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    Rage (The Game)

    Pretty game, nice animation, but very forgettable. I went into this game after playing Borderlands, and it just seemed too small. If a company is going to make another Mad Max-style post-apocalyptic game, it needs to be open world unless it's expressly advertised otherwise. The scale just wasn't...
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    You can say one sentence and everyone on earth will hear it.

    Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, but what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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    NASA discovery on Mars "For the history books"

    They're about 7 feet long, carnivorous, have an unpleasant disposition, and corrosive acid for blood.
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    NASA discovery on Mars "For the history books"

    I'm guessing they found metatron, the high energy yielding material used to power orbital frames. Now we can build Aumann, and usher in a whole new military arms race.
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    The new owners are getting ad-crazy

    It's not the commercial that was before every video prior to the swap. Those are tolerable because they're often for the same product being talked about in the video anyway. No. It's a blaringly loud musical popup window. Remember those when they were on TV constantly, the decibel level of the...
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    There's 1 month left. How are you going to spend it?

    Doomsday movie marathon. 2012, Armageddon, Mad Max, maybe some zombie flicks for good measure.
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    The new owners are getting ad-crazy

    I might have to stop coming here if this continues. There is plenty of adspace on this site. Adding a popup in front of every video as a barrier for entry to see new content is a bit ridiculous. I didn't see a "suggestions" thread anywhere so I'll just add a suggestion here. This is not some...
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    What gets you up in the mornings?

    I'm a light sleeper and I startle easily. I almost don't need an alarm. I get that most people can't help but sleep late if given the opportunity but if I need to be up at 5AM, I'll set the alarm for 5 but actually wake up at 4:55. I've always been that way. Maybe it's the idea of the annoyance...
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    Consoles Are a "Massive Barrier" for Crysis 3 Development

    Why is Crytek even worried about the console crowd? Anyone who plays solely on consoles shouldn't expect to see a Crytek game run and run well on dated hardware. I play both PC and console and am willing to admit to this. I have never played Crysis because I find myself constantly short on funds...
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    Wranglers: Hobbit Production Responsible for 27 Animal Deaths

    Eating a turkey and pigmeat sandwich as I write this. PETA ranks up there with Westboro Baptist. Any movie that uses as many animals as a Middle Earth production is going to have accidents and deaths. Stuff happens, move on. Back to eating my turkey and pigmeat sandwich, yum.
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    Movies that "break reality"

    The Thirteenth Floor is a good one. It went kinda under the radar since it was released about the same time as the Matrix.
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    Escapist Podcast: 068: The Bell Tolls For the Twinkie

    On that last note I kinda prefer the movie Dracula to the book. I know people hate it for Keanu's anemic acting ability, changes in narrative, whatever. But the end of the movie was different from the end of the book in this respect - in the book Dracula dies on the carriage. He's stabbed in the...
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    You have the power to cut off one state from the U.S.

    Texas. Not because it's the home of the Bush family, but because that would force us to relocate our school textbook industry to someplace less likely to revise and delete known facts.
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    Updated: McAfee AntiVirus Founder Wanted for Murder

    "McAfee changes name to Secure Highspeed Internet Extra Layered Defense"
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    Jimquisition: In the Hall of the Mountain Dew

    Videogames are like any other business - if the current iteration doesn't make more money than the previous, it's considered a net loss even though profit is still being made. It's a disgusting practice that's killing economies around the world simply due to greed. Gotta do better than last year...