Recent content by CountCagliostro

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    Unexpected results from "What kind of gamer are you?"

    I play FPS and RPG almost exclusively. Somehow this qualifies me as a Pony Lover. Presumably something about picking Mario Kart by virtue of it being the only driving game I play.
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    Baulder's Gate Stat and Ability Question

    I'm playing through BG for the Nth time myself. My advice: Be a two-handed sword fighter. Although the rules themselves don't particularly favour two-handed weapons, the makers made it so that almost all the most powerful weapons are two-handed swords. As a word of general advice, don't...
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    Who Would Pirate the One-Cent Humble Indie Bundle?

    I'm not so sure these people are evil pirates. I suspect the answer has way, way more to do with the inconvenience of paying 1 cent rather than the actual financial cost of paying 1 cent. Add on security worries, and (as identified) the number of people without credit cards or who just aren't in...
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    Hardest final boss you've ever fought?

    Zaxx. Dizzy. Play through the whole game, get a couple of chances if you're lucky. His weird fireballs move ten times faster than you can. Did it though. We really didn't have much else to do.
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    The first level you've ever beaten...

    Chuckie Egg lvl 1. Eat it up. Or, just maybe, Horace Goes Skiing. But probably Chuckie.
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    Poll: WoW killer

    WoW will probably stay around for a long time, but it will lose the top spot. Everybody thought nothing would beat Everquest, but it did. Before that, no-one though anything would ever beat Ultima Online. Cracks are already showing - LOTR Online may not be about to overtake it, but it has shown...
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    All glory to the Hypno-Toad!

    I think it's fair to say that hypnotism can alter the mood of some (not necessarily all) subjects, and consequently suggestible for the short-term. Whether it's therapeutically effective over the long term to a greater than placebo, I'm not sure, and suspect effect would be minimal. One bit...
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    Standard fantasy enemies- are they the same?

    We really need to get back to the glory days of kobolds all up in the hizzouse until level 3. Haven't seen the little guys since Baldur's Gate 1. Remember the end of the mines? Made you scared for your party while putting them in little real danger, and left you plenty of room to up the threat...
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    Sherlock Holmes Sequel Threatened by "Homoerotic Subtext"

    Speaking as a straight Englishman, gay Holmes would RULE. Obviously, a movie about Holmes going cruising would be out of character. But given Holmes' misogyny and attraction (and Conan Doyle's attraction) to the unusual, some kind of dark, brooding, probably self-hating gay performance would...
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    2010: First game you played

    Breath of Fire 1, SNES. Intending to finally get round to playing them all back to back.
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    The first game you ever completed that you were proud of.

    Dizzy. The original, on the ZX Spectrum. Jumping Zaks' fireballs on the last screen was a nightmare, I remember. They were the fastest things I ever saw on a Spectrum.
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    Worst Game Ever Played?

    Ah yes, the Driver tutorial. I remember installing and uninstalling three times before finishing that. When I finally finished it, I remember the game being reasonably OK, in a pre-GTA and ignore-Crazy Taxi kind of way. I have also played ET on the 2600, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde for the NES...
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    Edge or Edgy: Part Two

    You, sir, are a man of good grace and honour. From this day I shall consider us brothers.
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    Edge or Edgy: Part Two

    Best be trolling. Trademarks are not a "state inducted" anything. They are a judicial measure which are demanded by businesses. They serve two extremely useful functions; protecting a businesses identity and reputation, and allowing customers to make informed choices on purchasing (see: the...
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    What's the Worst Fake British Accent You've Heard in a Film or TV Show?

    I particularly enjoy visiting Americans and Australians, both of which groups are wont to put on a posh British accent for laughs, being amazed that Britons do _exactly_ the same thing. I have a fairly posh accent myself, and I still put on an even posher accent to take the piss. Chocks...