Recent content by FallenJellyDoughnut

I'd become Christian for free beer, as long as I didn't need to be conscious on Sundays

Why did all the hot babysitter sex never happen to me god damn it?! Probably because I wasn't being babsitted at 14, I mean really he's 14, cut the umbilical cord.

It is a racial slur, just because white people pretty much aren't allowed to be offended due to the whole "white guilt" thing, doesn't mean it isn't derogatory to a race.

I'm 100% heterosexual and I would take great pleasure from this.

Image 12, I couldn't help but think:

I like myself more than I like most strangers so I'd go with myself.

I nickname all my Pokemon naughty words, because I have the mind of a 12-year-old.

The name of that topic needs more exclamation marks. Anyway people have said before that Minecraft is a goldmine of unintentional horror, especially when those chords play that build up an atmosphere of extreme tension, the best part is I'm often not in any danger at all. I could be in my...

I punch the body electric, therefore I am?

It worked for Romeo and Juli-oh yeah.

Dovahkiin doesn't sound like such a bad name, I think it would be cool to meet someone named Dovahkiin.

I know my loved one is a good person, how do I know the innocent person wasn't actually a bigoted, racist dickhole? Also I don't know about you but if my relative said they had to kill an innocent to save my life I would just be glad they chose me. I like living a whole bunch.

Okay, that's a neat story and all but where can I hire this woman?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_4Wqm_zhIY My thoughts on this.