Construct additional pylons"
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    If you were your Escapist Avatar...

    I'd need a bun to bite, benny lava.
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    Origin of your username.

    I once caught an episode of some sketch comedy show that featured a doctor shouting "I need 300ccs of MEDICINE, STAT!" And since I'm in the medical field, it's particularly funny to me. I used to say the same line to nurses at the hospital I worked in. "Doctor _____ asked me to tell you that the...
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    Disney buys out Marvel

    It's only a matter of time before we have "The Uncanny X-Men On Ice" and everybody pukes.
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    Have you ever felt bad about killing a npc?

    The scene in Far Cry 2 in which your friends, even the ones you thought were dead, all come back, double cross you, and try to kill you. I have to admit, that game tugged at some feelings along the way, and since I was low on ammo by that point I wound up hacking all of my friends and allies to...
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    What does your Avatar Say about Yourself?

    My avatar clearly demonstrates that yes, I do need a bun to bite, benny lava.
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    Tell me your Rage-Quit story

    Quitting a game session, in a fit of rage or not, isn't the same as 'giving up', imo. When a game or game experience is doing something that isn't fun, at all, I'm just not going to keep playing. I have no need to finish a game for the sake of doing so, it's not me vs the programmers, in a...
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    TV shows that only you remember.

    Ok, I admit I didn't read all six pages. M.A.S.K., from the 80s, one of those rare "toy set tie in animated TV series", someone uploaded them to youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0BzBFWt8V8 Also: Bravestarr! C'mon! The native american law man who came to planet new texas with...
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    Tell me your Rage-Quit story

    I've noticed my gaming lately has increased in this practice. It had honestly been a number of years since I guit a game in a fit of rage, and the last time involved exploits in multiplayer. I've had a few recent ragequits though, and I'd like to see if anyone else has. Rainbow Six: Las Vegas...
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    Funniest In-Game Dialogue

    Farcry 2, actually, had some pretty epic lines. The random bad guys looking for you would say some great stuff, especially when talking to themselves. "Where is he? What is he doing? He's looking for me isn't he, shut up." Or something to that effect. I do recall one of them trying to...
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    Shia LaBeouf Slams the Wii

    I appreciate that you feel that I am entitled to my opinion, even if you disagree. I will concede that what one experiences on a Wii is by all technical accounts a "video game", as there are precious few other ways to describe what it is, as an artifact, but I maintain that it is NOT the...