Recent content by Gentleman Adventurer

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    Whore of the Orient Title Deemed Racist by City Councilor

    Now I have to make my counter game the "Trollop of Cathay" to jump on the ye olde time words train. But really, people need to just drop the idea that "offending" them is some kind of huge crime and that not being offended is some kind of human right.
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    Jimquisition: Why An Always-On DRM Console Would Be Dumb Dumb Dumb

    I live in one of those "joke" areas where them internets is just a dream within and dream and we marry out sisters...or not. But really, my internet connection is awful and so are most of the people that live near me. I have to go to my Uni's MU to use high speed internet. Always online is a bad...
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    Escape to the Movies: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

    Yeah...I'm just going to go back in my hole and play Bioshock Infinite now.
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    Today is Inspirational Women's Day

    Anna Komnene, one of the greatest female historians ever.
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    Buzz Aldrin Approves a Space Agency Videogame

    I'm not going to lie. This looks like fun. It will be too bad all of our Space programs will end up better than the real US one.
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    lets collectively lol @ these "I need feminism because..." pics

    I am inclined to agree. Also, can you not just not lock down this thread? Or do I not understand your Escapist Staff powers?
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    D.I.C.E. 2013: J.J. Abrams and Gabe Newell Tease Portal Movie

    I don't want to get into a debate about if JJ's movies have "souls" or not. But most of the complaints I've seen really do boil down to, "ARGGGGGHHHHH JJ SUCKS AND LENZ FLARE!!!!!!!"
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    Impire Is "The Bastard Child of Dawn of War and Dungeon Keeper"

    I guess I was a bit unfair, Overlord just never clicked with me.I remember it as having a good sense of humor and very blah game-play. Is the second one any better?
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    Archaeologists Find King Richard III's Forgotten Bones

    For the glory of the House of York I attack! This battle defies time, logic, and continents! I just hope you don't find the Yorkist weakness, the pesky halberd to the head. We are powerless with out our heads. The King is (500 years) dead! Long live the (very dead) King!
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    D.I.C.E. 2013: J.J. Abrams and Gabe Newell Tease Portal Movie

    What was that sound? It was like a thousand internets cried out in pain!
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    CoD of Duty Shoots Fish in a Barrel

    Also all of those rooms have to come in separate $15 DLC packs.
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    Archaeologists Find King Richard III's Forgotten Bones

    As a history major I can say with all of my history street cred that... ...That's pretty neat. Also... Roses are red, Violets are blue. Kill all the Lancastrians, and those damn Tutors too!
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    Impire Is "The Bastard Child of Dawn of War and Dungeon Keeper"

    I hope this will be like Overlord, you know, but good.
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    David Jaffe Lashes Out at CNN Anchor

    I'm sure CNN looks at FOX and MSNBC and thinks, "What can we do to get the rating they do?" Then the board of directors thinks for a bit. Then one jumps out of their chair and yells, "BE AS AWFUL AND SHITTY AS THEY ARE!" The board then applauds him and I die a little more inside. But this is...
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    Disney Shelves 3D Star Wars Sequels

    Hey, it looks like Disney is off to a good start. I hate 3D.