Recent content by phrawger

Zombies are actually quite civil about what they choose to eat, and underneath that hulking brute of an undead slob is the office worker you once discussed the latest ball game with. In essence, they're not unreasonable. ...I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.

Battlefront and Battlefront 2. Droids, Rebels, Clones, Stormtroopers. The occasional alien, but mostly other humans or robots.

Soul Caliber 2 for the Gamecube, $4 at GameStop.

This is my take on it. I love Jack Black and Tenacious D, as well as all other rock and metal, and the game looks fantastic, but I don't have a 360 or PS3. The RTS element in the multiplayer mode also looks like it'd be better handled on PC, so I'm disappointed that they won't be releasing a PC...

The main reason this wouldn't be implemented is that as soon as Valve allows you to set a dog on fire, cover a dog in piss, or fill a dog full of lead, PETA will collectively shit its pants and set fire to Robin Walker.

Fixed. (I do believe in evolution but it's a stretch between fact and theory.) Parents teach their children what they themselves believe. Once the child is old enough to choose what they actually believe, then they can decide for themselves, but up until then it's the duty of the parents to...

You lost me at "The Godfather wasn't a very good book".

That's nothing. The original prequel plot had a Padme/Jar-Jar thing going on that would knock your socks off.

Unique? I gotta go with the Portal Gun on this one. Doors weren't just opened when they made it, they were walked through.

I've never found a game by Valve that I didn't enjoy. TF2 has been the best multiplayer game I have ever played. Half-Life 2 has been the best singleplayer game I've ever played. They've also consistently kept up with the industry and have netted the least amount of complaints of any game...

"Boom... headshot... boom... headshot..."